Deal breakers

Witchie

Need some cheering up as may have found a deal breaker in my relationship so rather than wallow in my misery I would like to see what traits, habits or opinions would make the good people of AH run for the hills.

Where To

This is a list of dealbreakers that have led me to end relationships in the past..

Gritting her teeth in her sleep.
Snoring.
Being a rubbish kisser
Turning vegetarian.
Masturbating with carrots.
Farting everywhere.
Being a gold digger
Telling everybody intimate details about our sex life including the size of my Willy (it's huge btw)
Wearing the same underwear for a week
Kicking a dog
Attempting to torch her uncle's pub.

DwightSchrute1

Where To wrote: »

This is a list of dealbreakers that have led me to end relationships in the past..

Gritting her teeth in her sleep.
Snoring.
Being a rubbish kisser
Turning vegetarian.
Masturbating with carrots.
Farting everywhere.
Being a gold digger
Telling everybody intimate details about our sex life including the size of my Willy (it's huge btw)
Wearing the same underwear for a week
Kicking a dog
Attempting to torch her uncle's pub.

That's a thread all on it's own!

Chuck Stone

When it doesn't put the fucking lotion in the basket when it's asked.

token101

Chuck Stone wrote: »

When it doesn't put the fucking lotion in the basket when it's asked.

If I have to get the hose.....

ITS_A_BADGER

Where To wrote: »

This is a list of dealbreakers that have led me to end relationships in the past..

Gritting her teeth in her sleep.
Snoring.
Being a rubbish kisser
Turning vegetarian.
Masturbating with carrots
Farting everywhere.
Being a gold digger
Telling everybody intimate details about our sex life including the size of my Willy (it's huge btw)
Wearing the same underwear for a week
Kicking a dog
Attempting to torch her uncle's pub.

:eek: was there a smell of your dinner that evening or how did you find out

Witchie

Oh dear. Where to you were top of my match maker list but I don't stand a chance as 3 of your deal breakers are things I do. Now guess which ones!

Czarcasm

Witchie wrote: »

Oh dear. Where to you were top of my match maker list but I don't stand a chance as 3 of your deal breakers are things I do. Now guess which ones!

Vegetarian carrot wanker who falls asleep when she's done and snores her head off?


There's no deal breaker for me really, at least none that I can think of that I wouldn't be able to get past.

Cavehill Red

There's only one deal breaker - the crazy. Sadly way more common that one might expect, and often doesn't manifest until some distance into a relationship. But the first sign of the crazy, and I'm out of the building, booking a flight to another country, changing my name and arranging cosmetic surgery.

Witchie

Czarcasm wrote: »

Vegetarian carrot wanker who falls asleep when she's done and snores her head off?


There's no deal breaker for me really, at least none that I can think of that I wouldn't be able to get past.

Almost. Are you one of my exes?

Oranage2

DwightSchrute1 wrote: »

That's a thread all on it's own!

Could and should be 12 new threads. I want to here more about them all.

Czarcasm

Witchie wrote: »

Almost. Are you one of my exes?

Hell I'm wishing I was your boyfriend right now if I'm close with that list! :pac:


The only ones on WhereTo's list I haven't met are the underwear for a week, dog kicker and the pub burner!


Takes a lot to faze me...

herisson

I don't like clingers if he is clingy and too into lovely dovey crap I can't stand him.

Amazeballs would be another deal breaker. I despise that word with a passion. A guy I was seeing kept saying it even during sex, he irritated me so he was got rid of.

Chuck Stone

Pixie-Fairy wrote: »

Amazeballs would be another deal breaker.

Totes.

razorblunt

Pixie-Fairy wrote: »

I don't like clingers if he is clingy and too into lovely dovey crap I can't stand him.

Amazeballs would be another deal breaker. I despise that word with a passion. A guy I was seeing kept saying it even during sex, he irritated me so he was got rid of.

They're his liathródí, let him call them what he wants.

HondaSami

Unemployed, unwilling to look for work.
Lazy, unwilling to exercise or motivate themselves.
Slob, unwilling to keep themselves or home clean and tidy.

phill106

Deal breaker for me would be if she had a bigger willy then me!

Grayson

Pixie-Fairy wrote: »

I don't like clingers if he is clingy and too into lovely dovey crap I can't stand him.

Amazeballs would be another deal breaker. I despise that word with a passion. A guy I was seeing kept saying it even during sex, he irritated me so he was got rid of.

During sex? There's a time and a place for balls. And sex isn't...hang on.


I've broken up with girls because they were

Clingy
Overly needy (who wants to be rung as 3am to be told about a sore fcuking toe)
Cheap
Stupid (there have been many)
She wanted a baby (we'd been seeing each other 2 months)

And once when I was a young nipper, because it was rag week and I wanted the shift.

kneemos

phill106 wrote: »

Deal breaker for me would be if she had a bigger willy then me!

So if she had a smaller willy it would be game on?

FairytaleGirl

Controlling and/or jealous personality.

Bad personal hygiene.

Not being close to their family or friends.

Cheating

X box/Internet addiction.

Smoking Pot


Think that's it really!

Ihatecuddles-old

If they steal from me
If they pick their nose and eat it
If they are boring
Crap in bed
Makes bad tea
Uses text speak
Wears my underwear

anhedonia

she was able to take savage free kicks, very unsettling.

Merkin

Bad hygiene
Stingy
Dishonest
Small Willy
No sense of adventure
A person with no get up and go/ambition

KTRIC

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

If they steal from me
If they pick their nose and eat it
If they are boring
Crap in bed
Makes bad tea
Uses text speak
Wears my underwear

What about liking cuddles ?

Jen Pigs Fly

Lieing, fecking hate liars

And bag hygiene

Grayson

FairytaleGirl wrote: »

Cheating

I'd forgotten that one. Guess it goes without saying.

Ihatecuddles-old

KTRIC wrote: »

What about liking cuddles ?

I just put up with it! Say nothing until I snap one day ...either that or I start to like them!

Merkin

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Lieing, fecking hate liars

And bag hygiene

Ball bag hygiene?

Antar Bolaeisk

Lack of pulse.

squeezes the tea bag

and no, that's not a euphenism, tea doesn't taste the same when it's been squeezed

Vojera

Drink driving or excessive speeding
Lying
Not liking animals

BillyMitchel

Was with a really beautiful and really cool girl before and everything was pretty much perfect until we closed out eyes for some shut eye. Within seconds shed have half the house awake with her snoring. It was a disaster. Tried to be with her for a awhile but just couldn't do it any longer.

Another used to have hard skin at the end of her feet and would sit in the couch and pick it off, disgusting bitch altogether.

Another that used to wear either shoes too high or tight and it made her have big horrible lumpy toes. See ya!

Not giving me 5mins peace to do what the fock I want. Went to see my friend in London and was seeing this chick for a few weeks and she called 20 something times in an hour. Dumped on the spot.

kneemos

Deleted User wrote: »

squeezes the tea bag

and no, that's not a euphenism, tea doesn't taste the same when it's been squeezed

A squeeze of a tea bag is a deal breaker?what happens when he runs over the cat or insults your mother?

kneemos

kneemos wrote: »

A squeeze of a tea bag is a deal breaker?what happens when he runs over the cat or insults your mother?

I'd prefer if he insulted the cat and ran over my mother

JamieKCCO

Pointing out that we're not actually in a relationship

Dravokivich

Someone who can't haggle.

Ash.J.Williams

Pixie-Fairy wrote: »

I don't like clingers if he is clingy and too into lovely dovey crap I can't stand him.

Amazeballs would be another deal breaker. I despise that word with a passion. A guy I was seeing kept saying it even during sex, he irritated me so he was got rid of.

holy sweet devine jeeaysus...was he doing bicep curls in the mirror at the same time?

MonkstownHoop

Ash.J.Williams wrote: »

holy sweet devine jeeaysus...was he doing bicep curls in the mirror at the same time?

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muppetkiller

• Bad Teeth
• Chews with her mouth open (Food that is)
• Smokes
• Lazy

Antar Bolaeisk

Deleted User wrote: »

squeezes the tea bag

and no, that's not a euphenism, tea doesn't taste the same when it's been squeezed

Tampon tea would definitely be a deal breaker, should be able to make proper tea, in a pot, with tea leaves.

flanders1979

Fussy people

token101

Chain smoking. I could get over it if it was one or two on a night out, but every few hours, no way.

Canis Lupus

token101 wrote: »

Chain smoking. I could get over it if it was one or two on a night out, but every few hours, no way.

That's not chain smoking, that's just smoking.

Mr Benevolent

Deal breaker for me is cheating, but my girlfriend hasn't worked for nearly 4 months now and it's getting a bit irritating at this stage, she could have a job in a week, but no, she wants a job with a posh restaurant. I wouldn't mind it if I didn't have to pay for everything now and her dole only covers her part of the rent. Ok, she hasn't asked for any money, but still...

michael999999

whoopsadaisydoodles wrote: »

squeezes the tea bag

and no, that's not a euphenism, tea doesn't taste the same when it's been squeezed

Do you let your fellow tea bag you?

jaffacakesyum

Smoking
Excessive drinking
Not intelligent enough/doesn't like learning new things
Sexist (seems obvious but I've met a lot of otherwise great guys but they have old fashioned sexist views)
Not good at kissing/foreplay etc.
Too needy/clingy
Mammys boys
Lazy
Bad hygiene
Don't exercise/eat healthily

There's probably a lot of other things too :pac:

1ZRed

Neediness
Being posessive/controlling
Untrusting
Not able to have a laugh/mess around and being too sensitive slagging each other.

And worst of all, being an overall headwreck.

token101

Canis Lupus wrote: »

That's not chain smoking, that's just smoking.

Fair enough, smoking then!