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Do you feel quilty

  • 18-03-2013 10:18pm
    #1
    badabing106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,489 ✭✭✭


    When you are having night time erotic fantasies about work colleagues or other random innocent bystanders you interact /have eye contact with on a familiarity basis?


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  • #2
    Lisha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,696 ✭✭✭Lisha


    No shame in loving the duvet at all


  • #3
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Why would you feel guilty? :confused:


  • #4
    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    I thought the thread title was some reference to toilet roll.


  • #5
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    And the winner of the creepiest post today goes to...................

    Delete you pics folks


  • #6
    MickFleetwood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭MickFleetwood


    Yeah, I masturbate whilst crying.


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  • #7
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    I'm even a bit scared in here


  • #8
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    No no... I appreciate beauty, beauty appreciates me


  • #9
    Dwork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 797 ✭✭✭Dwork


    badabing106 wrote: »
    When you are having night time erotic fantasies about work colleagues or other random innocent bystanders you interact /have eye contact with on a familiarity basis?
    sigh. Do you?


  • #10
    Duvetdays
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 478 ✭✭Duvetdays


    Yeah I do like to rub myself all over occasionally


  • #11
    gallag
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,355 ✭✭✭gallag


    MickFleetwood wrote: »
    Yeah, I masturbate whilst crying.
    A good old cry-****. Try using your tears as lube.


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  • #12
    Ilik Urgee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭Ilik Urgee


    Why wait til night time OP? Just **** off there and then.


  • #13
    tan11ie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭tan11ie


    I love my quilty, can't wait to feel it tonight :)


  • #14
    badabing106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,489 ✭✭✭badabing106


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    Why would you feel guilty? :confused:

    Like what Praetorian Saighdiuir said, it feels a big creepy to be thinking about people in this inappropriate way


  • #15
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    Quilty!! Hahahaha!! Why is that absolutely fooking hilarious to me right now? Trying to imagine what "quilty" could feel like.


  • #16
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    ah yes, just remembered... We're funny, not sexy


  • #17
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,578 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Some music for you to enjoy while you're at it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4VQzsRA4as


  • #18
    MickFleetwood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭MickFleetwood


    gallag wrote: »
    A good old cry-****. Try using your tears as lube.

    I just can't help it, man. The guilt consumes me.


  • #19
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Yeah, sure you're supposed to feel a bit of that good old fashioned Catholic guilt when you thrash off, sure. We wouldn't be Irish if we didn't feel guilt at polluting ourselves!


  • #20
    Ilik Urgee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭Ilik Urgee


    MickFleetwood wrote: »
    I just can't help it, man. The guilt consumes me.

    Try taking out the butt plug:cool:


    Sorry Mick couldn't resist:D


  • #21
    Gillo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭Gillo


    MickFleetwood wrote: »
    Yeah, I masturbate whilst crying.
    You mean you "crank", it's a verb. Eg, I crank, I will crank etc
    No idea what the past tense is; cranked or crunk???


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  • #22
    MickFleetwood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭MickFleetwood


    Gillo wrote: »
    You mean you "crank", it's a verb. Eg, I crank, I will crank etc
    No idea what the past tense is; cranked or crunk???

    Whuh?


  • #23
    WinnyThePoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,417 ✭✭✭WinnyThePoo


    It feels great right now.


  • #24
    Mr. Nice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 356 ✭✭Mr. Nice


    I thought the correct spelling of his surname was Kielty :confused:


  • #25
    Joe10000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭Joe10000


    I guess I would if I owned a Barbour jacket.


  • #26
    Ruudi_Mentari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari


    Ilik Urgee wrote: »
    Why wait til night time OP? Just **** off there and then.

    you're one of dis guy, that can just switch on and off without the aid of hypnosis right??

    maybe we are cut from the same quilt.


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