Cow tail monitor

weekendfarmer

Hi folks,

There was lads developing a device a few years ago that monitored a cows tail elevation. Mad i know

Does anyone have web sites or contact details for them.

I am not sure did they launch it commercially

Cheers

reilig

No offence, but the silly season is over. Moo Monitors, Heat Time, Tail Elevation Measuring Devices etc, they have all been discussed to death at this stage. The only people that continue to discuss them are those who have a vested interest in the sales of such devices.

I'd ask you, instead of asking a load of questions about a product which continually mentions the name of the product (and thus making it more prominenent in internet searches) that you might use the search facility of this website to see what has been said about this product in the past and pm people who have written about the products that you seek information on instead of bringing up old threads.

This is not a free advertising platform.

whelan1

reilig wrote: »

No offence, but the silly season is over. Moo Monitors, Heat Time, Tail Elevation Measuring Devices etc, they have all been discussed to death at this stage. The only people that continue to discuss them are those who have a vested interest in the sales of such devices.

I'd ask you, instead of asking a load of questions about a product which continually mentions the name of the product (and thus making it more prominenent in internet searches) that you might use the search facility of this website to see what has been said about this product in the past and pm people who have written about the products that you seek information on instead of bringing up old threads.

This is not a free advertising platform.

amen to that

weekendfarmer

True ... but i think you will find this type of device is mentioned no where. Not even google. Not sure if you can buy it

Just want to find the boys involved

reilig

weekendfarmer wrote: »

True ... but i think you will find this type of device is mentioned no where. Not even google. Not sure if you can buy it

Just want to find the boys involved

From now I'm putting a moritorium on naming any device or manufacturer of such a device while we investigate shilling. Naming such a device or manufacturer in public on this forum will get anyone an automatic 1 week ban. You are free to discuss such products by PM.

I suggest you PM Whelan1 :D:D

Timmaay

I think that should include delaval and his fancy 400quid cow alarm clock, he has been fairly pimping that last few weeks :P

whelan1

jeeny with collars, boluses, ear tags and tail detecting things they will really be well decked out

bbam

whelan1 wrote: »

jeeny with collars, boluses, ear tags and tail detecting things they will really be well decked out

Not much consolation if they're stuck indoors six months of the year and noone sees them.

weekendfarmer

The business

whelan1

she looks very happy

Bactidiaryl

weekendfarmer wrote: »

The business

Nano nano

LivInt20

weekendfarmer wrote: »

Hi folks,

There was lads developing a device a few years ago that monitored a cows tail elevation. Mad i know

Does anyone have web sites or contact details for them.

I am not sure did they launch it commercially

Cheers

What do you monitor a cow's tail elevation for??

weekendfarmer

cant say ... will get banned

whelan1

LivInt20 wrote: »

What do you monitor a cow's tail elevation for??

i was wondering that also

moy83

Dont mention the brand name and Im sure you will get away with it .

Sigourney

LivInt20 wrote: »

What do you monitor a cow's tail elevation for??[/Quote

If they fly too high they can end up hitting the sun.

bbam

weekendfarmer wrote: »

The business

Jesus shell not burst on the green pasture there. Or maybe she's some new solar powered breed.... Not much use here either

weekendfarmer

moy83 wrote: »

Dont mention the brand name and Im sure you will get away with it .

No i am hurt now ... plus would miss the banter with whelan1


Better off leaving the boys with forks in their hands:)

td5man

Im looking for a tail elevator for 1 f***er she doesn't know how to lift her tail when passing faecal matter. sh1te for less verbally endowed among us.
Maybe she just has a weak end.

reilig

td5man wrote: »

Im looking for a tail elevator for 1 f***er she doesn't know how to lift her tail when passing faecal matter. sh1te for less verbally endowed among us.
Maybe she just has a weak end.

Broken tail bone? Have see it before in cattle. They are always the dirtiest ones cause they aren't able to move the tail out when they go to sh1t.

49801

LivInt20 wrote: »

What do you monitor a cow's tail elevation for??

count how much time per day is spent Sh______________ting!!!;)

moy83

whelan1 wrote: »

she looks very happy

Why wouldnt she be sure she has twice as much grass in front of her as our cows have here

Richk2012

weekendfarmer wrote: »

The business

Looks so natural ud swear it grew there

delaval

Timmaay wrote: »

I think that should include delaval and his fancy 400quid cow alarm clock, he has been fairly pimping that last few weeks :P

Only because you can't come up with one:P:P......I hear Pak's is ready to patent:P:P

delaval

whelan1 wrote: »

jeeny with collars, boluses, ear tags and tail detecting things they will really be well decked out

You forgot Freedom's ACR's:P:P:P

delaval

LivInt20 wrote: »

What do you monitor a cow's tail elevation for??

To quantify the amount of BULLSHYT

whelan1

delaval wrote: »

You forgot Freedom's ACR's:P:P:P

i have them too, she could do with a smart phone also

tismesoitis

weekendfarmer wrote: »

Hi folks,

There was lads developing a device a few years ago that monitored a cows tail elevation. Mad i know

Does anyone have web sites or contact details for them.

I am not sure did they launch it commercially

Cheers

Id actually like to know a bit more about this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

weekendfarmer

tismesoitis wrote: »

Id actually like to know a bit more about this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

People have reported this a nonsense topic so I am will not be talking about it anymore.

Some times science is "foolish"

reilig

weekendfarmer wrote: »

I am will not be talking about it anymore.

As i said in the PM to you, If you know the answer to it, why did you ask the question????????????

weekendfarmer

reilig wrote: »

As i said in the PM to you, If you know the answer to it, why did you ask the question????????????

Where did i supply an answer to my own question ?

reilig

weekendfarmer wrote: »

Where did i supply an answer to my own question ?

In post #4 you say this type of device is mentioned no where.

Yet in post #29 you tell us that you aren't going to talk about it anymore because it has been reported. Nobody here has pertained to knowing anything about the device. If it's mentioned nowhere and nobody on here has heard about it, why would you even hint at talking further about it (or not talking further about it in your case) if you didn't know anything about it?

weekendfarmer

1. You accused me of answering my own questions
2. I told you i didn't
3. Someone quoted me and told me they were interested in finding out about this also
4. I said i wasn't talking about it anymore (maybe "talking" was a bad choice of words ... should have used "interested")
5. Your last post sees you seeing in to the future


So to completely clear things up, I am no longer interested in this thread

reilig

weekendfarmer wrote: »

1. You accused me of answering my own questions
2. I told you i didn't
3. Someone quoted me and told me they were interested in finding out about this also
4. I said i wasn't talking about it anymore (maybe "talking" was a bad choice of words ... should have used "interested")
5. Your last post sees you seeing in to the future


So to completely clear things up, I am no longer interested in this thread

Ok, I'll close it so.