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I just robbed a chipshop.

  • 16-03-2013 6:50pm
    #1
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭


    I had a notion of a single fish and curry sauce so I went to the local chipper. On the way I had a brainfart, why have a curry fish when I could have it all. So I stuck a banana in my pocket, went in and up to the counter and said to the cook

    "Do something stupid and don't give me the contents of the till"

    She said

    "You got it, Backwards Man"


Comments

  • #2
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    You're going to be done for a salt and battering.


  • #3
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    What a terrible terrible gimmick


  • #4
    sarabroderick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 79 ✭✭sarabroderick


    Did you get a battered hostage


  • #5
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    And this is the point where I log off the internet for the rest of the Paddys weekend.


  • #6
    Sparks43
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,056 ✭✭✭Sparks43


    uoy dluow ffo kcuf


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  • #7
    Duff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,561 ✭✭✭Duff


    That's silly.


  • #8
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,285 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Something fishey about your story here OP.


  • #9
    Lelantos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,612 ✭✭✭Lelantos


    Sparks43 wrote: »
    uoy dluow ffo kcuf
    rehtorB nemA


  • #10
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,200 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Oh man, the LOL's I had...

    .. whew!


  • #11
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Sparks43 wrote: »
    uoy dluow ffo kcuf
    Lelantos wrote: »
    rehtorB nemA
    :( KO


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  • #12
    johnayo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    I'd say OP that you have a chip on your shoulder;).


  • #13
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Something fishey about your story here OP.

    He's only codding.


  • #14
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Its a shame the serving staff didn't put him in his plaice.


  • #15
    donvito99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


    So the OPs a Burgerler?


  • #16
    Jacks Smirking Revenge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 337 ✭✭Jacks Smirking Revenge


    OP, are you Tom Green by any chance?

    http://vimeo.com/4102628


  • #17
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Any chance you could be blind and actually held up a brothel OP?


  • #18
    Lelantos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,612 ✭✭✭Lelantos


    donvito99 wrote: »
    So the OPs a Burgerler?
    Of I ever catch him he'll be a batterburgerler


  • #19
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    DarkJager wrote: »
    Any chance you could be blind and actually held up a brothel OP?
    No there was a distinct smell of fish in the ai . . . . oh wait.:eek:


  • #20
    DecTipp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 115 ✭✭DecTipp


    he should have pulled out his sausage, give everybody a laugh :D:D


  • #21
    lachin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 250 ✭✭lachin


    DecTipp wrote: »
    he should have pulled out his sausage, give everybody a laugh :D:D

    More like a dried up old nugget


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  • #22
    Tom_Cruise
    Closed Accounts Posts: 734 ✭✭✭Tom_Cruise


    So these innocent people are trying to earn a living and you think its ok to rob them at banana point?


  • #23
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Did you also rob lots of red sauce?
    I heard the cops chased you but didn't ketchup...


  • #24
    Queen-Mise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    This was the OP's version of the Codfather.

    He was getting some food before breading to a Fishcotheque later on. It is a Rock and Sole Plaice.

    /Bye


  • #25
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,596 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    I tried the same once
    went into the chipper and said "One move and you're geography"
    she asked if I meant history
    so I told her not to change the subject


  • #26
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Huh?


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