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willknots!!

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  • 11-04-2013 1:05am
    #1
    yalwaysme
    Registered Users Posts: 21 ✭


    I was having a shag the other night and my other half says "get that willknot out of your arsehole" !! does anyone know what a willknot is and how it got into my arsehole?


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    Zyzz
    Registered Users Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭Zyzz


    I'll get my Jimmy Saville guide to sex..


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    Seachmall
    Registered Users Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    It's a type of eel native to China.


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    GreenWolfe
    Registered Users Posts: 1,731 ✭✭✭GreenWolfe


    Probably this.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=willknot


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    yalwaysme
    Registered Users Posts: 21 ✭yalwaysme


    EarthlyPangaea wrote: »
    Probably this.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=willknot


    no way! must be the lidl toiletroll


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    Seachmall
    Registered Users Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    yalwaysme wrote: »
    no way! must be the lidl toiletroll

    Why was she rooting around in your arsehole in the first place?


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    yalwaysme
    Registered Users Posts: 21 ✭yalwaysme


    Seachmall wrote: »
    Why was she rooting around in your arsehole in the first place?

    who said it was a she?


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    Seachmall
    Registered Users Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    yalwaysme wrote: »
    who said it was a she?

    Only a woman would stop in the middle of sex to tell you start cleaning up after yourself.


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    yalwaysme
    Registered Users Posts: 21 ✭yalwaysme


    Seachmall wrote: »
    Only a woman would stop in the middle of sex to tell you start cleaning up after yourself.


    How do ya know that?


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    Seachmall
    Registered Users Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    yalwaysme wrote: »
    How do ya know that?

    Because I've slept with all the men.


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    #11
    yalwaysme
    Registered Users Posts: 21 ✭yalwaysme


    Seachmall wrote: »
    Because I've slept with all the men.


    ah have you im jealous now! im only starting out


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    Seachmall
    Registered Users Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    yalwaysme wrote: »
    ah have you im jealous now! im only starting out

    I'm joking. You can have them.


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    #13
    yalwaysme
    Registered Users Posts: 21 ✭yalwaysme


    would a willknot be soft or hard?


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    Seachmall
    Registered Users Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    yalwaysme wrote: »
    would a willknot be soft or hard?

    Depends on how fresh it is.


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    yalwaysme
    Registered Users Posts: 21 ✭yalwaysme


    Seachmall wrote: »
    Depends on how fresh it is.

    been there a while mate think i may cut it out


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    irish bloke
    Registered Users Posts: 2,057 ✭✭✭irish bloke


    yalwaysme wrote: »
    been there a while mate think i may cut it out

    There not as bad as musthangs


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    De Hipster
    Registered Users Posts: 1,160 ✭✭✭De Hipster


    Impressed* OP that you can perfectly spell something you've 'NEVER' heard of...

    I prefer dangleberry myself, but since your spelling is clearly not a hidden talent, why not Google rather than splashing your thrilling sexploits online?








    *read suspicious


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    #18
    Fart
    Registered Users Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    Get the scissors or you will knot be having sexy-time anymore.


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    #19
    schnitzelEater
    Registered Users Posts: 269 ✭✭schnitzelEater


    Ah, the joy of chudnuts.


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    schnitzelEater
    Registered Users Posts: 269 ✭✭schnitzelEater


    De Hipster wrote: »
    Impressed* OP that you can perfectly spell something you've 'NEVER' heard of...

    I prefer dangleberry myself, but since your spelling is clearly not a hidden talent, why not Google rather than splashing your thrilling sexploits online?

    *read suspicious

    Are you saying the original post is a 'thinly veiled' boast that the OP has had sex? Shame on you.


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    #21
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    OP it's a cling on. Go wash your bum hole and change your sheets ye filthy animal.

    Don't sniff your GF fingers.


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    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I willknot be able to eat my breakfast now


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