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Uggghhh!!!

  • 16-03-2013 8:45am
    #1
    0ph0rce0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,026 ✭✭✭


    Just woke up beside some some horrible looking thing, shes next to me as i write this and she wont get the **** out, how do i get rid of this yolk.

    Jesus i swear if you seen her you'd get sick. :(

    My god i was drunk.


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  • #2
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    I never let my dog sleep on the bed.

    You have to set boundaries.


  • #3
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    shat on your pillow again last night *tuts*

    :(


  • #4
    0ph0rce0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,026 ✭✭✭0ph0rce0


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    I never let my dog sleep on the bed.

    You have to set boundaries.

    Seriously if my dog was around i would have slept with him instead


  • #5
    HondaSami
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭HondaSami


    It's the likes of you that give nice boys a bad name, get the fcuk up and make her breakfast.


  • #6
    0ph0rce0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,026 ✭✭✭0ph0rce0


    IM0 wrote: »
    shat on your pillow again last night *tuts*

    :(

    No shít, but there is blood everywhere, im off to vomit


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  • #7
    Frynge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,667 ✭✭✭Frynge


    Dutch oven should solve matters.


  • #8
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    0ph0rce0 wrote: »
    Just woke up beside some some horrible looking thing, shes next to me as i write this and she wont get the **** out, how do i get rid of this yolk.

    Jesus i swear if you seen her you'd get sick. :(

    My god i was drunk.

    UGGGHHH.


  • #9
    foxinsox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    In fairness I'm only pretending to be asleep, hoping you'll leave fast!


  • #10
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    There's two ways, you can hide in the jacks or get up the balls to tell her to get the fcuk out. Say 'get outta a here' in an Italian accent..


  • #11
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    0ph0rce0 wrote: »
    No shít, but there is blood everywhere, im off to vomit

    ah shes had enough dont cover her in vomit too


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  • #12
    0ph0rce0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,026 ✭✭✭0ph0rce0


    i just played her this



  • #13
    dx22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 286 ✭✭dx22


    I think 'yore ma' works quite well here


  • #14
    iDave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    Thinly veiled I Pulled thread


  • #15
    0ph0rce0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,026 ✭✭✭0ph0rce0


    iDave wrote: »
    Thinly veiled I Pulled thread

    Honestly nothing to be thinly veiled about


  • #16
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    dx22 wrote: »
    I think 'yore ma' works quite well here

    down the mines is it


  • #17
    padd b1975
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,839 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    Try and ride her.


  • #18
    HondaSami
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭HondaSami


    0ph0rce0 wrote: »
    No shít, but there is blood everywhere, im off to vomit

    Did she hurt you? feed her and she might give you a sympathy shag. :P


  • #19
    Chop Chop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 343 ✭✭Chop Chop


    0ph0rce0 wrote: »

    Honestly nothing to be thinly veiled about

    You need to rattle the box off her again.


  • #20
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    In for a penny, in for a pound


  • #21
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    It's sad that you're making this up to get noticed.

    Very sad.


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