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Teachers reject croker

  • 26-03-2013 11:25pm
    #1
    Phill Ewinn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,007 ✭✭✭


    My old teachers had patches on their elbows. Wonkey glasses and holes in their trouser pockets. Now they're retired they can probably afford to pay someone else to fumble with their testicles while they stare at young boys.


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  • #2
    Hasmunch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 936 ✭✭✭Hasmunch


    Phill Ewinn wrote: »
    Now they're retired they can probably afford to pay someone else to fumble with their testicles while they stare at young boys.


    Living the dream!


  • #3
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Phill Ewinn wrote: »
    My old teachers had patches on their elbows. Wonkey glasses and holes in their trouser pockets. Now they're retired they can probably afford to pay someone else to fumble with their testicles while they stare at young boys.
    Do you want to discuss the rejection of the new proposals or reminisce about the days you walked to school through the fields in your bare feet?


  • #4
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    i actually had a teacher who used to fumble with his testicles in class, but he was more interested in the girls.


  • #5
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »
    i actually had a teacher who used to fumble with his testicles in class, but he was more interested in the girls.
    Did you feel rejected :(?


  • #6
    MadYaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,294 ✭✭✭✭MadYaker


    In before the lock!


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  • #7
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Do you want to discuss the rejection of the new proposals or reminisce about the days you walked to school through the fields in your bare feet?

    In the snow?!


  • #8
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Did you feel rejected :(?

    i never had time to think about it, i was always recovering from the humiliation of calling one of the teachers mammy


  • #9
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Chucken wrote: »
    In the snow?!
    It always snowed then, just to compound the misery.


  • #10
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    Chucken wrote: »
    In the snow?!

    10 miles minimum and we daren't complain or we'd be beaten :pac:


  • #11
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    What is this, I don't even


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  • #12
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Boombastic wrote: »
    10 miles minimum and we daren't complain or we'd be beaten :pac:

    It was always uphill :(



    :D


  • #13
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Boombastic wrote: »
    10 miles minimum and we daren't complain or we'd be beaten :pac:
    With potholes as big as craters.


  • #14
    Mr. Wong
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 221 ✭✭Mr. Wong


    Is a pocket a pocket without a hole?


  • #15
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    Mr. Wong wrote: »
    Is a pocket a pocket without a hole?

    How else are you supposed to put your hand in?

    Chucken wrote: »
    It was always uphill :(



    :D

    Both ways


  • #16
    Steve O
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭Steve O


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    With potholes as big as craters.

    The rain was bigger then too...


  • #17
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Steve O wrote: »
    The rain was bigger then too...
    And wetter.


  • #18
    SB2013
    Closed Accounts Posts: 805 ✭✭✭SB2013


    With a coal sack as a jacket, if you were well off and could afford coal instead of having to cut turf.


  • #19
    humbert
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    When I was a kid...


  • #20
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    I shagged my french teacher


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