Near death experence ever had one?

Ranicand

Anybody here ever had one of these and would they like to share their story?

Cereal Number

Rope, and boredom with conventional masturbation

im invisible

took coke with Katy French once,

fergiesfolly

left my wallet behind when I went to the shop once.Got to the till and no money.
I nearly DIED!!!

JuliusCaesar

Yes. Both times, once I'd realised that I was about to die and there was nothing I could do about it, I had a wonderful feeling of peace. No white tunnels, just acceptance.








Obviously I was mistaken. Survived both incidents without even any physical injuries.

Seachmall

If you're talking about that hippy shit then no.

If you're talking about actual near death experiences then yes, I was nearly killed by a car when I was 8 or so.

Cereal Number

Seachmall wrote: »

If you're talking about that hippy shit then no.

If you're talking about actual near death experiences then yes, I was nearly killed by a car when I was 8 or so.

Well that escalated quickly.......

pragmatic1

Yeah. I was 50/50 this time last year. No white lights of anything but lots hallucinations.

Chuck Stone

I was in London there a few years ago and if I'd been in that spot on the 25th January 1944 at 15.27 I'd have been blown to pieces by a doodlebug bomb.

admiralofthefleet

im invisible wrote: »

had coke and Katy French once,

fyp

Ihatecuddles-old

I had one when I was a baby. Not since though....

I was hit by a car a few years back, had a huge bruise but dont think that counts!

miller50841

Yes sure had a few actually...

One of the most recent was when left the road 15-20 feet down off the road into a ditch and managed to wrap the car around the only tree and take most of the driver side out of it and only thing wrong with me was a tiny little scratch on my wrist from the glass.

You could say I was very lucky.

mewithoutyou

Seachmall wrote: »

If you're talking about that hippy shit then no.

If you're talking about actual near death experiences then yes, I was nearly killed by a car when I was 8 or so.

Boo hoo. Bet you can remember it as if it it was yesterday...

karl_m

Ok lets see, I was born not breathing.
Nearly got knocked down at 6 (my fault).
Nearly drowned at 8.
Few close calls with vehicles while cycling through the last 2 years.

mattjack

Yes, years ago a person pointed a gun at me, while walking towards me he lost his balance and fell over.
The magazine fell out of the gun just as I thought he was going to shoot.

I had a shite haemorrage that night of almost biblical proportion.

mewithoutyou

I love how people can recite instances where they were 'so close' to getting knocked down or 'drowning' when they were younger. More than likely didn't happen, or was just a case of being seriously blown out of proportion in their head. 'Few close calls with vehicles while cycling...' ah give it over ffs... Come back to us when your heads hanging off by a string and you're struggling to type us your reply.

Turtyturd

Fell off a ladder in work once and got knocked out....sometimes I wonder if I died and never woke up, and what I am doing now is actually the afterlife.

karl_m

mewithoutyou wrote: »

I love how people can recite instances where they were 'so close' to getting knocked down or 'drowning' when they were younger. More than likely didn't happen, or was just a case of being seriously blown out of proportion in their head. 'Few close calls with vehicles while cycling...' ah give it over ffs... Come back to us when your heads hanging off by a string and you're struggling to type us your reply.

Oh I apologize I forgot to mention my almost daily near death experience from internet trolls, where would we be without ye?

Logical_Bear

Cereal Number wrote: »

Well that escalated quickly.......

should that not be 'well that accelerated quickly'?

Custardpi

Turtyturd wrote: »

Fell off a ladder in work once and got knocked out....sometimes I wonder if I died and never woke up, and what I am doing now is actually the afterlife.

Presumably After Hours in that case would be a kind of Limbo, where one has to amass a certain number of posts or thanks in order to get into heaven. I've heard crazier theological ideas.

dj jarvis

does 2 heart attacks count ?

BBDBB

fell out of my bedroom window when I was about 4

mattjack

dj jarvis wrote: »

does 2 heart attacks count ?

No , nobody has two hearts, except octopusses.

BBDBB

mattjack wrote: »

No , nobody has two hearts, except octopusses.

and conjoined twins

MomijiHime

My sister threatened me with a kitchen knife if that counts.

DwightSchrute1

BBDBB wrote: »

fell out of my bedroom window when I was about 4

is that you maddie??

dj jarvis

mattjack wrote: »

No , nobody has two hearts, except octopusses.

same heart - happened twice - its like a massey - just keeps going and going
cant die , i have bills to pay :pac:

the groutch

mattjack wrote: »

No , nobody has two hearts, except octopusses.

and Zoidberg

iguy

2 years ago the apartment above the one myself and my partner lived in flooded and the water came down into our flat,
anyways our landlord told us to plug out everything just in case,
I was plugging out a tv and I got electrocuted and was thrown across the room and according to my partner was out cold for two mins,
Don't remember being out cold though.
However ever since have being very wary.
Thinking back I should of turned of the mains switch!

Coll1e

Got caught in a rip tide and almost drowned. I had about a 5 minute struggle trying to swim back to shore, went down a few times. Thought I was a gonner.

I also had a lucky escape from a burning house. Woke at 3am in a smoke filled room, opened the bedroom door and was overcome by smoke. I woke up another housemate and we both ran down stairs past the fire and out the front door to escape. Stood on the front lawn laughing our holes off before alerting neighbours to the fire. It was terrifying, I left the house in only my underpants and I lost virtually everything I owned but we just couldn't help laughing.

ColeTrain

Climbed the fence of the Lion enclosure at Dublin Zoo, just to get a better view but somehow I managed to fall in. There was mass panic as the crowd looked on. Long story short I beat the fuk out of the head lion with my bare hands and the rest backed off. I was up for the fight, he wasn't, might have been different on another day but I'm winning that fight 8/10 imo.