Popcorn

aaabbbb

Put my popcorn into the microwave , put the microwave on and the popcorn didn't pop

I feel so deceived !

Whatever shall I do !? :eek:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

You should, by my calculations, still have corn.

Eat the corn.

im invisible

*gets popcorn

7 7 12

aaabbbb wrote: »

Put my popcorn into the microwave , put the microwave on and the popcorn didn't pop

I feel so deceived !

Whatever shall I do !? :eek:

Put it back in the microwave and try again

/thread

fasttalkerchat

oil in a saucepan.

aaabbbb

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

You should, by my calculations, still have corn.

Eat the corn.

But that wouldn't taste too good , I like my corn popped you see !

Maybe it will cook itself during the night.... :cool:

Canis Lupus

Set kitchen on fire, throw in bag of popcorn. Listen carefully and remove popcorn when popping slows.

Bruthal

aaabbbb wrote: »

Put my popcorn into the microwave , put the microwave on and the popcorn didn't pop

I feel so deceived !

Whatever shall I do !? :eek:

Putting popcorn into the microwave might be like putting toast into a toaster.

aaabbbb

Canis Lupus wrote: »

Set kitchen on fire, throw in bag of popcorn. Listen carefully and remove popcorn when popping slows.

Sounds like a deadly plan ! Just need to find some matches now....

aaabbbb

Bruthal wrote: »

Putting popcorn into the microwave might be like putting toast into a toaster.

But the toaster toasts toast the microwave didnt microwave the popcorn ? Perhaps its a mutiny !?

It'll be the kettles next just you wait !

Bruthal

aaabbbb wrote: »

But the toaster toasts toast the microwave didnt microwave the popcorn ? Perhaps its a mutiny !?

It'll be the kettles next just you wait !

Try the corn in the toaster

Lyaiera

Canis Lupus wrote: »

Listen carefully and remove popcorn when popping slows.

It is a true zen art to get the balance between as much popcorn popped and no popcorn burnt.

aaabbbb

Bruthal wrote: »

Try the corn in the toaster

But then I'd have crummy ,crusty corn . That wouldn't be nice !

kneemos

Is there a boy band nearby?they'll ruin the pop.

Panthro

Start up a Facebook page so you have a place to direct your outrage publicly.
Them bastaaaaaaaaards.

Rabies

aaabbbb wrote: »

Put my popcorn into the microwave , put the microwave on and the popcorn didn't pop

I feel so deceived !

Whatever shall I do !? :eek:

http://cdn.chud.com/2/23/238c351a_Eating-Popcorn-3-michael-jackson-21626092-257-192.gif

Ghost Train

Rice crispies might be more up you street OP

Capt'n Midnight

was the popcorn in one of those special bags that gets hot enough to pop it ?

otherwise saucepan (and lid ) and some oil and away you go

Capt'n Midnight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK5q1bU59Ic

over 40 years old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYTu__hhMws

The original version - even older

Gershon Kingsley from Music to Moog By - prehistoric by electronic music standards


The corns should have popped by now

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Is your microwave set to defrost?

Run_to_da_hills

aaabbbb wrote: »

Put my popcorn into the microwave , put the microwave on and the popcorn didn't pop

I feel so deceived !

Whatever shall I do !? :eek:

It's more than likely GMO pop corn you got.

Antar Bolaeisk

Canis Lupus wrote: »

Set kitchen on fire, throw in bag of popcorn. Listen carefully and remove popcorn when popping slows.

I tried this once, the corn didn't pop. I was very disappointed as I was expecting the corn to pop and, while airborne, burst into flames resulting in an inferno spewing out little balls of fire.

aaabbbb

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

It's more than likely GMO pop corn you got.

Nope was kelkin microwave popcorn ! I think the microwave is just havin the craic with me seemingly !

Bruthal

aaabbbb wrote: »

Nope was kelkin microwave popcorn ! I think the microwave is just havin the craic with me seemingly !

Put a cup of water in for 1 minute, and see does it heat it.

Potential-Monke

aaabbbb wrote: »

But the toaster toasts toast the microwave didnt microwave the popcorn ? Perhaps its a mutiny !?

It'll be the kettles next just you wait !

Actually, it toasts bread, among other things... /pedantic

Mickey H

aaabbbb wrote: »

Put my popcorn into the microwave , put the microwave on and the popcorn didn't pop

I feel so deceived !

Whatever shall I do !? :eek:

Do what everyone else does....
Blame the IMF.

Capt'n Midnight

This is how I imagine the OP

http://img7.joyreactor.com/pics/post/comics-WUMO-farm-bottle-554897.jpeg

aaabbbb

Mickey H wrote: »

Do what everyone else does....
Blame the IMF.

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE!?

Pure genius !

I think I'll write a letter to Enda too while I'm at it and demand an official public enquiry !

Mickey H

aaabbbb wrote: »

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE!?

Pure genius !

I think I'll write a letter to Enda too while I'm at it and demand an official public enquiry !

Here's Enda's Reply:

Dear aaabbbb

Your microwave's f*cked.

Yours Sincerely
Enda Kenny TD.

ozmo

aaabbbb wrote: »

Nope was kelkin microwave popcorn ! I think the microwave is just havin the craic with me seemingly !

You have it right way up? The bag only gets hot on one side.
If bag is right way up - and if you can see this text on the door

ǝʌɐʍoɹɔıɯ

i think i might know what the problem is

aaabbbb

ozmo wrote: »

You have it right way up? The bag only gets hot on one side.
If bag is right way up - and if you can see this text on the door

ǝʌɐʍoɹɔıɯ

i think i might know what the problem is

I'm doing it wrong and not doing a handstand while I wait for it to pop ?

Lionel Messy

Buy some Manhattan.

aaabbbb

Lionel Messy wrote: »

Buy some Manhattan.

That would involve giving up....