Embarrassing situation in work

Heavy Pig

So I was printed some presentations in work. A female colleague from the team was waiting to print something also. We were chatting and then she let one rip ! A loud sloppy fart - and she is such a lady. I just can deal with talking to her without this incident replaying over and over again. It's making me very uncomfortable. Advice please.

Terrontress

Heavy Pig wrote: »

So I was printed some presentations in work. A female colleague from the team was waiting to print something also. We were chatting and then she let one rip ! A loud sloppy fart - and she is such a lady. I just can deal with talking to her without this incident replaying over and over again. It's making me very uncomfortable. Advice please.

Grow up?

Dunny

Heavy Pig wrote: »

So I was printed some presentations in work. A female colleague from the team was waiting to print something also. We were chatting and then she let one rip ! A loud sloppy fart - and she is such a lady. I just can deal with talking to her without this incident replaying over and over again. It's making me very uncomfortable. Advice please.

Eh, laugh??

visual

Take a deep breath and smile

Dunny

Actually if your team leader is male, report her!

token101

Heavy Pig wrote: »

So I was printed some presentations in work. A female colleague from the team was waiting to print something also. We were chatting and then she let one rip ! A loud sloppy fart - and she is such a lady. I just can deal with talking to her without this incident replaying over and over again. It's making me very uncomfortable. Advice please.

You have to prove your manliness by going further. If you don't she won't respect you. Shart it out.

Heavy Pig

Terrontress wrote: »

Grow up?

Ladies shouldn't be farting like this in public. It creates a lot of awkardnesses

deco nate

doe's she do a lot o anal?

ask her

Overheal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqx2Bt5bnKE

Banjo String

A young lady in our team came in one Monday morning quite obviously a little bit worse for wear, no doubt as a result of a 'super Sunday session'.

Anyway, about nine thirty that morning, I was at the water cooler when she arrived got yet another drink of water as she was quite obviously dehydrated.

Things had taken a turn for the worse at work, and we had a last in first out policy in place, she asked me would she be getting made redundant next (as a few had already gone, & things hadn't improved).

I innocently told her that if things didn't pick up quite quickly, I'd be forced to either 'lay her, or Jack off'.

She went into fits of giggles, and told me basically 'with this bleedin hangover, ye can jack off' tanks very much.

She kept her job too.

T-K-O

drink it up and move on

mconigol

SamHall wrote: »

A young lady in our team came in one Monday morning quite obviously a little bit worse for wear, no doubt as a result of a 'super Sunday session'.

Anyway, about nine thirty that morning, I was at the water cooler when she arrived got yet another drink of water as she was quite obviously dehydrated.

Things had taken a turn for the worse at work, and we had a last in first out policy in place, she asked me would she be getting made redundant next (as a few had already gone, & things hadn't improved).

I innocently told her that if things didn't pick up quite quickly, I'd be forced to either 'lay her, or Jack off'.

She went into fits of giggles, and told me basically 'with this bleedin hangover, ye can jack off' tanks very much.

She kept her job too.

You realize you can never sack her now...not after those inappropriate sexual advances in the workplace?

Soups123

Fair play to her only a woman can let one out off guard and just go on as if nothing just happened.

I did it once in a work meeting, face went red didn't no what to do and as everyone looked at me I stupidly said out loud.......'Get that into ya '......made the whole thing so much worse