DESPERATE world of online dating..

PrincessPreach

The other night I was bored and decided to create a false dating profile as part of a social experiment and for personal amusement.

My aim was simple - to see just how pathetic men can be when it comes to women and potential sex. I decided to insult and provoke anyone who messaged me to see how much it would take for these desperados to lose interest.

The results were shocking!! I knew men could be pathetic when it comes to a pretty face (my profile pic is GORGEOUS!) but I didn't think it was feasible to be quite so lame.

One man who messaged me was a policeman. He asked me how I like to spend my weekends and I said getting messed up and doing drugs ao our lifestyles probably aren't compatible. He replied saying that he didn't care if i did drugs and asked if he use his handcuffs on me.

Another guy worked in pharmaceuticals. I told him I like to take lorazapam and valium to combat my regular hangovers. I also asked if he could hook me up with some. Was that enough to deter him? Hell no! He still asked me if i'd like to meet up for a drink.

Another guy said he worked in theatre and was mates with Glen Hansard. I proceeded to bang on about how much I love ginger hair and told him i'm Glens biggest fan. I responded to each of his messages (there were loads) with a reference to Glen Hansard and how much I fancy him. He overlooked my obsession and still asked me out!!

So, in conclusion, it doesn't matter if you're a benzo riddle Frames loving alco with a penchant for class A drugs, men in Ireland will still be fawning over you cos you have a pair of tits.

Show your dicks some respect boys and stop idolising women in the vain hope of getting laid.

Pathetic!!!!

Mr Benevolent

So you're a journalist for the Indo? How interesting! Pray do continue...

orestes

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You're pathetic

SEPT 23 1989

You won't get a man with that attitude

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Actually, setting up a fake dating page for amusement makes YOU pathetic.

My name is URL

Yeah.. they're pathetic. Not you though.. setting up fake accounts and baiting people

kfallon

PrincessPreach wrote: »

The other night I was bored and decided to create a false dating profile as part of a social experiment and for personal amusement.

My aim was simple - to see just how pathetic men can be when it comes to women and potential sex. I decided to insult and provoke anyone who messaged me to see how much it would take for these desperados to lose interest.

The results were shocking!! I knew men could be pathetic when it comes to a pretty face (my profile pic is GORGEOUS!) but I didn't think it was feasible to be quite so lame.

One man who messaged me was a policeman. He asked me how I like to spend my weekends and I said getting messed up and doing drugs ao our lifestyles probably aren't compatible. He replied saying that he didn't care if i did drugs and asked if he use his handcuffs on me.

Another guy worked in pharmaceuticals. I told him I like to take lorazapam and valium to combat my regular hangovers. I also asked if he could hook me up with some. Was that enough to deter him? Hell no! He still asked me if i'd like to meet up for a drink.

Another guy said he worked in theatre and was mates with Glen Hansard. I proceeded to bang on about how much I love ginger hair and told him i'm Glens biggest fan. I responded to each of his messages (there were loads) with a reference to Glen Hansard and how much I fancy him. He overlooked my obsession and still asked me out!!

So, in conclusion, it doesn't matter if you're a benzo riddle Frames loving alco with a penchant for class A drugs, men in Ireland will still be fawning over you cos you have a pair of tits.

Show your dicks some respect boys and stop idolising women in the vain hope of getting laid.

Pathetic!!!!

I think we know who the pathetic one is in all of this tbh

humanji

OP, you are the worlds greatest journalist. I simply can't allow you to be wasting time here on Boards, when you're next target will surely be about toilet seat etiquette. God speed!