Alternative Career Options

sadie06

Somebody from AH must fit the bill!


http://http://www.indeed.ie/viewjob?jk=22085645aea5c18f&q=arts&l=Leinster&tk=17ljpdra806a0063&from=ja&alid=ddad950d653719b6&utm_source=jobseeker_emails&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=job_alerts

DavyD_83

link doesn't work, what's the job?

sadie06

Ah crap, you must have to be signed up to Indeed.


Sidekick needed for superhero
Dublin
I am looking for a sidekick to help me fight crime.

Must be smaller than me (5'10) and noticeably less muscular.
Dublin region
Must be flexible (physically and hours)
Most superhero work will be done at night
Your identity shall remain a mystery.
Training in martial arts a necessity.
Superpowers a bonus but not necessary.
If interested please contact me, Skidmarks, via mobile, or telekinesis, if you have that power.

Dyr

I tick all the boxes except the physical flexibilty

so near

D1stant

I wonder what special power Skidmarks has....

"Is that a bird? a plane?.... no its just a big steamy ****e so it is"

The Backwards Man

The Equality thingamebob will have him over a barrel for that.

Tall muscular sidekicks will be up in arms.

smash

Telekinesis huh...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zD5k2QI4tjc

I have a brown belt in Kenpo - it's in the attic somewhere.
I am ickle.
I have no muscles.
I'm hypermobile - ie. bendy
and I have a smartphone

When do I start?

everlast75

Let me guess..

He's called Skidmarks as he makes criminals sh*t themselves?

eamonnq

Deleted User wrote: »

I have a brown belt in Kenpo - it's in the attic somewhere.
I am ickle.
I have no muscles.
I'm hypermobile - ie. bendy
and I have a smartphone

When do I start?

I think I may have a 'position' for you!!

antodeco

I like this idea. I do have a super power but its more of an uncontrollable ability to lust and perve

FatherLen

everlast75 wrote: »

Let me guess..

He's called Skidmarks as he makes criminals sh*t themselves?

probably just because the super hero business doesn't pay well enough to be able to buy new underwear.

reganreggie

Skidmarks and his side kick "wet wipes" or "dangleberries"

Napper Hawkins

Skidmarks and his trusty sidekick, Piss Stain.

eamonnq

antodeco wrote: »

I like this idea. I do have a super power but its more of an uncontrollable ability to lust and perve

I think that actually may be a 'requirement' to post on here!!

Kolido

It seems that interested applicants need to be psychic also as he didn't leave a contact number!

Annasopra

http://www.gumtree.ie/cp-other-jobs-in-dublin/sidekick-needed-for-superhero-464464489