Facts that sound like they could be true but aren't

King George VI

20% of the population of Earth are bus drivers.

Madonna's maiden name is Butch.

When bitten by the Huja Snake, native to Egypt, the victim feels a euphoric sensation throughout their body. The effects are said to rival that of heroin.

Kevin Costner taught Eddie Van Halen how to play the guitar.

Garden peas have more calories than a double cheeseburger.

The letter "J" didn't exist in the year 1788 until 1791. Scholars found it useless and omitted it from the alphabet. Only when the public staged a mass protest the letter was re-introduced.

Italians are the most intelligent race.

Clouds aren't actually white. They're classified by Met Eireann as "a really really bright shade of grey"

Princess Peach

If you cut the legs off a sheep he floats away and becomes a cloud.

Star Lord

If you build it, they will come.

Maeve80

A pig orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.. Oink Oink!.

King George VI

Every tube of Colgate ever made was made in Leitrem.

Princess Peach

St Jimmy was canonized after he freed the slaves of Connacht.

faceman

Only 34% of the population can see the colour purple. To everyone else it looks like the colour violet.

Boggot Globule

Margaret Thatcher was the best British prime minister ever.

King George VI

A man once tried to bowl a perfect game in 30 seconds. After 15 seconds he had 328 points.

Sarky

The gherkins in McDonald's burgers are actually treated with several opiate-like substances which does nothing for the taste but acts as a powerful preservative.

Princess Peach

The pig who played Babe was sold at auction for $900,000 to Michael Jackson, who ate him for Christmas dinner.

Boggot Globule

There exist positive integers x, y, z and n such that,

x^(n+2) + y^(n+2) = z^(n+2).

Boggot Globule

In medieval China dingleberries were considered to be a sign of good luck.