Scumbags throwing eggs

dodderangler

As a subject already about them gettin worse
Fcukin right they're gettin worse or more idiotic
Little ***** just through eggs at my car as I drove home from work
I went to uturn after them but mate said not to
Little cnuts then followed me home shouting ha ha ya got egg'd and revin their piece of ****
Would've let it go but they woke my daughter
So ran in got the pipe off the Hoover and went after them
Ya little tick think your hard man il smash your teeth in
I said get out the car then you and the six of yas in your piece of ****
And they drove off given me the usual all talk and no action abuse
Got their reg though
Possibly to be continued
Little rats

chillywilly

When life gives you eggs, do yolks.

Ruudi_Mentari

don't egg him on

zenno

Please don't talk about eggs, i've being living on them for 3 weeks now, i'm starting to smell like sulfur. It wouldn't matter if they threw 100 eggs at me now as i'd probably just eat them off the car.

Killer Wench

First, a pipe off a vacuum? Second, could this not be evidence against you?

JayzuzHowiye

Ah, Tallaght.

Ruudi_Mentari

you didn't have a samurai sword in the boot?!

P.Walnuts

Of all the weapons to grab you got the pipe off the vacuum...

I don't think you'd do so well in a zombie apocalypse.

ChunkyLover54

Your'e experiencing an eggs-istential crisis

fasttalkerchat

P.Walnuts wrote: »

Of all the weapons to grab you got the pipe off the vacuum...

I don't think you'd do so well in a zombie apocalypse.

Mine is metal and pretty solid. Would definitely go for that against someone in a vehicle.

Dunny

Your mate drove you into it.

dodderangler

Metal pipe do fair bit of damage and was only thing I had close to front door
Was either the pipe that extends to bigger pipe or fishing rod and don't want to risk breaking that
Now I'm stayin awake in case the little shots come back to throw something else at the car

Witcher

Keep a few eggs by the door and pelt the fcuk out of them if they come back:pac:

Ruudi_Mentari

someone threw an egg at me once and it just slapped against my jacket and rolled off. didn't even break! Hard boiled.

P.Walnuts

fasttalkerchat wrote: »

Mine is metal and pretty solid. Would definitely go for that against someone in a vehicle.

1. Pain in the arse disassembling it

2. Grip is pretty crappy I imagine given its smooth metal with no handle

cruais

what an eggstrordinary thing to happen to you my friend. I think what it really all boils down to is that underneath their ''hard shells'', they were softy guys. I mean, after that eggsplosive car chase, your brain must be fried!

Ihatecuddles-old

cruais wrote: »

what an eggstrordinary thing to happen to you my friend. I think what it really all boils down to is that underneath their ''hard shells'', they were softy guys. I mean, after that eggsplosive car chase, your brain must be fried!

That's worse than my shaggy pun in the 'innocent things you do' thread.

And my shaggy pun was awful.

andym1

When I saw ''Pipe off the hoover'' I gave up ! Another scardy cat.. The actual ''Hoover'' would weigh maybe 3 or 4 kilos ! Why did you not smash that into their face ? The pipe is only hollow plastic and would only cause a whiplash type of injury, but a ''Hoover'' in the face would incur a visit to the dental hospital in Lincoln Place, At the rear of TCD.
Bear this in mind for any future altercations

cruais

i know but its 3.40 am...im eggsperiencing insomnia! im bored!

orestes

JayzuzHowiye wrote: »

Ah, Tallaght.

Hey, I'm from Tallaght, don't lump me in with this.

Eggs and a pipe off the hoover, pfffft, wussies.

dodderangler

andym1 wrote: »

When I saw ''Pipe off the hoover'' I gave up ! Another scardy cat.. The actual ''Hoover'' would weigh maybe 3 or 4 kilos ! Why did you not smash that into their face ? The pipe is only hollow plastic and would only cause a whiplash type of injury, but a ''Hoover'' in the face would incur a visit to the dental hospital in Lincoln Place, At the rear of TCD.
Bear this in mind for any future altercations

And being hit with a metal pipe being swung at force and connecting in the head won't do damage?
Pretty sure it'd do some serious damage

JacobM

I like to dissect girls. Did you know that I'm utterly insane?

andym1

dodderangler wrote: »

And being hit with a metal pipe being swung at force and connecting in the head won't do damage?
Pretty sure it'd do some serious damage

Hoover pipes are plastic mostly, Keep a hurley just inside your door or beside the bed, Massive damage Guarenteed

andym1

JacobM wrote: »

I like to dissect girls. Did you know that I'm utterly insane?

I have 3 in the basement...can we meet ?

dodderangler

andym1 wrote: »

Hoover pipes are plastic mostly, Keep a hurley just inside your door or beside the bed, Massive damage Guarenteed

I'm not talking about the plastic pipe that connects to the Hoover
The part that extends is metal
Extends from 2 foot t bout 4 foot
I just took that off
I should get a hurl though. Think they have them in lidl still

MadsL

Blay wrote: »

Keep a few eggs by the door and pelt the fcuk out of them if they come back:pac:

Damn this recession, we used to respond with empty champagne bottles from the penthouse balcony. Quite effective. :pac:

WoollyRedHat

Some people say the only way is to poach them, but I'm a boiled egg man myself. Only way. That, marmalade on toast, and a cup of tea... what else would you want.

Steve O

They sound like a right gang of egg soldiers.

Frank Black

You wanna get the Scumbags? Here's how you get them. They pull an egg, you pull a hoover pipe. They send one of yours to the Book of Kells, you send one of thiers to the Guinness Brewery Tour! That's the Dublin way, and that's how you get the Scumbags!

corktina

you can't clean up egg with a hoover...I call shenanigins

johnny_knoxvile

you know it's a recession when there was no evidence of these eggs 5 minutes later.

Dtp79

If they come back with eggs..... Beat them

bobwilliams

Killer Wench wrote: »

First, a pipe off a vacuum? Second, could this not be evidence against you?

he also threatened them with 'ur goin to Dy son'

Plazaman

They were in a car throwing eggs? Lazy fúckers, in my day we had to walk or cycle when egging folk and I'll tell ya, it's hard to cycle with eggs in your pockets. Many a time me yolk fell out of me trousers.

BillyMitchel

I remember I was egged before, sitting all relaxed waiting on a bus and then BAM! Splatter, it starts rolling down my focking cheek! Stung like a mother****er too.

Bastards

Wasn't in Ireland but a load of flaming yahoos in oz.

dodderangler

Well turns out being a mechanic and working for a garage few year ago has its advantages
Used computer few mins ago and put in the reg and bingo! found out where he lives
Little sh1t lives around corner from my house
Il be paying him a visit later
I'm sure his mammy won't be too pleased or I could give him a few slaps
What's yas think?
Think I know AH answer to this

granturismo

dodderangler wrote: »

Well turns out being a mechanic and working for a garage few year ago has its advantages
Used computer few mins ago and put in the reg and bingo! found out where he lives
Little sh1t lives around corner from my house
Il be paying him a visit later
I'm sure his mammy won't be too pleased or I could give him a few slaps
What's yas think?
Think I know AH answer to this

I dont think AH is even allowed to encourage violence suggested in an Irish haiku.

Reamer Fanny

You could say you had an eggs-citing night!

Ush1

Where abouts in Tallaght did it happen?

Just no.