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April Fools

  • 31-03-2013 11:47pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭


    Happy April fools.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari


    I'm not.. buying that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    You had me there for a min...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,057 ✭✭✭irish bloke


    lkionm wrote: »
    Happy April fools.

    Is it your birthday??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,354 ✭✭✭nocoverart


    Already been fooled by the Google Nose search... I'm a dopey fooker.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    I pity the fool!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Is it your birthday??
    *looks around*

    Yes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    lkionm wrote: »
    Happy April fools.

    Bro your shoelaces are open!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari


    You have a great April yourself; fool!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭HondaSami


    No one seems to play jokes anymore.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    I'm only messing lads, I hope ye have a miserable time.

    Fools


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    Dobskidd wrote: »
    totally forgot it was april fools day
    any body got any funny pranks i can do on my gf:D

    We can arrange for me to give her a sleepy-time shot from behind while she thinks it's you. That'd be some prank!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    HondaSami wrote: »
    No one seems to play jokes anymore.

    Wanna hear a joke?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭HondaSami


    lkionm wrote: »
    Wanna hear a joke?

    go on, make it good.

    there was a time when someone would always have silly pranks ready.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    HondaSami wrote: »
    go on, make it good.

    there was a time when someone would always have silly pranks ready.

    What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

    Tony.



    I'm here all week.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari


    bizarre isn't it.

    April, and yet a foot of snow...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Bro your shoelaces are open!

    I'm wearing crocs. My fly was open though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    The White House has exploded !!!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    ^^^ those pesky North Koreans


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    lkionm wrote: »
    ^^^ those pesky North Koreans

    You gotta admit, it would be a bloody clever time for them to nuke the sh1t out of somewhere.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    April fools who?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 215 ✭✭The_Nipper_One


    lkionm wrote: »
    ^^^ those pesky North Koreans

    Can you imagine if that whole war affirmation thing was a preemptive april fools.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,515 ✭✭✭Firefox11


    Apparently you tube will now deliver all of the videos on the site on DVD to your door....even by pack mule!!:rolleyes:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 713 ✭✭✭WayneMolloy


    Nobody would fall for this one.

    Imagine a soccer team, sponsored by invest in Africa, appointing an openly fascist,Mussolini adoring Italian as their new manager?

    Imagine how the Ethiopians would feel about that......

    Oh, wait!


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Aer Lingus has some new rather intruiging initiatives..



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,109 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    TheUsual wrote: »
    The White House has exploded !!!


    Thank god Jeff Goldblum turned into a fly and saved the day


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Cavehill Red


    Nimrod 7 wrote: »
    Aer Lingus has some new rather intruiging initiatives..


    Christ, but that's terrible. I see they had to actually announce it was an April Fool at the end because people would actually believe almost anything of the airline that once spent ten million euro to have their shamrock logo tilted slightly.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,563 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    lkionm wrote: »
    What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

    Tony.



    I'm here all week.
    What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe ?



    Roberto.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭Steve O


    Happy?!

    I started a new job a couple of weeks ago so I was completely unsure about holidays etc. I asked my colleagues on Friday if we were in today, they said "yea sure why would be off". Of course muggins here is in a cold empty office since 8.30 when I could be at home in bed. Bastards.

    It's plain unprofessional. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    nocoverart wrote: »
    Already been fooled by the Google Nose search... I'm a dopey fooker.

    That is the worst Google April Fool so far.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,274 ✭✭✭Monty - the one and only


    Today is not the day to be stuck in work :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,351 ✭✭✭✭aloyisious


    John Murray on RTE, David Bowie to sing for Germany in Eurovision, story in Sat's Bild and to be announced today,.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    lkionm wrote: »
    I'm wearing crocs. My fly was open though.

    You wear crocs?! Guess the joke is on me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,175 ✭✭✭hoodwinked


    Notes its April 1st...

    Goes to google....

    sees nothing different or fool-like...

    Immediately thinks "It's a trap" :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    Anyone else get a bit tired at the lame attempts at April Fools pranks that pop up every Aprils 1st on the internet and media?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    I got fooled by FMs one.

    They said they would make a special 1888 edition to celebrate the 125th anniversary of the Football League in England. They even posted up some sepia-toned screenshots of it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    HondaSami wrote: »
    No one seems to play jokes anymore.

    Heard an advert for Tesco today. Marty explaining the new trolley traffic system being implemented in Tesco. Trolleys must be pushed on the left hand side only. Starting from today! Marty says to look out for traffic signage in stores. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    an ad on the radio this morning about a new one way system that shoppers must use in tesco. lame

    free hagar on boards a few years ago was good


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    aloyisious wrote: »
    John Murray on RTE, David Bowie to sing for Germany in Eurovision, story in Sat's Bild and to be announced today,.

    Worst attempt at an April Fool spoof that I've heard in many years!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 646 ✭✭✭mccarthy37


    Sean Dunne has certainly taken the people of Ireland for April fool's along with his buddy's in the Sunday Sindo saying his debt is paid to this country. I wonder who will pick up the tab for his bankruptcy stunt after making Gayle a very wealthy woman with all those bank transfers.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    15 years ago on the day, Champions League semi final between Real Madrid and Borussia Dortmund. One of the goal collapsed a few minutes before kick off.

    Not sure, what the April Fools part of that day was, maybe that it took them 76 minutes to find a new goal :pac:


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