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Couple crash car through house while having sex

  • 19-02-2013 1:50am
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 240 ✭✭


    Hanky panky blamed for car crash

    Investigators say romance behind the wheel is to blame for an early morning car crash into a home near Daytona Beach, Florida early Friday morning.

    Officials said 30-year-old Asia Walker was driving when she and her boyfriend were getting a little affectionate.

    "She told the investigating trooper that her and the boyfriend were getting a little amorous and the trooper suspects that's probably why she lost control of the vehicle," said Florida Highway Patrol spokeswoman Kim Montes.

    Walker lost control of the vehicle and slammed into an unoccupied home. The vehicle went all the way through the house.

    The impact was so dramatic, the pressure blew a window in another part of the house out.

    Florida Highway Patrol troopers said Walker was injured when debris fell inside the vehicle. She was taken to Halifax Medical Center to be checked out.

    Hard to believe someone could crash having sex, as you'd still think at the last second you'd grab the steering wheel or surely hitting the breaks would be a basic instinct 2.

    See what I did there? You see that. That's some skillful punning up in here. Oh yeah, you know it's true.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Hard to believe someone could crash having sex, as you'd still think at the last second you'd grab the steering wheel or surely hitting the breaks would be a basic instinct 2.

    See what I did there? You see that. That's some skillful punning up in here. Oh yeah, you know it's true.
    I remember years ago me and this young wan were getting fairly hot and heavy when the side airbags went bang in the old Nissan Primera of their on accord. Talk about a mood wrecker.:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Women drivers, eh? Eh?

    I doubt it was full on sexy time, I'd say he was fingering the box of her, and, well, you know.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,066 ✭✭✭Washington Irving


    Women drivers, eh? Eh?

    I doubt it was full on sexy time, I'd say he was fingering the box of her, and, well, you know.

    'Asian' women drivers at that, eh? Eh?









    Note: Not being racist, it's a pun on her name.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    I'd say it was just a futer and a fiddle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,977 ✭✭✭Soby


    SaulGoode9 wrote: »
    'Asian' women drivers at that, eh? Eh?









    Note: Not being racist, it's a pun on her name.

    https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/227604_118906964859299_7522108_n.jpg


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 240 ✭✭The Barefoot Pizza Thief




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari


    SaulGoode9 wrote: »

    'Asian' women drivers at that, eh? Eh?









    Note: Not being racist, it's a pun on her name.

    surname Walker, so much for that is she even Asian?

    seems most yanks are these days what's that about an open door policy with a view to a ride?! nearly got himself killed accepting the invite


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,066 ✭✭✭Washington Irving



    surname Walker, so much for that is she even Asian?

    Did you somehow miss her first name?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    Maybe she crashed because she's a crap driver??


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 698 ✭✭✭belcampprisoner


    i never crash while havin sex


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 240 ✭✭The Barefoot Pizza Thief


    Mickey H wrote: »
    Maybe she crashed because she's a crap driver??

    I reckons it played out exactly like this (minus the chiseled features, leather seats and boob job):



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