sound of crisps

simply simple

a friend of mine was saying that she feel very nervous when there is absolute scilence in the room and she needs to eat some crisps as everyone could hear the crunch. anyone else out there who felt the same nervousness.

I dont care about that sound, let someone else get nervous with the feeling of wanting it

AnonoBoy

You shouldn't eat crisps at funerals. Your friend is a monster.

spankysue

I hate awkward silence too so I just queef the awkwardness away.

Rented Mule

spankysue wrote: »

I hate awkward silence too so I just queef the awkwardness away.

Let me know if you need any help reloading.

Oh ...and 'Pics or GTFO'

antodeco

AnonoBoy wrote: »

You shouldn't eat crisps at funerals. Your friend is a monster munch.

FYP

Duggy747

I just shìt myself, at least that way it gets people talking

simply simple

Duggy747 wrote: »

I just shìt myself, at least that way it gets people talking

for example?

Heroditas

simply simple wrote: »

a friend of mine was saying that she feel very nervous when there is absolute scilence in the room and she needs to eat some crisps as everyone could hear the crunch. anyone else out there who felt the same nervousness.

I dont care about that sound, let someone else get nervous with the feeling of wanting it

Has she tried eating with her mouth shut?

spankysue

Rented Mule wrote: »

Let me know if you need any help reloading.

Oh ...and 'Pics or GTFO'

I haven't got any pics I'm afraid, have a few sound recordings though, if you're interested PM me

simply simple

Heroditas wrote: »

Has she tried eating with her mouth shut?

I dont know. what would be your expert thesis about it? It would be of enormous help

Plazaman

I like to hum and rock back and forth. I can't rock too far though or my helmet will fall off.

Heroditas

simply simple wrote: »

I dont know. what would be your expert thesis about it? It would be of enormous help

Maybe she suffers from paranoia.

Seedy Arling

I always seem to manage to crunch loudly on crisps during quiet bits in the cinema and then get all self conscious about it and stop chewing until the action gets back going again.

simply simple

Heroditas wrote: »

Maybe she suffers from paranoia.

I confirmed with her, she tried to eat with her mouth shut but that didnt help. So is she still suffering from paranoia

simply simple

Seedy Arling wrote: »

I always seem to manage to crunch loudly on crisps during quiet bits in the cinema and then get all self conscious about it and stop chewing until the action gets back going again.

Many of us might be really doing it. I have seen a lady waiting for a very loud scene to wait and talk to her little kiddo to behave.

Whispered

Seedy Arling wrote: »

I always seem to manage to crunch loudly on crisps during quiet bits in the cinema and then get all self conscious about it and stop chewing until the action gets back going again.

Me too. Or when you sneak in a can of coke, it always seems to go very quiet just at the "Click........SSSssssssss" bit.

AnonoBoy

Whispered wrote: »

Me too. Or when you sneak in a can of coke, it always seems to go very quiet just at the "Click........SSSssssssss" bit.

When I do that I always let out a little self-satisfied chuckle after I open the can and then everyone thinks it's beer and I'm deadly.

Heroditas

simply simple wrote: »

I confirmed with her, she tried to eat with her mouth shut but that didnt help. So is she still suffering from paranoia

Yes, we must begin her treatment as soon as possible.
Stage 1 is giving her some hard boiled sweets.

simply simple

Heroditas wrote: »

Yes, we must begin her treatment as soon as possible.
Stage 1 is giving her some hard boiled sweets.

Good idea. Its sound will make others suffer from paranoia. Will she need a prescription to get that?

Heroditas

simply simple wrote: »

Good idea. Its sound will make others suffer from paranoia. Will she need a prescription to get that?

Depends what sort of sweets are used.
Might not need a prescription for bullseyes.

simply simple

Heroditas wrote: »

Depends what sort of sweets are used.
Might not need a prescription for bullseyes.