Euro Bank Note Conspiracy

wendell borton

Have a look at a euro banknote it's got a map of Europe but its got no Cyprus or Malta despite having French overseas departments such as Guiana on it.

Chemical Burn

wendell borton wrote: »

Have a look at a euro banknote it's got a map of Europe but its got no Cypress or Malta despite having French overseas departments such as Guiana on it.

Ehhhh because at the time of printing neither country was in the Eurozone .. /thread

and it's Cyprus not cypress :rolleyes:

Pushtrak

Thinly veiled I have money thread.

Boombastic

They're on the €500 note

MadsL

Iceland is on the notes. I smell a plan.

Boo2112

wendell borton wrote: »

Have a look at a euro banknote it's got a map of Europe but its got no Cypress or Malta despite having French overseas departments such as Guiana on it.

And?

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Chemical Burn wrote: »

Ehhhh because at the time of printing neither country was in the Eurozone .. /thread

and it's Cyprus not cypress :rolleyes:

Oh the irony

Chemical Burn

Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »

Oh the irony

Wut?

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Chemical Burn wrote: »

Wut?

It's "what".

wendell borton

Boo2112 wrote: »

And?

It just goes to show the level of foreknowledge those eu mandarins have.:rolleyes:

Chemical Burn

Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »

It's "what".

Sorry, what ?

Duckworth_Luas

Chemical Burn wrote: »

and it's Cyprus not cypress :rolleyes:

When the sh1t goes down, ya better be ready!

dxhound2005

Have a look at the hundreds of Euro notes in your pocket and see where they originated. Dump any Greek ones, they are worthless.

http://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/news/article-2145882/How-tell-euro-note-comes--German-doesnt-beat-Greek.html

fullgas

dxhound2005 wrote: »

Have a look at the hundreds of Euro notes in your pocket and see where they originated. Dump any Greek ones, they are worthless.

http://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/news/article-2145882/How-tell-euro-note-comes--German-doesnt-beat-Greek.html

Ok I've thrown out the hundreds of Euro's that were in my pocket. What is step 2?

AnonoBoy

Money?

Can't believe you fell for that one.


A real conspiracy theorist would know there's microbe tracking devices in every euro note so the government can keep tabs on you and know when you're buying stuff and stuff like that for some reason that's very vague and in no way beneficial to any shadowy organisation but they still do it because they're evil.

Chemical Burn

fullgas wrote: »

Ok I've thrown out the hundreds of Euro's that were in my pocket. What is step 2?

Post them to me. I have the means of destroying them efficiently.

AnonoBoy

dxhound2005 wrote: »

Have a look at the hundreds of Euro notes in your pocket and see where they originated. Dump any Greek ones, they are worthless.

Hundreds of euros in your pockets?

Well hello there Richy Rich, how's it hanging?

Chemical Burn

Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »

Oh the irony

What's ironic about it ? Tell me !

Chuck Stone

I'm hoarding hoardings.

dickwod1

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Money?

Can't believe you fell for that one.


A real conspiracy theorist would know there's microbe tracking devices in every euro note so the government can keep tabs on you and know when you're buying stuff and stuff like that for some reason that's very vague and in no way beneficial to any shadowy organisation but they still do it because they're evil.

Everyone knows thats true, so its not really a conspiracy

El Inho

I just checked a €25 note a lovely man gave me back in change after tarring my drive and there are several countries missing?

Dwork

El Spearo wrote: »

I just checked a €25 note a lovely man gave me back in change after tarring my drive and there are several countries missing?

Yeah, I checked all my €25s as well and Ireland isn't even on them. I think it is a conspiracy - they're out to rule us all. Mine even have Monopoly written on them - they've stopped even hiding their intentions. Bustards.

shopaholic01

Chemical Burn wrote: »

What's ironic about it ? Tell me !

2 possible things - the fact that the countries might exit the eurozone making their absence on the notes seem phophetic, or the fact that you killed the premise of the thread.

Don't think it was aimed at you.

dxhound2005

El Spearo wrote: »

I just checked a €25 note a lovely man gave me back in change after tarring my drive and there are several countries missing?

Check again. It might be a £25 note.

http://www.claytonhowe.co.uk/25poundnote.htm

stmol32

wendell borton wrote: »

Last edited by wendell borton; Today at 20:50. Reason: chemical burned

I actually literally LOL'ed for the first time.