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Gastroenteritis

  • 03-03-2013 5:10pm
    #1
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭


    Never heard of it until an hour ago.

    But having Sky News on in the background has turned me into an expert on it.

    And I expect every journalist in Britain will be an expert on it by now too.

    Apparently it gives you dehydration and stomach ache.


    Has she been at the burgers and frozen lasagnes ?


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  • #2
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Lapin wrote: »
    Apparently it gives you dehydration and stomach ache.


    It's Sunday, hasn't everyone got that? Liz was probably out on the tear last night.


  • #3
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    Makes a change from **** coming out of her mouth.


  • #4
    mccarthy37
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 646 ✭✭✭mccarthy37


    Lapin wrote: »
    Never heard of it until an hour ago.

    But having Sky News on in the background has turned me into an expert on it.

    And I expect every journalist in Britain will be an expert on it by now too.

    Apparently it gives you dehydration and stomach ache.


    Has she been at the burgers and frozen lasagnes ?

    You mean to tell me you never lifted your leg to let one rip and instead left off a watery slip.


  • #5
    LizT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    brummytom wrote: »
    It's Sunday, hasn't everyone got that? Liz was probably out on the tear last night.

    No I wasn't!

    :pac:


  • #6
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Have Australian radio hosts been informed about this great opportunity?


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  • #7
    Dunny
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    My name is URL wrote: »
    Have Australian radio hosts been informed about this great opportunity?

    They have now!


  • #8
    pedanticpat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 189 ✭✭pedanticpat


    Lapin wrote: »
    Never heard of it until an hour ago.

    But having Sky News on in the background has turned me into an expert on it.

    And I expect every journalist in Britain will be an expert on it by now too.

    Apparently it gives you dehydration and stomach ache.


    Has she been at the burgers and frozen lasagnes ?

    can you explain exactly what you're talking about? This is like a stream of consciousness.

    Why is this threadworthy?

    It's a very common thing, and I'm no doctor, but I've heard of it quite a bit before.


  • #9
    Bertie Woot
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 352 ✭✭Bertie Woot


    The most common symptoms of gastroenteritis are vomiting and repeated episodes of diarrhoea, apparently three or more episodes within 24 hours.

    That's a night on the town.


  • #10
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    pedanticpat wrote: »
    can you explain exactly what you're talking about? This is like a stream of consciousness.

    Why is this threadworthy?

    It's a very common thing, and I'm no doctor, but I've heard of it quite a bit before.
    Queeny's in hospital with it.


  • #11
    pedanticpat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 189 ✭✭pedanticpat


    brummytom wrote: »
    Queeny's in hospital with it.

    I see, I've missed that. Hope she's okay, lovely lady.


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  • #12
    xLexie
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    Hahaha the queen has a dose of the trots.


  • #13
    SB2013
    Closed Accounts Posts: 805 ✭✭✭SB2013


    It's just a complex name for a tummy bug.


  • #14
    Truncheon Rouge
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 388 ✭✭Truncheon Rouge


    I wish I could edit a pic of the queen onto this...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S376iimvXIQ


  • #15
    Ruudi_Mentari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari


    Gastroexititis more like!!

    take stuff in at your peril.


  • #16
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    xLexie wrote: »
    Hahaha the queen has a dose of the trots.

    She'll be back on the throne in no time


  • #17
    Giblet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,989 ✭✭✭✭Giblet


    Having the skits is newsworthy now?


  • #18
    ITS_A_BADGER
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,232 ✭✭✭ITS_A_BADGER


    Giblet wrote: »
    Having the skits is newsworthy now?

    Auld queenie has the skitters, Sher wernt they criticizing kates wardrobe last week, Prince Philp will sneeze next week and it will be all over skynews


  • #19
    pedanticpat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 189 ✭✭pedanticpat


    Giblet wrote: »
    Having the skits is newsworthy now?

    The Queen of England being admitted to hospital is newsworthy, yes. She's quite famous and influential.

    It was released as a press statement, presumably so the rumour mill doesn't go into overdrive at the thoughts of her being more seriously ill, especially as she's at quite the advanced age now.


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