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Uncircumcised Blowjobs

  • 01-04-2013 4:37pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 45 barbarasummers


    I can honestly say that I wouldn't have anyone suck on my dick without me having previously peeled back the entire foreskin and running the head of the penis under water. The gland seems to stay moist for a while after urinating; Due to this, (and lack of airation because of the foreskin), dick cheese can build up when I peel back the foreskin far enough. Doesn't this make it even more degrading to women? Every guy is uncircumcised in this country, so how can a girl suck on a guys dick without having to constantly make sure that the foreskin doesn't get peeled back all the way, OR without being put off by that smell. And NO, it's nothing to do with my own personal hygiene

    So why do blowjobs seem to be as evident in this country as the states(circumcised)?? or are blowjobs only that way in the movies. Doesn't being uncircumcised at least rule out spontaneous blowjobs. I've never had a blowjob, but would I have been awkwardly asked to take a shower before hand? or would she just go down and be like 'oh god, I can't suck on that'. I don't get how this doesn't happen more often?? I do have a point here... right?


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    I love science.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,674 ✭✭✭elefant


    good grief


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭discus


    Mate, you come across like a 12 year old with aspergers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭Prodigious




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Have you considered subscribing Barbara?

    Sex and Sexuality forum is wide open for you when you do.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Fromthetrees


    That's a nice and crazy op.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,489 ✭✭✭Yamanoto


    Jesus OP.

    Cheers for the brain-rape.


  • Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Clean your flute more often.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Oh it's you again Barbara. I still can't work out if you are male or female. Chick with a d1ck perhaps?

    Oh, and I have never given a BJ to a fella that was circumsised. So, no comment!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    The crazy man does have a point.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,370 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    Just wash it, for Christ's sake. That'll get rid of headcheese.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,044 ✭✭✭gcgirl


    I think the majority of boys growing up are told how to properly wash their bits thus if they properly piss they won't have a moist penis nor knob cheese, just because a person is un circumcised doesn't mean spontaneous blow jobs are not on !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Why is your name Barbara if you have a willy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 356 ✭✭Mr. Nice


    I can honestly say that I've never had a blowjob, I don't get how this doesn't happen more often??

    I could think of a few reasons why this might be the case


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 533 ✭✭✭Here Precious2


    Anything to Ann ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭HondaSami


    If all men were like the OP, they would get more bj's


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,960 ✭✭✭Ranicand


    I can honestly say that I wouldn't have anyone suck on my dick

    Can you honestly say you don't provide the service to others?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,969 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    Fcuk me this will go down well.*









    *see what i did there


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭lahalane


    HondaSami wrote: »
    If all men were like the OP, they would get more bj's

    But he's never got a blowjob before. If all men were like the OP...nobody would get blowjobs...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 88 ✭✭trickymicky


    Just off the top my head (no pun intended ) but are you a virgin op? were all friends here its ok to answer honestly???


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,362 ✭✭✭Sergeant


    Thread needs FlutterinBantam.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭HondaSami


    lahalane wrote: »
    But he's never got a blowjob before. If all men were like the OP...nobody would get blowjobs...

    The OP washes himself first for the ladies, if more men done this they might get more BJ's. How many BJ's do men get on average i wonder?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    not a fan of felladelphia op?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,362 ✭✭✭Sergeant


    not a fan of felladelphia op?

    Bell Brie.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    HondaSami wrote: »
    The OP washes himself first for the ladies, if more men done this they might get more BJ's. How many BJ's do men get on average i wonder?

    Il have you know I am deficient dick cheese.

    We should meet up and see how many I get.


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Dean Rotten Quail


    Il have you know I am deficient dick cheese.

    You are deficient few words


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 45 barbarasummers


    discus wrote: »
    Mate, you come across like a 12 year old with aspergers.

    No, I just don't understand how cretins like you are okay with sucking on something so dirty without the thought dawning on your mind as to where its been


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭lahalane


    HondaSami wrote: »
    The OP washes himself first for the ladies, if more men done this they might get more BJ's. How many BJ's do men get on average i wonder?

    Well let's be fair here now. It's not like women have a strawberry Chupa Chups between their legs either. I am usually pretty hygenic unless I'm on a night out though so that'll do me.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    bluewolf wrote: »
    You are deficient few words

    LOL, I am defiantly deficient.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,467 ✭✭✭jimmynokia


    Cant believe what im reading.But women prefer cocks with the hoola hoop chopped off,cleaner and errr no dick cheese...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Sergeant wrote: »
    Bell Brie.

    he-dam

    fred leicester

    dairyme

    yes, i read Viz


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Bell / thread


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