What to get for my own 30th !!!!

yourdeadwright

Hey folks
My 30th is coming up and the missus has me demented asking what do I want,
I said nothing and keep the money as really don't need anything of note but she is insisting that I tell her what I want,
She say's she has 500 euro saved and wants me to pick a present and if i don't she'll be spending it on me anyway so she'd prefer id let her know on what, instead of her wasting it on something I may not like ,
I don't really need anything so any suggestions of what I could ask for ?

ps i already said coke and hookers and she said no :mad:

vicwatson

A threesome with her ride of a sister?

Crann na Beatha

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Mr Benevolent

A blowup doll? No more nagging!

antodeco

Confab wrote: »

A blowup doll? No more nagging!

For €500 Id want a fleshlight!

vitani

How about a weekend away for the pair of ye?

davet82

Phoenix wrote: »

Boobjob for her?

boobjob for him, somethin different like?

Seachmall

50,000,000 1c sweets.

alexlyons

tell her to put it all on red

CreepingDeath

I recently had a helicopter and airplane flying lesson combo.
Wouldn't mind doing some form of rally/race driving lesson next time.

If you're into sports, you could ask for some gadget... TV projector and screen for football matches / films, or years sky subscriptions to sports/films/netflix.
Or if you've a good TV, a decent surround sound amp and speakers.

A lazyboy chair...

If you're into cycling, a racing bike... might get one costing €1000 for €500 with the bike-to-work taxsaver scheme.

Or maybe a paintballing day for a load of your mates... rent out the entire ground.

john_cappa

Seachmall wrote: »

50,000,000 1c sweets.

and a calculator.

Princess Zelda

CreepingDeath wrote: »

I recently had a helicopter and airplane flying lesson combo.
Wouldn't mind doing some form of rally/race driving lesson next time.

I actually got a helicopter lesson for my 30th, so I'd +1 that. It's an amazing experience.

Abi

Full track day. I was given this as a present before, got a go in the BMW325i, Impreza, and the Mark II.

If you get her to give you a voucher you could get a few of the lads to come along with you, (maybe herself if shes into it). It's a cool day out.

Boombastic

What do you already have, it's difficult to give a suggestion when we don't know what you already own

seenitall

Just fly away for a romantic weekend somewhere warm (or cold, if that's what you're into) where you've never been before.

(That's exactly what I would do in your shoes anyway.)

Gambas

Tell her you'll take the €500 in cash

gallag

Get a diamond encrusted butt plug, or an iphone, both are overpriced fashion accessories for assholes.

yourdeadwright

like the sounds of the days out ,
Im afraid she doesn;t have a sister
Why is an I phone for an asshole ?? u jelaous you don't have one:D iv already got one

gallag

yourdeadwright wrote: »

like the sounds of the days out ,
Im afraid she doesn;t have a sister
Why is an I phone for an asshole ?? u jelaous you don't have one:D iv already got one

Lets not turn your thread into a clearly superior android vs crap apple debate.:-)

WoollyRedHat

A holiday somewhere for yourself... one ticket, one way.

kingtut

I'll be 30 next month and I am in a similar situation.

I have insisted on no presents, party or any form of celebration, for me becoming 30 is a bad thing and not something to celebrate.

I even found a grey hair the other day :eek: and yes it was mine

judgefudge

Have a party. Everyone enjoys a good party.

McChubbin

Buy an annual pass to the cinema if you're a film buff or go on a DVD spending spree.
The day out tips here are also good or, if you're completely stuck- 500 €1 scratchcards!

OneArt

A doorbell that releases bees when people ring it.