Have you ever been caught short?

Merkin

I'm currently in bed ill with gastroenteritis. Such have been the force of my violent anal expulsions, my bottom now resembles the Japanese flag.I feel vulnerable and wounded and can't really sleep lest I plop the bed.Has anyone ever been caught short and found themselves soiling themselves at an inopportune moment?

The Barefoot Pizza Thief

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGNMeR-BOis

DrumSteve

When I was a baby, yes.

im invisible

Is there ever an oppertune moment to soil yourself?

DrumSteve

im invisible wrote: »

Is there ever an oppertune moment to soil yourself?

From some German educational videos I watched, I can state thats an affirmative.

Merkin

im invisible wrote: »

Is there ever an oppertune moment to soil yourself?

Probably not, unless you're a scat fetishist.By inopportune I meant at a job interview or meeting the inlaws for the first time.Stories of peeing oneself will also be considered.

TeddyTedson

I wish I was sick.

deco nate

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I wish I was sick.

you are teddy,you are...(joking)

Merkin

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I wish I was sick.

Didn't you just say you've body dismorphia Teddy? That's sick.

TeddyTedson

Merkin wrote: »

Didn't you just say you've body dismorphia Teddy? That's sick.

Yea but then we discovered everyone has this issue.
We conducted an experiment right here on boards.
I hope Ireland AM report it in the morning and they're more than welcome to use my boards name on Air.
And if you're read this honey, you're absolutely stunning looking and Teddy loves your work.
Oh and Sinead is pretty too, I guess.

deco nate

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Yea but then we discovered everyone has this issue.
We conducted an experiment right here on boards.
I hope Ireland AM report it in the morning and they're more than welcome to use my boards name on Air.
And if you're read this honey, you're absolutely stunning looking and Teddy loves your work.
Oh and Sinead is pretty too, I guess.

ok,gonna say it pics..or gtfo..not of you teddy.of honey an sinead

KegglesMcS

I emptied myself in my drawers on a flight from Manila to Sydney. Truly embarrassing stuff, had to discard the drawers in the jacks and scrape the rest of the sh1te off my trousers in bathroom with toilet paper.

To make matters worse there was a 30 minute delay from disembarking the aircraft for whatever reason. The AC onbaord was turned off and with the immense Australian heat the smell of my Irish sh1thole intensified. Everyone knew what was going on, they knew what I did. Disgusting Irish pig.

Never eating Filipino Sushi again...ever

stoneill

Winter vomiting bug - I shat the bed and my kacks.
Scuttery brown liquid, kinda like drinking chocolate with too much milk.

Merkin

KegglesMcS wrote: »

I emptied myself in my drawers on a flight from Manila to Sydney. Truly embarrassing stuff, had to discard the drawers in the jacks and scrape the rest of the sh1te off my trousers in bathroom with toilet paper.

To make matters worse there was a 30 minute delay from disembarking the aircraft for whatever reason. The AC onbaord was turned off and with the immense Australian heat the smell of my Irish sh1thole intensified. Everyone knew what was going on, they knew what I did. Disgusting Irish pig.

Never eating Filipino Sushi again...ever

Ewwwwww!

OneArt

Had the same thing a few weeks ago. Expulsions from both ends. It got to the point where I couldn't tell if it was a fart or something "solid", so I didn't bother risking it and went to the toilet every time.

Misjudged one time... New pants were needed. Thank God I live alone...

Super-Rush

We don't care.