Dog owners

WumBuster

A funny story from a lad at work..almost every evening for few months when he came home from work there was a massive dog turd planted in his driveway, which he had to pick up and put in the bin. he had a fair idea whose dog it was(a neighbour i think) so finally, one day he stays home to see if he could catch him out. Sure enough, the fella comes along with his dog, pauses as the dog curls one out and then carries on. He then runs out the front and asks him if he's going to pick that up. The dog owner just looks at him, says nothing and carries on walking. Workmate then picks up the dog turd and runs after him. When he catches up he says to the dog owner ''sorry mate I think you forgot something'' and then slips the turd into yer mans coat pocket... That was the last time that dog pooed on his driveway.

BTW dog owners who don't pick up their dog's turd need to be all put down

Seachmall

Who the fuck do you associate with?

omerin

Sh1t happens

lynchieboy

urban myth

Doom

I just got sick into my mouth.....picking up poo...

WumBuster

WumBuster wrote: »

A funny story from a lad at work..almost every evening for few months when he came home from work there was a massive dog turd planted in his driveway, which he had to pick up and put in the bin. he had a fair idea whose dog it was(a neighbour i think) so finally, one day he stays home to see if he could catch him out. Sure enough, the fella comes along with his dog, pauses as the dog curls one out and then carries on. He then runs out the front and asks him if he's going to pick that up. The dog owner just looks at him, says nothing and carries on walking. Workmate then picks up the dog turd and runs after him. When he catches up he says to the dog owner ''sorry mate I think you forgot something'' and then puts the turd into yer mans coat pocket...

Then he said no i luv u FIVEever

orestes

So your mate took a day off work for a handful of dog sh1te?

Banjo String

WumBuster wrote: »

A funny story from a lad at work..almost every evening for few months when he came home from work there was a massive dog turd planted in his driveway, which he had to pick up and put in the bin. he had a fair idea whose dog it was(a neighbour i think) so finally, one day he stays home to see if he could catch him out. Sure enough, the fella comes along with his dog, pauses as the dog curls one out and then carries on. He then runs out the front and asks him if he's going to pick that up. The dog owner just looks at him, says nothing and carries on walking. Workmate then picks up the dog turd and runs after him. When he catches up he says to the dog owner ''sorry mate I think you forgot something'' and then puts the turd into yer mans coat pocket... That was the last time that dog pooed on his driveway.

BTW dog owners who don't pick up their dog's turd need to be all put down

I was at the cinema a few months ago and this man was sat in front of me with his dog with him, sat on the seat if you don't mind!

The movie being shown was the hunger games, and the dog wagged its tail and panted at the funny scenes, put his tail between his leg and whimpered at the sad scenes, and it even pricked his ears up and growled at the scary scenes, I couldn't believe it!

Anyway, after the film, I tapped the dogs owner on the shoulder, and told him that I couldn't believe the way his dog behaved throughout the movie.

The owner said he couldn't believe it either.

He said the dog 'absolutely hated the book'.

Love2love

I seen a blind man pick up after his guide dog. If he can do it, anybody can. I'm sick of dodging it walking through certain parts of Dublin. Nightmare if you've kids with you

The Backwards Man

Love2love wrote: »

I seen a blind man pick up after his guide dog. If he can do it, anybody can. I'm sick of dodging it walking through certain parts of Dublin. Nightmare if you've kids with you

Yeah you can say what you want about blind people, they are easy to hide from.

Cereal Number

What happened to the Chinaman whose wife left him?

He went back to Wan-king.




(That joke was for all of you who expected a funny story here)

WumBuster

Arent there plastic bags you can buy from lidl or tesco that probably cost 40c for a hundred or something.Pick it up and chuck it in the nearest bin. No effort really

SunnyDub1

That story is full of sh*t

Scruffles

Doom wrote: »

I just got sick into my mouth.....picking up poo...

just as well are not living with people who have copraphagia,have lived with many copraphagics who insist on only rubbing it all over the places other people use before eating it.