Caught out

BizzyC

So this morning I was on my way to the train, coming up behind a woman I see every morning (she lives down the road & gets the same train as me).

Just as I was coming up along side her to overtake her, she let out a massive belch.
I managed to contain my laughter and resisted the urge to look back at the expression on her face, but she immediately slowed her pace to allow me to get a bigger distance between us.

So AHers, anyone here been caught out doing something embarrassing when you thought you were alone?

Son Of A Vidic

You should have given her a firm corrective smack on the arse.

Czarcasm

I knew a girl who used orgasm when she sneezed and thought nobody was watching, like hell I wasn't! :pac:

Public nose pickers are worse though- yes I did see you!

Banjo String

Czarcasm wrote: »

I knew a girl who used orgasm when she sneezed and thought nobody was watching, like hell I wasn't! :pac:

Public nose pickers are worse though- yes I did see you!

Rasheed

People who think they're invisible behind the windows of their car. I do not want to see you picking your nose or squeezing a spot or mauling your girlfriend.

It's a window, it's whole purpose is that you can see out and in.

newmug

I get caught talking to myself all the time. I'd be mumbling away think of something, not realising that I'd be getting louder and louder, then I'd notice everybody looking at me! Embarrassing!

HondaSami

What's embarrassing about that?

newmug

HondaSami wrote: »

What's embarrassing about that?

You dont think that would be cringeworthy? Well it is round these parts!

Dravokivich

newmug wrote: »

You dont think that would be cringeworthy? Well it is round these parts!

I second the motion. I'm not too sure what is embarrasing about it either. What's cringe worthy about belching?

BizzyC

I woke up on the dart once and realized by what the people opposite me were saying that I had been talking in my sleep.

I was mumbling about a new computer I was buying.

Thankfully they got off at the next stop.....

HondaSami

newmug wrote: »

You dont think that would be cringeworthy? Well it is round these parts!

tbh no, if it was in a restaurant or in the office ya but walking down the street no.

Sky King

HondaSami wrote: »

What's embarrassing about that?

Depends what you're saying really.

BizzyC

Dravokivich wrote: »

I second the motion. I'm not too sure what is embarrasing about it either. What's cringe worthy about belching?

A normal one where it's done in your chest, or quietly isn't embarrassing.

I'm talking about a full on, from the stomach belch.
It was more of a Eudora Welty effort.

Plazaman

Unfortunatley while out walking and wearing headphones, I succumbed to releasing a rather loud and proud fart only to be immediatley overtaken by two very fit looking girls out for a jog. I took off the headphones to hear them giggling as they ran away leaving me morto.

From here on in it's either no headphones so at least I can hear people coming or a look behind if any bottom burps need releasing.

antodeco

Nothing worse then farting on the way up the stairs in work, then someone comes out and starts chatting to you. The look of repulsion on their face because they know they didnt do it, so only leaves me to have done it!

smash

Rasheed wrote: »

I do not want to see you picking your nose or squeezing a spot or mauling your girlfriend.

If she's hot then it's fair game to stare!

HondaSami

Sky King wrote: »

Depends what you're saying really.

I'm saying it's perfectly natural, nothing embarrassing about it, I think the OP is more embarrassed than the lady was.

BizzyC

HondaSami wrote: »

I'm saying it's perfectly natural, nothing embarrassing about it, I think the OP is more embarrassed than the lady was.

?? I laughed, the girl was embarrassed....
Not seeing what aspect of this scenario you're failing to grasp.

Just because you wouldn't be embarrassed does not mean other people wouldn't be...

Amalgam

Tesco carpark. Parked alongside someone oblivious.. He had just purchased one of those 'disposable' razors with a small trimmer in the handle.

In awe of his purchase, turning the packet over, then struggling to wrench it from the plastic packaging. Once his beastly razor is freed, delicately starts trimming his knuckles, one by one, then, strangely, just part of one wrist, then a bit of hair on his other forearm, quite high up.

Finally, looks up and sideways, like a dozey horse. Oh..

hairyleprechaun

Plazaman wrote: »

Unfortunatley while out walking and wearing headphones, I succumbed to releasing a rather loud and proud fart only to be immediatley overtaken by two very fit looking girls out for a jog. I took off the headphones to hear them giggling as they ran away leaving me morto.

From here on in it's either no headphones so at least I can hear people coming or a look behind if any bottom burps need releasing.

antodeco wrote: »

Nothing worse than farting on the way up the stairs in work, then someone comes out and starts chatting to you. The look of repulsion on their face because they know they didnt do it, so only leaves me to have done it!

I feel so childish laughing at these stories, but I almost always find them funny!

Sometimes getting caught out can ruin the feeling of pride you get from releasing something rather special into the world...

skeg16

it is so funny whenever I go to the toilet and realise I am not the only 1 in there.....I always let loose and fart all round me and then once I get out someone is standing there drying their hands so I give them a big awkward "Hi Tom".......scarlet

Capt'n Midnight

Rasheed wrote: »

People who think they're invisible behind the windows of their car. I do not want to see you picking your nose or squeezing a spot or mauling your girlfriend.

It's a window, it's whole purpose is that you can see out and in.

that is the problem with cars, it's a defined personal space

you don't have to interact with other road users if you don't want to

and so motorists don't behave as nice as cyclists or motorcyclists or people on public transport or pedestrians

newmug

HondaSami wrote: »

tbh no, if it was in a restaurant or in the office ya but walking down the street no.

You wouldn't feel shame, or a dent in your pride, or at the very least a little bit silly for being caught out talking to nobody but yourself?

Ooookkkkaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Czarcasm

newmug wrote: »

You wouldn't feel shame, or a dent in your pride, or at the very least a little bit silly for being caught out talking to nobody but yourself?

Ooookkkkaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Ah not at all newmug, arguing with yourself though on the other hand, that might be an eyebrow raiser alright!

Czarcasm

smash wrote: »

If she's hot then it's fair game to stare!

I lent a girl in work my work phone once when the battery ran out on hers. She handed it back to me a couple of hours later and I went to make a quick text, then realised the poor girl hadn't deleted a the fairly steamy texts between herself and her boyfriend!

Rasheed

HondaSami wrote: »

What's embarrassing about that?

Are you talking about newmug being embarrassed about talking to himself or the OP story? I'm confused!

9959

Plazaman wrote: »

Unfortunatley while out walking and wearing headphones, I succumbed to releasing a rather loud and proud fart only to be immediatley overtaken by two very fit looking girls out for a jog. I took off the headphones to hear them giggling as they ran away leaving me morto.

From here on in it's either no headphones so at least I can hear people coming or a look behind if any bottom burps need releasing.

Or more likely they overheard the music you were listening to on your headphones.

HondaSami

Rasheed wrote: »

Are you talking about newmug being embarrassed about talking to himself or the OP story? I'm confused!

I was talking to the OP not newmug, I'm embarrassed for him now.

admiralofthefleet

Czarcasm wrote: »

I lent a girl in work my work phone once when the battery ran out on hers. She handed it back to me a couple of hours later and I went to make a quick text, then realised the poor girl hadn't deleted a the fairly steamy texts between herself and her boyfriend!

i bet you went home and stabbed a cat, repeatedly

Czarcasm

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i bet you went home and stabbed a cat, repeatedly

Ah they were only fifty shades of grey level stuff, I just deleted them after reading the first one or two and realising what was going on

ronjo

Czarcasm wrote: »

Ah not at all newmug, arguing with yourself though on the other hand, that might be an eyebrow raiser alright!

Thats not even a problem........ Its when you lose the argument that you should be embarrassed !

Rasheed

HondaSami wrote: »

I was talking to the OP not newmug, I'm embarrassed for him now.

Ah yeah, I get you now!

ToddyDoody

I blocked a public toilet not so long back. The cleaner happened to be standing outside waiting to do my cubicle. Cue tutting and getting the plunger as I washed my hands "you won't unblock that with a stick", says i

seven_eleven

Rasheed wrote: »

People who think they're invisible behind the windows of their car. I do not want to see you picking your nose or squeezing a spot or mauling your girlfriend.

It's a window, it's whole purpose is that you can see out and in.

Personally, I dont care what you see me doing in my car. Dont look into it if you dont like it :pac:

Lome

I called a Lecturer in college mam in front of the whole class...

newmug

HondaSami wrote: »

I was talking to the OP not newmug, I'm embarrassed for him now.

Feck sake missus, your entire embarrassment compass is out of kilter. You dont think belching in public is embarrassing, you dont think talking to yourself and getting caught is embarrassing, you think the OP should be embarrassed when it was someone else who belched, then you realise you made a mistake on the thread by not quoting the post you were responding to, and you feel embarrassed for me?

I think you need to have that compass re-calibrated!

HondaSami

newmug wrote: »

Feck sake missus, your entire embarrassment compass is out of kilter. You dont think belching in public is embarrassing, you dont think talking to yourself and getting caught is embarrassing, you think the OP should be embarrassed when it was someone else who belched, then you realise you made a mistake on the thread by not quoting the post you were responding to, and you feel embarrassed for me?

I think you need to have that compass re-calibrated!

Don't you feck sake missus me you little prick ( joking obviously) but it made me LOL.

I don't think belching in public is that embarrassing.
Talking to yourself is embarrassing.

I was not aware I had to quote the OP, it's not my fault you thought I was talking to you.

newmug

HondaSami wrote: »

I don't think belching in public is that embarrassing.

Getting caught doing it is, especially when its someone you know, and it was LOUD, as in the originanal post.

HondaSami wrote: »

Talking to yourself is embarrassing.

Yes, it is, when you get caught.

HondaSami wrote: »

I was not aware I had to quote the OP, it's not my fault you thought I was talking to you.

Well you learn something new everyday. If you just post something underneath another random post, people think you're responding to the post above. THATS why people quote the post relevant to theirs, you see it gives a bit of context. Another thing you can do is write "@ username", or put arrows to the post above if indeed that IS the one you are responding to. And it IS your fault for not knowing that. You confused several other posters too. But dont feel too embarrassed about it, we all make mistakes.

HondaSami

newmug wrote: »

Well you learn something new everyday. If you just post something underneath another random post, people think you're responding to the post above. THATS why people quote the post relevant to theirs, you see it gives a bit of context. Another thing you can do is write "@ username", or put arrows to the post above if indeed that IS the one you are responding to. And it IS your fault for not knowing that. You confused several other posters too. But dont feel too embarrassed about it, we all make mistakes.

I'm not embarrassed at all, maybe it was you who confused other posters.


Newbie's have to learn, you know.

stop animal cruelty

l'v a bad habit of laughing & smiling away to myself out in public

castletownman

Me and my friend were totally aceing a joint job interview we were having. Had the job virtually guaranteed until I let the longest, most repulsive fart ever. Interviewer wasn't impressed as we were in a small air-tight room and it smelt like onions and ketchup. Didn't get the job

In my defence though I thought it was going to be silent.

Auntie Psychotic

Sitting on the Luas, half asleep listening to my iPod, not realising I was singing away to myself

ITS_A_BADGER

got caught out, Used to work in galway city and had a day off and was out drinking with a couple of friends, we were walking through eyre square around 9oc at night and there was a bunch of tourists like 30 of em all gathered proababy waiting for a bus to pick them up or something, anyway drunk me decides it would be gas to run right through them with me jocks and trousers down so, i fire ahead and drop the cacks and ran through the group of people and they started cheering and i continued running for a bit and stopped, pulled my trousers back up. realised that my wallet was no longer in my back pocket and i must have lost it when i was running through the group of people. Mortifed i had to go back up to the people to be handed back my wallet. i could feel the blood rush to my face