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Excessive farting whilst drinking Coopers Pale ale.

  • 08-03-2013 5:22am
    #1
    KegglesMcS
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 63 ✭✭


    Anyone else drink Coopers pale ale? I love the stuff but it really gives me a dose of the windy bottoms.


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  • #2
    Hank Scorpio
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,631 ✭✭✭✭Hank Scorpio


    Good for you


  • #3
    Fart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    Sorry about that.


  • #4
    KegglesMcS
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 63 ✭✭KegglesMcS


    I'm going to finish this can and hit the sack. Otherwise I'll be chuffing all day tomorrow.


  • #5
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Only if blended with beans and fresh onion tears.


  • #6
    shedweller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,029 ✭✭✭shedweller


    KegglesMcS wrote: »
    I'm going to finish this can and hit the sack. Otherwise I'll be chuffing all day tomorrow.
    It already is tomorrow.


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  • #7
    seanmacc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 771 ✭✭✭seanmacc


    Eat charcoal dog biscuits.

    That seems to work well for my pet boxer.


  • #8
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    KegglesMcS wrote: »
    Anyone else drink Coopers pale ale? I love the stuff but it really gives me a dose of the windy bottoms.

    Yes, can't say I suffer with wind afterwards though.
    KegglesMcS wrote: »
    I'm going to finish this can and hit the sack. Otherwise I'll be chuffing all day tomorrow.

    Now i know you're lying.

    It only comes in bottle's :rolleyes:. Why you lie to me keggles?

    WHY GODDAMIT?


  • #9
    BrensBenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,292 ✭✭✭BrensBenz


    Forgive me for asking (a very beer-ignorant tee-totaller here) but at what point does f@rting become "excessive"?
    • Are there EU thresholds set by decibel level or cubic volume or frequency or pungency?
    • Is the equipment you use for measuring the excessiveness of your emanations calibrated by a registered national authority?
    • Is there evidence of erosion of underwear or upholstery?
    • Are the eruptions attracting the attentions of NATO or other military alliances?
    • Perhaps you are relying solely on peer comment which would, of course, open up an endless debate about the competence of these people to judge your excessiveness.
    Only when these questions have been answered can we begin to offer pragmatic advice so I humbly suggest that you go and perform more structured research and publish your findings so that we might have a reliable foundation of data on which to base our advice.


  • #10
    oldyouth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,754 ✭✭✭oldyouth


    I'd say it could be the fact that most people (like me) get the munchies for all sorts of crap when having a drink. Maybe one of your snacks has a particular chemical reaction with the Coopers. Trial and elimination might work


  • #11
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Try here OP.


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