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Tena for Men - (Free Sample) - [Tena UK]

Allyall · 2013-03-13 02:29:47

I added this to clothing, as i am unsure where else it would fit.. Tena for Men.. As far as i can make out, it's kind of like a Male Tampon - A Manpon.. This may only be available for a short time, so don't let it seep past you.. (Hilarious... that's all i can cum up with) Tena - Free Sample. I've applied for mine. It also…

13-03-2013 02:29AM

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Allyall

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I added this to clothing, as i am unsure where else it would fit..

Tena for Men..

As far as i can make out, it's kind of like a Male Tampon - A Manpon..

This may only be available for a short time, so don't let it seep past you.. (Hilarious... that's all i can cum up with)

Tena - Free Sample.

I've applied for mine.

It also can look quite impressive in a pair of tight fitting Jeans. - And on the bonus side, if you get caught stuffing something like that down your pants, You don't have to explain it..

Our perfectly engineered equipment for men

TENA provides a wide range of protection specially made for men. Security is top priority, but we also know that discretion, comfort and freshness are of vital importance. Therefore we have designed products that fit the male anatomy perfectly.

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#2 13-03-2013 03:04AM

Chuck Stone

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I just pissed myself laughing.

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#3 13-03-2013 05:01AM

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You don't have to know how to milk a cow to prevent leaking in your pants after having a piss. Just help those last drops out....

Not your ornery onager

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#4 13-03-2013 08:35AM

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Thanks OP, ordered 10 using different aliases, best bargain alert ever!

Thankfully, I'm kidding, just the 1.. :pac:

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#5 13-03-2013 08:44AM

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Lost hard to this!

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#6 13-03-2013 08:51AM

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Oh God No.

I'm just waiting for the freebie viagra page to show up here and then we'll have all kind of lawsuits.

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#7 13-03-2013 09:57AM

ando

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"For light to medium leaks" hahaha!!

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#8 13-03-2013 09:59AM

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Ordered 1 for the father in law, tight f**ker will probably use it, dry it out and use it again

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#9 13-03-2013 10:16AM

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I'm sure my colleague who turned 40 last Friday will appreciate the one I just ordered for him. Thanks OP!

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#10 13-03-2013 10:19AM

Access

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Allyall, have you lost the plot altogether? :pac:

Seeing that you posted that at half two in the morning my assumption would be that you have!

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#11 13-03-2013 10:30AM

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I saw these in a Sainsbury's in London in Feb, couldn't believe it!

Applied for one there, hopefully arrive in time for a fathers day gift :pac:

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#12 13-03-2013 10:35AM

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Chuck Stone wrote: »

I just pissed myself laughing.

Obviously their target market.

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#13 13-03-2013 10:38AM

antodeco

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These are perfect. Oil leak in the car which should be prevented by these

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#14 13-03-2013 11:08AM

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your selected country is not valid. Anyone else got this?

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#15 13-03-2013 11:40AM

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I guess they also make your junk look bigger

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#16 13-03-2013 12:37PM

Allyall

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Access wrote: »

Allyall, have you lost the plot altogether? :pac:

Seeing that you posted that at half two in the morning my assumption would be that you have!

Lost it long ago.. :P

Very sore head to day, Unable to look at PC until now...

4real wrote: »

your selected country is not valid. Anyone else got this?

Try BT11AA Postcode.. (Sticky up top of Bargain Alerts)

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#17 13-03-2013 01:02PM

dak

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Is this only available incontinences called ? ??? Did you find this on Wikileaks ?:)

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#18 13-03-2013 01:19PM

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Stop taking the piss!

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#19 13-03-2013 02:25PM

antodeco

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Allyall wrote: »

As far as i can make out, it's kind of like a Male Tampon - A Manpon..

Erm, theres a book I can give you that might clear a few things up for you

:pac:

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#20 13-03-2013 04:26PM

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just ordered one and addressed it to my boss

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#21 13-03-2013 10:59PM

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Funniest Bargain Alert since the 'VERY Big Mickey thread' :D:D

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#22 13-03-2013 11:57PM

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Says Ireland is not a valid country.
Are you taking the pi$$ OP?

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#23 14-03-2013 12:09AM

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I am sitting here, wondering, do I want to put my name on a database for the rest of my life associated with this, for the sake of obtaining a few giggles.

The answer is, YES! Thanks OP.

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#24 14-03-2013 12:21PM

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I rang them to order mine but when they answered they said 'please hold'

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#25 14-03-2013 01:51PM

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Do they have one for number 2s

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#26 14-03-2013 02:10PM

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Not really a bargin if you have to spend more than a penny !

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#27 10-04-2013 02:34PM

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Received mine today! Thanks OP! Fantastic BA!

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#28 11-04-2013 04:47PM

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The target of my practical joke received his yesterday at his family home, his parents opened it and he received a very concerned phone call...

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