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Boards is hiring; so what's the new entrants' 1st project?

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  • 23-02-2013 10:23pm
    #1
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭


    What task would you give the successful applicant for the latest boards.ie programmer job?

    Get rid of the "boards is hiring" banner add maybe?


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    anhedonia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 391 ✭✭anhedonia


    C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »
    What task would you give the successful applicant for the latest boards.ie programmer job?

    Get rid of the "boards is hiring" banner add maybe?

    delete from users where username = 'C.K Dexter Haven';


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    #3
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    anhedonia wrote: »
    delete from users where username = 'C.K Dexter Haven';

    :(


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    #4
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,068 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    I'd be shocked if it wasn't the acquisition of hookers


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    #5
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Bury a new safe in a mystery location


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    #6
    kingofslaves
    Closed Accounts Posts: 393 ✭✭kingofslaves


    Coke & hookers for all users aged 40 to 50


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    #7
    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Design an Angry Birds new Pope game.


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    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Get the rest of the Boards staff laid....they need it.


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    ArtyM
    Registered Users Posts: 1,878 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »
    Get the rest of the Boards staff laid....they need it.
    They are hiring a developer, not a miracle worker.


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    #10
    sfwcork
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭sfwcork


    Make mod babies so the place be covered for yrs to come


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    #11
    ashers22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 289 ✭✭ashers22


    Unblocking the 3rd cubicle on the left in the gents


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    #12
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »
    ..... banner add

    What banner add?


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    Dwork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 797 ✭✭✭Dwork


    Get them to feed the squirrels Red Bull. Might speed things up a bit.*







    *only relevant for posters with long memories.


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    Morag
    Registered Users Posts: 8,423 ✭✭✭Morag


    Dwork wrote: »
    Get them to feed the squirrels Red Bull. Might speed things up a bit.*







    *only relevant for posters with long memories.

    Hamsters, long memeories orly mr Feb 2013.

    Bring back the 3am back up.


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    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Morag wrote: »

    Bring back the 3am back up.

    *last to post*


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    #16
    scwazrh
    Registered Users Posts: 2,645 ✭✭✭scwazrh


    I reckon that the mods have disposed of a member of staff and need to replace them.The body of said disposed person has probably been hidden someone underground in a secure place , maybe a safe .....And now their panicking cause some bloke has a bought a Kango and what ever chance there was of him giving up, he's only gone and told his missus...so we know that safe will have to be opened.The mods tried to shut him up but he went and found Twitter to tell his story..so they had to let him back.

    So the first job of the new boards employee will be to figure how to make someone disappear .....


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    Dwork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 797 ✭✭✭Dwork


    scwazrh wrote: »
    I reckon that the mods have disposed of a member of staff and need to replace them.The body of said disposed person has probably been hidden someone underground in a secure place , maybe a safe .....And now their panicking cause some bloke has a bought a Kango and what ever chance there was of him giving up, he's only gone and told his missus...so we know that safe will have to be opened.The mods tried to shut him up but he went and found Twitter to tell his story..so they had to let him back.

    So the first job of the new boards employee will be to figure how to make someone disappear .....
    Just heckle them in Dundalk. They disappear pretty rapidly..


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    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    scwazrh wrote: »
    I reckon that the mods have disposed of a member of staff and need to replace them.The body of said disposed person has probably been hidden someone underground in a secure place , maybe a safe .....And now their panicking cause some bloke has a bought a Kango and what ever chance there was of him giving up, he's only gone and told his missus...so we know that safe will have to be opened.The mods tried to shut him up but he went and found Twitter to tell his story..so they had to let him back.

    So the first job of the new boards employee will be to figure how to make someone disappear .....

    or they could just get the new bloke to unplug the kango.


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