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Gatecrashing

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  • 24-02-2013 4:25am
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    Where To
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    Hey folks,

    I'm in a hotel room all on my lonesome, but there's a crowd of women having a mad party in the next room. What's the best way to gatecrash it ?


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    orestes
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    In your boxers doing the elephant impression?


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    #3
    Where To
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    orestes wrote: »
    In your boxers doing the elephant impression?
    What's the elephant impression?


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    fasttalkerchat
    Registered Users Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    Is there one of those phones that you can call their room on? Call them pretending to be reception and get them to do stuff, but keep it believable. Then they'll get to see your loveable side...


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    Rasheed
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    With a bottle of wine and a sorrowful looking face. They'll only be delighted with you, go on ahead!


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    Ruudi_Mentari
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    Stomp down the door with your doc martin and a copy of ska mania


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    orestes
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    Where To wrote: »
    What's the elephant impression?

    Have you got a glass of water handy?


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    Where To
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    Rasheed wrote: »
    With a bottle of wine and a sorrowful looking face. They'll only be delighted with you, go on ahead!
    I have sparkling water, a carton of orange juice with a straw, and two kitkats.

    Would that work?


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    7 7 12
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    Chainsaw and hockey mask.


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    orestes
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    Where To wrote: »
    I have sparkling water, a carton of orange juice with a straw, and two kitkats.

    Would that work?

    Hang on, the straw might work. Have you ever placed a catheter before?


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    Where To
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    orestes wrote: »

    Hang on, the straw might work. Have you ever placed a catheter before?
    What, shove it up my wotsit? Or one of their wotsits? I'd have to gain entry first though.


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    orestes
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    Where To wrote: »
    What, shove it up my wotsit? Or one of their wotsits? I'd have to gain entry first though.

    No no no, you can use the kitkats for that later, one step at a time!


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    Ruudi_Mentari
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    thread suggests less gatecrashing more doortapping


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    #14
    Where To
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    Too late, they are all snoring now, either that or they are sacrificing a pig.


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    longshanks
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    Just knock on the door.

    It's 50/50.

    You're either in. Or out.


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    Ruudi_Mentari
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    give that door a rap.


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    Rasheed
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    Where To wrote: »
    I have sparkling water, a carton of orange juice with a straw, and two kitkats.

    Would that work?

    It would, especially if any of them are constipated, orange juice is mighty for that.


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    Smidge
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    Knocks on door

    "Has anyone seen my puppy? I must have fallen asleep and left the door ajar. He is a cute little scottie with a red jacket and I'll be heartbroken if I can't find him...

    well hello?:cool::P"


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    Ruudi_Mentari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari


    You could knock and itroduce yorself and a young lady might show you where, or she might tell you where to go


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    illicit007
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    Just knock on the door and ask for a smoke. If they say no smokes ask for a drink. If they say no drink say well what kinda party is this? The very least I can do if offer you some of my craic.


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    leggo
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    Realistically? Knock as if you're complaining about noise, but be really sound about it and make up a great excuse as to why, like you're a millionaire businessman on an important business trip or whatever. ("I don't mean to be THAT guy..." etc) You might get an apology and invite in. Maybe. Just maybe. Or maybe you'll be the fifth guy to have tried that trick tonight. Who knows with these things?

    Even more realistically: start preparing the lie you're going to tell your friends about how you had an orgy with a bunch of random women in the hotel last night.


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    Rasheed
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    Well OP, did you get in??


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    Gummy Panda
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    Bang at the door and shout "PREPARE YOUR ANGUS"


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    bonzodog2
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    orestes wrote: »
    In your boxers doing the elephant impression?

    You need pockets for the elephant impression


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    #25
    Where To
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    Rasheed wrote: »
    Well OP, did you get in??
    Na, I fell asleep. Party is still going but I need the three s's as I'm heading out for yhe day.


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    Rasheed
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    Where To wrote: »
    Na, I fell asleep. Party is still going but I need the three s's as I'm heading out for yhe day.

    Ah, their loss.

    Well I hope you enjoy the three S's equally and enjoy your day!


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    Capt'n Midnight
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    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Bang at the door and shout "PREPARE YOUR ANGUS"
    They were sacrificing a pig not a cow.

    Then again with food labelling these days ...


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    Seachmall
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    fasttalkerchat wrote: »
    Is there one of those phones that you can call their room on? Call them pretending to be reception and get them to do stuff, but keep it believable. Then they'll get to see your loveable side...



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    holystungun9
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    Ruudi_Mentari wrote: »
    give that door a rap.

    Knock knock knock, you bes open up,
    Knock knock knock , bishes you know wha's up.
    One pocket, two pockets, Say hi to the trunk.
    You know dis beast gonna bring the funk.
    My posse online say it's a fiddy fiddy thang,
    No more snoring, only whoring - lets biggidy biggidy bang!

    Brrrrrrrrap!!!


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    mewithoutyou
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    Fail... You would have obviously been denied to bits then judging by the fact that you're a humongous bottler, congrats.


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