60% of wicker coffin (yes you read it right)

stickybean · 03-04-2013 10:49am #1

Seen this on HDUK this morning,

http://coffincompany.co.uk/Premium-3

Premium Wicker/Willow - MASSIVE 60% OFF normally £380 now the bargin price of £155 :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

They also do a basic cardboard model which is on special as well!!!!

Bits_n_Bobs · 03-04-2013 10:54am

So if I read it right that's an offer for 60% of a wicker coffin. Is this made for very short people? What are they doing with the remaining 40% of the coffin???

stickybean · 03-04-2013 10:55am

Bits_n_Bobs wrote: »

So if I read it right that's an offer for 60% of a wicker coffin. Is this made for very short people? What are they doing with the remaining 40% of the coffin???

Opps!!! sorry, i meant off

antodeco · 03-04-2013 11:06am

Sure just drink a bottle of Benylin. Will get rid of the coffin in no time!

the groutch · 03-04-2013 11:16am

longgonesilver · 03-04-2013 12:44pm

Thanks OP. Bought 4

brightkane · 03-04-2013 12:57pm

it would be some crack getting these delivered to parcel motel!

aujopimur · 03-04-2013 12:58pm

It's better value than the veneered mdf that some Irish undertakers are palming off on their customers.

mickzer · 03-04-2013 2:40pm

Bits_n_Bobs wrote: »

So if I read it right that's an offer for 60% of a wicker coffin. Is this made for very short people? What are they doing with the remaining 40% of the coffin???

Well, it says "Available size: 5’6’’ x 17.0’’...

mickzer.

antodeco · 03-04-2013 2:50pm

10 posts in and no one said "dead-ly"

I might buy some and stick them up on adverts

Swampy · 03-04-2013 2:54pm

I particularly like the coffin glamour shot. It's has a lovely boudiour feel to it.

EDDIE WATERS · 03-04-2013 2:55pm

A deal to die for

NetNinja · 03-04-2013 3:20pm

Wonder if they buried Edward Woodward in one of these?

Oh wait, I remember now, wasn't he cremated!

looksee · 03-04-2013 3:22pm

Wouldmake a fantastic picnic basket

Ruu · 03-04-2013 3:29pm

Might try a Flubit and see if I can get it cheaper!

homer911 · 03-04-2013 3:33pm

Damn - I'm 5'7" :mad:

paddy147 · 03-04-2013 5:47pm

the groutch wrote: »

William Moody (aka Paul Bearer) actually passed away recently at the young age of 58.

He was an absolute genius.:)

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/wrestling/4827223/Paul-Bearer-dead-WWE-legend-passes-away-aged-58.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TymkvV0s2OY

He was the making of "The Undertaker" and is widely acredited with The Undertakers rise to fame and also his wrestling fame.

Untertaker now stands at 20 and 0 at Wrestlemania.:D

pawrick · 03-04-2013 5:47pm

I'm in need of a coffee table and some of these have nice designs plus could double up for when guests ask to stay over and you're short of room

paddy147 · 03-04-2013 6:02pm

And ironicly enough......William Moody (aka Paul Bearer) did actually work in the Funeral business.

This was before he got into wrestling and became a manager to several high profile wrestlers.

Gadgetman496 · 04-04-2013 12:41am

Do they ship to Ireland & How much is the shipping?

Super-Rush · 04-04-2013 1:06am

That reminds me, its the mother in laws birthday next week.

StaticNoise · 04-04-2013 1:34am

Ruubot2 wrote: »

Might try a Flubit and see if I can get it cheaper!

Seriously, for the hell of it, do it. Make us laugh.

Pyridine · 04-04-2013 6:27am

Ohh it was recommended by the "Good Funeral Guide 2011".

I always wanted a good funeral!

clint_silver · 04-04-2013 8:14am

wouldnt be seen dead in it

cathy01 · 04-04-2013 9:00am

I actualy love them, wish I had somewhere to store them .honest.hate the way your family have to pay €0000000 or whatever when you die .by the way this has been the funniest bargin alrert tread ever .:-)

OU812 · 04-04-2013 9:46am

My family are under strict instructions that if they're not allowed wrap me in biodegrade able plastic, that its got to be the cheapest lightest flimsiest coffin available. This would be ideal