Proof that girls are mad

cloud493 · 17-02-2013 11:29am #1

So, yesterday, I was hanging round with this girl. I don't know her that well, we hadn't spoken in literally a year. But I don't get to do much hanging round with other people really, so when she asked, I was fairly ok with it.

So we're in Dublin, and we're, I'm thinking, wandering round. Until we get to this jewelry shop. And she's like 'oh look at this necklace' I wasn't actually looking, I just said yeah its sound. And she said 'buy it for me' and I said 'I'm sorry? 'And she said 'buy me the necklace' And I said '**** off would you' And she said 'I had sex with the last guy who bought me jewelry.' And I said 'why, thats stupid. And she said 'its the only way you get anywhere. please buy me the necklace and I'l have sex with you. I've had sex with over 11 guys now'
And I said 'well you must be sore then' And didn't say anything./

So we were walking up, towards grtafton street. I'm trying to think of an excuse to leave. And she just says 'if you won't buy me the necklace, I'l find someone who will' And I said 'more power to you' And with that, she leaves.

Anyway, later on in the day, I find out for some god only knows reason, she told people about what she asked me. Like, everything. Mental. Chicks are mental.