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The girlfriend's birthday...

  • 21-03-2013 6:20pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 188 ✭✭


    Hi, its her 31st birthday on saturday. We're out for drinks and a bit of grub saturday night but anyone have any ideas of something good to do during the day around dublin?

    Cheers


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,584 ✭✭✭TouchingVirus


    Try the Gifts & Ideas forum, or Dublin City forum if you want to go area-specific.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭hallo dare


    send her to a day spa.you get the day off plus you get browning points for the lovely gift. sorted!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,584 ✭✭✭TouchingVirus


    hallo dare wrote: »
    send her to a day spa.you get the day off plus you get browning points for the lovely gift. sorted!

    Brownie points (unless you send her to a tanning salon too)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Could drop her over to me if you like?!


    Treat her to the whole hair and nails thing, she'll love it especially if you are heading out that night.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭Ilik Urgee


    You could inflate her so she'd feel somewhat abused.


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  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Anal?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,609 ✭✭✭irishgirl19


    the zoo! I don't care what age you are!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    antodeco wrote: »
    Anal?

    See below....
    hallo dare wrote: »
    send her to a day spa.you get the day off plus you get browning points for the lovely gift. sorted!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Why do people use the word "the" rather than "my" when referring to their girlfriend/boyfriend, etc?


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    mikom wrote: »

    See below....

    Yeah I was thinking of referencing of that!

    Better get some Aldi baby wipes too
    RayM wrote: »
    Why do people use the word "the" rather than "my" when referring to their girlfriend/boyfriend, etc?

    So I don't confuse her with my wife!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    antodeco wrote: »

    Yeah I was thinking of referencing of that!

    Better get some Aldi baby wipes too

    Better not forget the Vaseline too.


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco



    Better not forget the Vaseline too.

    Woah! He never said he loved her!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭Ilik Urgee


    Better not forget the Vaseline too.

    Don't want her crying on her birthday :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 358 ✭✭Joe Hart


    RayM wrote: »
    Why do people use the word "the" rather than "my" when referring to their girlfriend/boyfriend, etc?

    They are being ironic.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Get the bus.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,633 ✭✭✭TheBody


    Better not forget the Vaseline too.


    What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use lube!!





    Sorry, you reminded me of that joke!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    TheBody wrote: »


    What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use lube!!





    Sorry, you reminded me of that joke!!

    You're called The Body and I remind you of anal sex are you male or female?!

    Terrible joke by the way.


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco



    You're called The Body and I remind you of anal sex are you male or female?!

    Terrible joke by the way.

    Bang of desperation off you!

    /awaits TheBody's response


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,839 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    RayM wrote: »
    Why do people use the word "the" rather than "my" when referring to their girlfriend/boyfriend, etc?
    I think its a Munster thing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    Try the Gifts & Ideas forum, or Dublin City forum if you want to go area-specific.

    ^^^^ This.

    Do you want a job TouchingVirus? :P


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