Sh*t just got real.

stmol32

I'm surprised there hasn't been loads of threads about this tragedy already.

http://www.breakingnews.ie/entertainment/bieber-hamster-dies-needed-more-protein-587951.html

I suppose people are still in shock.

1ZRed

How could you give your pet away so readily to a stranger, and at a concert? A hamster?

These idiots don't give a feck about their animals.

RIP hamsterdance.

.Henry Sellers.

He died doing what he loved.... Nothing.

ScumLord

1ZRed wrote: »

These idiots don't give a feck about their animals.

It wouldn't surprise me if he treated people the same way.

Ilik Urgee

Is he being buried or cremated? Looked on RIP.ie but nothing yet.

stmol32

It makes me happy to know there is such an organisation as The California Hamster Association.

1ZRed

ScumLord wrote: »

It wouldn't surprise me if he treated people the same way.

Tbh I always seem to sympathise more with animals than people in these situations

aujopimur

I think he gave the hamster to Freddie Starr.

ballsymchugh

goodnight sweet prince...

mfceiling

Needed more protein.......semen contains protein.....just saying

ejmaztec

I wonder if the little sh1t will hit the fan for murdering his gift?

mfceiling

Stupid teenage girls.......you can trust them with nothing.

Ilik Urgee

mfceiling wrote: »

Needed more protein.......semen contains protein.....just saying

Come on face it, a kid's not gonna know that:rolleyes:

WoollyRedHat

Even for entertainment news, I mean really?

The world has lost its way.

stmol32

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

Even for entertainment news, I mean really?

The world has lost its way.

I know right!
The entertainment news is usually fairly fluffy anyway but still... I mean c'mon.

razorblunt

At least he has closure, we'll never know where Richard Gere's hamster ended up.
Let it not be where the sun don't shine poor soul.

1ZRed

mfceiling wrote: »

Needed more protein.......semen contains protein.....just saying

What are you looking at Bieber for then?

mfceiling

1ZRed wrote: »

What are you looking at Bieber for then?

Read the story....hamster belonging to bieber needed more protein. My semen, lethal as it is, wouldn't be much good to a hamster belonging to a popstar in america, now would it?

ScumLord

1ZRed wrote: »

What are you looking at Bieber for then?

The hamster was perfectly healthy under Bieber care. Then he hands it off to a girl and it dies from lack of protein.

joetoad

MR Hankey?

Poor justin, at 18 his balls still havnt dropped

admiralofthefleet

was his name lemmingwings?

heartseeker

stmol32 wrote: »

It makes me happy to know there is such an organisation as The California Hamster Association.

obviously the hamster wasn't aware of them otherwise he would have look them up and seek advice when his health began to suffer :-D

reganreggie

Fecking Bieber there was a time Pop stars gave 18 year old girls herpes not fecking hamsters.

stmol32

heartseeker wrote: »

obviously the hamster wasn't aware of them otherwise he would have look them up and seek advice when his health began to suffer :-D

They man a 24/7 helpline, pretty good for a volunteer organisation.

stmol32

reganreggie wrote: »

Fecking Bieber there was a time Pop stars gave 18 year old girls herpes not fecking hamsters.

Thanks to this androgynous little sh**ebag and his ilk it's almost like rock and roll never happened.

Gordon

breakingnews.ie wrote:

Writing on her Twitter page, Tori revealed Pac has gone to "little hamster heaven", adding: "He was OUR baby & @justinbieber I still can't thank u enough (sic)"

Shocking error by entertainment.ie - if you're going to include (sic) to stamp home the fact that the shoddy spelling is not your own, don't include it in the quotation marks implying that they wrote "(sic)". Mild irony there. /grammarnazi

SpiderHead

I think the hamster and Bieber switched bodies ala Face off and the hamster was just getting rid of any loose ends. Explains why the bieber died of a sudden protein deficiency.

.Henry Sellers.

SpiderHead wrote: »

I think the hamster and Bieber switched bodies ala Face off and the hamster was just getting rid of any loose ends. Explains why the bieber died of a sudden protein deficiency.

"Peach, I could eat a peach for hours...."

Plazaman

What the? Did they autopsy the Hamster to find he died of a lack of protein. Tori made the worst decision there :

Drop, Flush and Say Nothing VS Twittin' Hamster Dead, It Was Our Baby

I do believe that any of Biebers offspring will indeed look like Rats

antodeco

Rats! Hairy Japenese Bastards!

1ZRed

mfceiling wrote: »

Needed more protein.......semen contains protein.....just saying

mfceiling wrote: »

Read the story....hamster belonging to bieber needed more protein. My semen, lethal as it is, wouldn't be much good to a hamster belonging to a popstar in america, now would it?

As in "Justin Bieber has no semen" was my jibe, can't make it least.

orestes

Pfffft, leave Bieber in a room with Led Zeppelin and a shark to show him how it's supposed to be done.

kingcobra

The fan's name who got the hamster off Bieber is Tori Mc Clure...I could have sworn I've seen that name somewhere?

Capt'n Midnight

kingcobra wrote: »

The fan's name who got the hamster off Bieber is Tori Mc Clure...I could have sworn I've seen that name somewhere?

You may remember me from such educational films as don't give your hamster to strangers.

Hank Scorpio

Edit: Beaten to it!