If we aren't horny., just fix us a sandwich

moneymad

Most women send mixed messages,, confusing expectations, and whine and complain at the man!! As a woman, I can tell you, the stupid ass feminists are to blame, and the media constantly portraying men as homer Simpson.. "as a guy once told me " men are simple to please ." If we aren't horny., just fix us a sandwich"!!No, really, men need love and compliments, too.. Most females are selfish..

Would you agree or disagree with the above?

Seachmall

Dunno, but the sandwiches aren't gonna make themselves...

Professey Chin

Well im not horny right now but I would like a sandwich

Mr. Wong

Or change the oil in my car. Amazing that some women need to be told to do this.

rednik

It depends on what's in the sandwich.;)

HondaSami

moneymad wrote: »

Most women send mixed messages,, confusing expectations, and whine and complain at the man!! As a woman, I can tell you, the stupid ass feminists are to blame, and the media constantly portraying men as homer Simpson.. "as a guy once told me " men are simple to please ." If we aren't horny., just fix us a sandwich"!!No, really, men need love and compliments, too.. Most females are selfish..

Would you agree or disagree with the above?

Thankfully im not like most women.

amacca

Once when I was horny I fixed myself a sandwich

That was some unappetising mess.

Ella

I can hear the key chain rattling already from the mods.

Celly Smunt

Rolls are better.

mattjack

Ella wrote: »

I can hear the key chain rattling already from the mods.

If your quick you might hear the whistle of the ban hammer before it crash's down too.

shopaholic01

moneymad wrote: »

Most women send mixed messages,, confusing expectations, and whine and complain at the man!! As a woman, I can tell you, the stupid ass feminists are to blame, and the media constantly portraying men as homer Simpson.. "as a guy once told me " men are simple to please ." If we aren't horny., just fix us a sandwich"!!No, really, men need love and compliments, too.. Most females are selfish..

Would you agree or disagree with the above?

I'm not sure I understand it tbh.

HondaSami

My fella brought me tea in bed this am before he went to work. I feel bad because i should be up making him breakfast,never mind i will wash up after he makes dinner this evening.

mattjack

Hold the fuck right on .... the OPs a woman.
Wheres me flak jacket when I need it ?

shopaholic01

OP's signarture:
"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize."

Voltaire

Chuck Stone

Stop talkin' will ya?

amacca

shopaholic01 wrote: »

OP's signarture:
"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize."

Voltaire

it appears as if i am at the bottom of a food chain

(I hate these little introspective moments)

The Big Red Button

Sometimes men like cuddles too!

SEPT 23 1989

Fluffy Bunny Rabid wrote: »

Sometimes men like cuddles too!

Only if it leads to something

spankysue

I hate when most women make sweeping generalisations :rolleyes:

Madam_X

I make amazing sandwiches, which I serve atop my huge boobs.

shopaholic01

Madam_X wrote: »

I make amazing sandwiches, which I serve atop my huge boobs.

Well, I just hope you make tea to wash it down.

dr.bollocko

Lets not go down this road.