Alice in anal Wonderland

Itwasntme.

I was talking to a friend yesterday and somehow we stumbled onto the subject of anal or more accurately, I asked him what's up with Irish lads and their obsession with all things anal and he advised me to ask the distinguished populace of AH. I have never had quite so many discussions about anal sex until I moved to this country.

I know it's way too early on a holiday morning to be talking about this (or maybe not *sleazy wink wink*) but seriously AH, wt-polite-eff is up with that?

Banjo String

These threads usually turn out to be a pain in the hole for all concerned.

stimpson

Are you drinking in the George?

kneemos

Porn innit.

Sin City

I think we can all agree that porn has absolutly nothing to do with it

Seachmall

Itwasntme. wrote: »

I have never had quite so many discussions about anal sex until I moved to this country.

This says more about you and your friends than the Irish population.

Don't think I've ever discussed anal, or at least nothing more than a fleeting comment.

Sin City

Ardennes1944

For variety

amacca

Perhaps I'm out of touch op but in my experience irish lads are not more obsessed with anal sex than any other nationality

rarely ever heard it mentioned/proposed etc ....then again I am a bit plain vanilla here

Three Seasons

One thing I'm surprised by is the number of my friends who love to engage in analingus on their significant others. Personally it makes me feel slightly ill thinking about it.

My name is URL

It's just to spite the church

amacca

My name is URL wrote: »

It's just to spite the church

there ye are church...take that I say!....(said in a cricketer type voice - you know what I mean)

efb

Ah the joys of the prostate

Banjo String

Three Seasons wrote: »

One thing I'm surprised by is the number of my friends who love to engage in analingus on their significant others. Personally it makes me feel slightly ill thinking about it.

Vomit vomit vomit .

That's all I've got to say about that.

spankysue

Be grateful that it's only anal they talk about OP and not doing a Dirty Sanchez or Donkey Punching

Itwasntme.

SamHall wrote: »

Vomit vomit vomit .

That's all I've got to say about that.

Exactly. Poo people, poo!! Poo...poo.

And no, I am not drinking in the George although I do quite like it. Drinking in the George that is. Not anal.

jaffacakesyum

I feel like I'm out of the loop...I didn't know Ireland was anal obsessed :pac:

I've only discussed it with a handful of friends on rare occassions. I do know one girl who only did anal with guys she had one night stands with because she didn't trust condoms for protection (from pregnancy not anything else). I don't know how that's pleasurable for her but she must enjoy it.

Morag

Itwasntme. wrote: »

I was talking to a friend yesterday and somehow we stumbled onto the subject of anal or more accurately, I asked him what's up with Irish lads and their obsession with all things anal and he advised me to ask the distinguished populace of AH. I have never had quite so many discussions about anal sex until I moved to this country.

I know it's way too early on a holiday morning to be talking about this (or maybe not *sleazy wink wink*) but seriously AH, wt-polite-eff is up with that?

Cos they reckon they won't get the woman they have talked into it knocked up.
some men do fear crises pregnancy and someone turning up demanding money for a child they didn't want so the old saying of "up the bum, no harm done" seems to have stuck with them so they want sex which is taboo and most likely won't lead to pregnancy.

kneemos

jaffacakesyum wrote: »

I feel like I'm out of the loop...I didn't know Ireland was anal obsessed :pac:

I've only discussed it with a handful of friends on rare occassions. I do know one girl who only did anal with guys she had one night stands with because she didn't trust condoms for protection (from pregnancy not anything else). I don't know how that's pleasurable for her but she must enjoy it.

Forget the name but there's a poster on here previously who says she prefers it...who knows?

jaffacakesyum

kneemos wrote: »

Forget the name but there's a poster on here previously who says she prefers it...who knows?

Maybe it's her :eek: Speak up, myserious anal loving boardsie

I'm not into it myself but different strokes for different folks and all that, I can see how lots of anal play can be encorporated into sex and how it can be fun and kinky and all that, but to only have anal sex I don't get it. I get how guys like it but not girls.

Ihatecuddles-old

I'm the one that prefers it

Itwasntme.

kneemos wrote: »

Forget the name but there's a poster on here previously who says she prefers it...who knows?

If memory serves me right, it was Ihatecuddles.

EDIT: She beat me to it!

Three Seasons

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I'm the one that prefers it

What makes it better may I ask?

Ihatecuddles-old

Three Seasons wrote: »

What makes it better may I ask?

I genuinely don't know, it feels 'bad'...its different. I just like the feeling.

Zirconia

jaffacakesyum wrote: »

I feel like I'm out of the hoop...I didn't know Ireland was anal obsessed

FYP

FGR

I would say its because its extra sexy/nasty. That said I thought Americans were more interested in it.

shopaholic01

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I'm the one that prefers it

In before RaRaRasputin .

Ihatecuddles-old

shopaholic01 wrote: »

In before RaRaRasputin .

My thoughts exactly!!

PizzamanIRL

The answer, I think is because:

1. a woman's anus is the forbidden zone so lads are fascinated
2. for the dominant feeling

I don't think it's just Ireland that's obsessed.

Mr Whirly

It's good crack.

I couldn't be arsed.

shopaholic01

Candie wrote: »

I couldn't be arsed.

Technically you could, you just might not enjoy it! :P

Gummy Panda

Up the bum, no harm done.

Galwayguy35

I have only ever heard one guy saying how he likes doing it with his wife, don't know what she gets out of it though.

Lelantos

It's about time someone posted the dance mix of "Eata da poo poo" & give this place a party vibe

Gummy Panda

Three Seasons wrote: »

What makes it better may I ask?

I did it with a ex and she loved it. She said the orgasm was different

MadsL

Fascinating analysis, carry on.

Madam_X

Three Seasons wrote: »

One thing I'm surprised by is the number of my friends who love to engage in analingus on their significant others. Personally it makes me feel slightly ill thinking about it.

SamHall wrote: »

Vomit vomit vomit .

That's all I've got to say about that.

You can get tongue shield things though. And once really really really stringent hygiene is adhered to, along with the tongue shield, it's safe.

I personally understand the enjoyment of that far more than the enjoyment of anal penetration (for the receiver).

Ihatecuddles-old

Rimming is not for me. Someone did it once and I almost punched them!

irishgirl19

I can't believe these are the type of threads making AH these days

Galwayguy35

irishgirl19 wrote: »

I can't believe these are the type of threads making AH these days

Don't see what the big deal is, we are all adults here aren't we?

Madam_X

Madam_X wrote: »

I personally understand the enjoyment of that far more than the enjoyment of anal penetration (for the receiver).

I understand the enjoyment for those receivers among us who possess a prostate.

Otherwise, no.

Three Seasons

Candie wrote: »

I understand the enjoyment for those recievers among us who possess a prostrate.

Otherwise, no.

Prostate not prostrate. I can be anal about these things.

Three Seasons

Three Seasons wrote: »

Prostate not prostrate. I can be anal about these things.

Quite.

Forest Demon

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

Don't see what the big deal is, we are all adults here aren't we?

Lick Arze

lahalane

You might not understand how people enjoy it but they do, so stop worrying about the science of it all and just go for it. You might enjoy trying something new. Think that's a lot of the appeal too. People like to do something they haven't done before whether it be smoking, drinking, bingo, rock climbing or anal.

Steve O

There are plenty of girls that enjoy it shockingly enough.

seenitall

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

I have only ever heard one guy saying how he likes doing it with his wife, don't know what she gets out of it though.

Folks, don't do it. It's painful, even with the lube, once the guy gets carried away on a wave of passion, if you know what I mean. Doesn't feel as stretchy as the front, therefore hurts loads.

Happy Easter everyone.

Bears and Vodka

If the river runs red, try the dirt track instead.

Gummy Panda

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Rimming is not for me. Someone did it once and I almost punched them!

Back to front in one big lick is how its done

Micky Dolenz

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

Don't see what the big deal is, we are all adults here aren't we?

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