A Tsunami of porn

Snickers Man

Shock horror gasp! Young fellas are "struggling to cope" with the masses of porn they can get hold of for free on the Internet. The Indo reports on RTE's new and overhyped pyscho-documentary on sex in Ireland which aired last night.

The program was a lot more graphic than the above newspaper report and spoke frankly about the widespread incidence of masturbation interjected with a hilarious "Late Late Special" from the 1970s (I'm guessing) where a sexologist claim that all adults masturbate was hotly denied by an earnest well presented young man from the church going community.

And I thought an increase in bashing the bishop referred to the loss in prestige of the Catholic Church.

smash

It's ok, girls watch it too so they know what to do!

Although they now think the average penis size is 10.5 inches.

1777

As long as it's not a fukushima of porn, what with the Japs and their censored ****E. I'd rather **** to the reflection in the mirror of my own hole.

Micky Dolenz

smash wrote: »

It's ok, girls watch it too so they know what to do!

Although they now think the average penis size is 10.5 inches.

It is, isn't it? :cool:

Nodin

Snickers Man wrote: »

Shock horror gasp! Young fellas are "struggling to cope" with the masses of porn they can get hold of for free on the Internet. The Indo reports on RTE's new and overhyped pyscho-documentary on sex in Ireland which aired last night.

The program was a lot more graphic than the above newspaper report and spoke frankly about the widespread incidence of masturbation interjected with a hilarious "Late Late Special" from the 1970s (I'm guessing) where a sexologist claim that all adults masturbate was hotly denied by an earnest well presented young man from the church going community.

And I thought an increase in bashing the bishop referred to the loss in prestige of the Catholic Church.

Holy Mary Mother Of Jaysus!!!!Thats why ye can never get mansized tissues in the shop.....and why there's horse in the burgers....

Mr Benevolent

the widespread incidence of masturbation

I lolled.

kfallon

smash wrote: »

It's ok, girls watch it too so they know what to do!

Although they now think the average penis size is 10.5 inches.

Yeah they seem to not have a clue what to do with my 11 incher these days.....

:P

BBDBB

must buy some shares in spec savers

1777

smash wrote: »

It's ok, girls watch it too so they know what to do!

Although they now think the average penis size is 10.5 inches.

A foot-long dong for Charles Wong.

corktina

i don't use mine as a rule....








...BUT I COULD! :-)

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Beautifully worded.

I'm already thinking of slim naked Asian girls playing with buckets of eels while on a crowded subway and no one vven mentioend the word "Japan".

1777

It's gotten to the stage where young lads are **** to ****e porn. Not figurative ****e porn, such as when the girl in the film has a face like a well beaten rat; but literal ****e porn, as in fecal matter coming out of holes.

When it gets to the stage of transvestite pigeon porn, I'm gonna start baitin' some scrawny little ****ers.

minidazzler

smash wrote: »

It's ok, girls watch it too so they know what to do!

Although they now think the average penis size is 10.5 inches.

Yeah, It is, isn't it?

LizT

minidazzler wrote: »

Yeah, It is, isn't it?

Stealing Micky's joke, for shame...

Steve O

"The kids joe, they're watching two young girls deficate into a cup joe, my Jacinta has ruined my tea mug joe....."

The L.B. Saga

I hope to get caught in this wave.

wendell borton

Tsunami, tsunami came washing over me.

EKRIUQ

Well this is a handy story for the newspapers and the Tv shows, if there ever stuck for a news headline, run the porn is going to ruin our society. I am sure there are hundreds of studies that they can get to back up there arguments.

mikom

Snickers Man wrote: »

Shock horror gasp! Young fellas are "struggling to cope" with the masses of porn they can get hold of for free on the Internet. The Indo reports on RTE's new and overhyped pyscho-documentary on sex in Ireland which aired last night.

The program was a lot more graphic than the above newspaper report and spoke frankly about the widespread incidence of masturbation interjected with a hilarious "Late Late Special" from the 1970s (I'm guessing) where a sexologist claim that all adults masturbate was hotly denied by an earnest well presented young man from the church going community.

And I thought an increase in bashing the bishop referred to the loss in prestige of the Catholic Church.

The irony of following the "documentary" with the "Republic of Georgia Salpas tits" was lost on those in RTE.
That's why we pay them the big bucks...........

666irishguy

A Tsunami of porn has washed over Ireland. We were dirty, dirty things, now we are all left dripping wet. RTE should make a documentary on mature bbw porn.

Nodin

EKRIUQ wrote: »

Well this is a handy story for the newspapers and the Tv shows, if there ever stuck for a news headline, run the porn is going to ruin our society. ...........

It can become a new staple, along with "Teenagers having Sex!!!!", "Underage Drinking!!!!!!!!", "Massive Crimewave" and the like. We're unlikely, alas, to see "Violent Comics...!!!" anymore, as comic reading has dropped off the scale, numbers wise. Likewise any Shock Horror story about reading material in general is fairly rare these days....

Zombienosh

If there was ever a misleading thread title.....