To shave or not shave? By order of my missus.

S28382 · 08-04-2013 9:47pm #1

Right so iv grown a manly beard:cool: that i dont want to shave but my missus is insisting that i shave it (it makes her angry) should i give in to her selfish ways :pac: or should i stand my manly ground?

Oh by the way she said if i dont shave i wont get something that i usually get...but for the life of me i cant think of what she means.

So wise ones of AH will i tell her to sod off or will i bow before her authority.

HondaSami · 08-04-2013 9:48pm

You could try making a decision all on your own.

Seachmall · 08-04-2013 9:48pm

If you're even considering shaving because your OH tells you to you don't deserve to have a beard.

MagicMarker · 08-04-2013 9:49pm

Just shave, and while you're at it cut off your balls and hand 'em to her.

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 08-04-2013 9:49pm

Tell her to ram it!

You grow that majestic beard of yours like a boss.

Put some bows it it, pony and braid that bad boy up...sure multicolour the fup out of it too.

PizzamanIRL · 08-04-2013 9:49pm

That's just one more thing that women want.

Pushtrak · 08-04-2013 9:50pm

Obviously, the issue at hand isn't just shaving now, it's having to keep up the habit. I don't envy you that.

pabloh999 · 08-04-2013 9:50pm

Why do paedos have beards? cos the kids love em

PizzamanIRL · 08-04-2013 9:51pm

Is this like one of those stupid Facebook posts asking ''To go out tonight or not?''

The answers aren't really going to influence your decision.

thehomeofDob · 08-04-2013 9:53pm

Hand in your man card now. I'll let you keep the beard though.

Ilik Urgee · 08-04-2013 9:53pm

Tell her she's gonna have to drop the kaks any time you need flossing done.

BrokenArrows · 08-04-2013 9:54pm

Shave it but leave some serious mutton chopps
http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff87/TealSabre/mutton-chops-big.jpg

yermandan · 08-04-2013 9:56pm

Haha check the ad at the bottom of the thread

S28382 · 08-04-2013 9:56pm

Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »

Tell her to ram it!

You grow that majestic beard of yours like a boss.

Put some bows it it, pony and braid that bad boy up...sure multicolour the fup out of it too.

Haha class i might just do that

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Is this like one of those stupid Facebook posts asking ''To go out tonight or not?''

The answers aren't really going to influence your decision.

Sorry i thought this was Facebook and of course the answers will have influence...its Boards it rules my life:pac: well ok i think my missus does but hey Boards comes in 2nd.

amacca · 08-04-2013 9:59pm

S28382 wrote: »

Oh by the way she said if i dont shave i wont get something that i usually get...but for the life of me i cant think of what she means.

Cake....definitely cake

S28382 wrote: »

So wise ones of AH will i tell her to sod off or will i bow before her authority.

Beard vs Cake....the age old dilemma

To beard and not to cake, that is the question

Whether tis nobler in the mind to not have ones cake and therefore not eat it cos ones beard is in the way or to lose ones beard and have ones cake and eat it too

hmmmm...I vote cake........no beard....no cake.....beard

mmmmmmmmmmmmm CAKEY CAKE CAKE

krudler · 08-04-2013 10:00pm

Make sure to take what you shave off your face and glue it to your balls, if she lets you at the jar she keeps them in first of course.

johnayo · 08-04-2013 10:00pm

You have a serious situation there lad. Not good of her, threatening to withhold the ould ridin like. I don't envy you making this decision. Keep us posted on how this goes. Good luck.:mad:

S28382 · 08-04-2013 10:03pm

johnayo wrote: »

You have a serious situation there lad. Not good of her, threatening to withhold the ould ridin like. I don't envy you making this decision. Keep us posted on how this goes. Good luck.:mad:

Ill keep the beard and ride her when she is asleep........although she has a heavy leg i dont know how ill open em:D

bgrizzley · 08-04-2013 10:04pm

yermandan wrote: »

Haha check the ad at the bottom of the thread

is it just me or is that Enda Kenny wearing it?

https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/43728/248536.jpg

1ZRed · 08-04-2013 10:18pm

Who doesn't like a bit of facial hair?

Your missus sounds like feckin high maintenance

08-04-2013 10:25pm

Tell her you'll shave your beard when she's shaven hers!

S28382 · 08-04-2013 10:29pm

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

Tell her you'll shave your beard when she's shaven hers!

When she comes in ill be like Hey Beeee-atch shave those knobbly knees ....in my deepest black pimps voice

danslevent · 08-04-2013 10:29pm

I am not a massive fan of beards either, it is face pubes really...

kiffer · 08-04-2013 10:41pm

Do you like the beard?
Then don't shave it off... but at least trim it nicely so she can't say it's a mess.

And/Or tell her she'll have more success with positive rather than negative reinforcement...
So rather than threatening to take something away she should be offering something new... maybe you have some ideas along those lines.

No she'll probably hate this idea because it changes the power dynamic to a negotiation rather than her just making demands and threats and people don't seem to like compromises as much as they should.