Boardsie Dorrar.

Dwork

Is there any merit in starting an AH "Lotto"?? Every "member"(there's a few) sticks in €2, a draw gets held(we can pick someone we trust, frankly Whoops is about the only one I can think of, Mickey would blow it on coke and hookers) and one lucky Boardsie is €€€ in profit. Then we do it again. It could be a monthly/weekly/annual/bicentennial thing and 10% could go to charity. I nominate Crumlins Childrens hospital as they're good people.. Whatcher reckon?. Anyone whinging about licences/gambling/morals/poverty can give pics or GTFO. There may be rational objections, but I for one can't see any. I'd love to see one Boardsies face light up each week, and petrols gone expensive, so this is second best.


ed; ohh, soo yer all so rich this is beneath ye....ok, alter it so's everyone just sends me €2every week. I'll spend it wisely..

Boombastic

Can i spin the drum?

mark renton

Dwork wrote: »

we can pick someone we trust
.

Ill hold the money

Nabber

Lottos are just there to tax the fools.

Why not give 100% to charity?

Boombastic

If we give 100% to charity, there'd be no prize

Stained Class

What's Dorrar?

Boombastic

Swedish for Door

Stained Class

Boombastic wrote: »

Swedish for Door

Really, I thought that was Swish.

Nevermind, I'm drunk & can't & won't explain...

Tombi!

Just made the account this month?
Want money from us?

Not a scam at all, no, not at all.

On a serious note, I think at least one forum did something like this and it turned out fine but you'd really best be knowing the people and trust them very well

Annasopra

Stained Class wrote: »

What's Dorrar?

Dunno but google images gave me this

http://heahea.org/img/39-Mirrion_Dorrar.jpg

minidazzler

Jaysus, you'd trust Whoopsa with it? You've obviously never drank with her, she'd drink for days with that :pac:

sensormatic

ok here's my bank details,,,,,,,,,,:p

Dwork

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

Just made the account this month?
Want money from us?

Not a scam at all, no, not at all.

On a serious note, I think at least one forum did something like this and it turned out fine but you'd really best be knowing the people and trust them very well

Err, I'd be one of them durty re-regs.

AnonoBoy

I just held the first draw and I won!

Everyone give me their money!

El Guapo!

Nabber wrote: »

Lottos are just there to tax the fools.

I hate that stupid statement.

Anyway, I'm in! Where do I sign?!

ITS_A_BADGER

Sweet, i bags the first jackpot :pac:

Dwork

I was sort of being serious:( Times are hard for a lot of people, a few bob of a windfall would probably bail a lot of people out of a hole/be nice/save their azzes, so why not a Boards.ie windfall? I presume their might be some guff about needing a licence...snoorezzes..and stuff like that, but shure what harm? No-one(ok, someone will come on saying they would) would miss €2, and a few thousand in at €2 adds up pretty quick. Have a draw, based on usernames(that are paid in), send them the Dorrars. Simples. I'm in, for one, if it's a runner.

Chucken

Dwork wrote: »

I was sort of being serious:( Times are hard for a lot of people, a few bob of a windfall would probably bail a lot of people out of a hole/be nice/save their azzes, so why not a Boards.ie windfall? I presume their might be some guff about needing a licence...snoorezzes..and stuff like that, but shure what harm? No-one(ok, someone will come on saying they would) would miss €2, and a few thousand in at €2 adds up pretty quick. Have a draw, based on usernames(that are paid in), send them the Dorrars. Simples. I'm in, for one, if it's a runner.

Have you thought this through? Who would do the draw? I demand witnesses!

I support your idea *in theory*

Have your people get back to my people when you've ironed out the details

Boombastic

Chucken wrote: »

Have you thought this through? Who would do the draw? I demand witnesses!

I support your idea *in theory*

Have your people get back to my people when you've ironed out the details

I'll be an independent adjudicator, once I get handsomely paid :cool:

sensormatic

i would like to donate 10,000 euros to the first draw to get it going please send me your bank details to deposit the said sum,,,,

Dwork

sensormatic wrote: »

i would like to donate 10,000 euros to the first draw to get it going please send me your bank details to deposit the said sum,,,,

Ok, so we've ruled out sensormatic as treasurer, that's a small step forward. Whoopsa has also been revealed as unlikly to be trusted due to a propensity to prop up the share value of Diageo and micky Dolenz is just too "of the night" to be allowed anywhere near it. This is starting to seem too much like hard work. Might be easier to join the Neighbourhood watch, or chew off my own arm. I think I'll go for the arm, first..

I'm the most trustworthy person ever. Minidazzler is just pissed off I didn't marry him.

Dwork

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm the most trustworthy person ever. Minidazzler is just pissed off I didn't marry him.

Bitterness is a terrible ill Whoops. You are hereby re-instated as treasurer. Congratulations. It's your baby now..:):eek::eek:


..Grabs coat and runs like hell for the door, wiping sweat from brow and vowing never to have an idea, ever, again..

crazy cabbage

Have you thought this through? Who would do the draw? I demand witnesses!

you could do something like this

Pay your 2euro. you are given 6 numbers (or however many numbers it is to play lotto. I haven't a clue) . On the next lotto jackpot draw whoever has the most numbers matching wins. In the event of a tie it is divided out or picked at randum

No need for witnesses or anything then!

only problem then is the money has to rest in someones account. I nomonate me

Ted_YNWA

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm the most trustworthy person ever. Minidazzler is just pissed off I didn't marry him.

Now now Whoops, this is AH ...

there is no call for stooping to language like than in such a refined place like this.


Peeps avert your eyes :D:D:P

MadsL

Boombastic wrote: »

I'll be an independent adjudicator, once I get handsomely paid :cool:

Does your daughter know you work for KPMG?

Dwork

MadsL wrote: »

Does your daughter know you work for KPMG?

He works for Ernie and Jung, they're very prominent y'know. Started out small, now they are one of irelands biggest providers of dog grooming services.

Boombastic

MadsL wrote: »

Does your daughter know you work for KPMG?

Everyone who encounters her know this :pac:

Dwork wrote: »

He works for Ernie and Jung, they're very prominent y'know. Started out small, now they are one of irelands biggest providers of dog grooming services.

Dog grooming, independent adjudication..you name it, I've got the skills

Dwork

Boombastic wrote: »

Dog grooming, independent adjudication..you name it, I've got the skills

I heard they made a right Poodles 4rse of auditing a few big clients accounts anyway:pac: