are we allowed to go ape s@#t again waaaahooooo

doulikeit

Loads of big fat ugly people on the telly talking s*#te are we rich again can i buy that new boat I've been hankering for or are we still poor aldi shopping on saturday pirate dvds what's going on

SV

You can clearly afford some grade a narcotics so ya might aswell buy that boat, yeah.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

I have recently gone from purchasing €1 scratchcards to €3 scratchcards.

Loaded I am.

ITS_A_BADGER

Dont need second hand toilet paper anymore !

doulikeit

SV wrote: »

You can clearly afford some grade a narcotics so ya might aswell buy that boat, yeah.

F#@k yeah im doing it

Safe as houses.

Mickey H

Careful now.

The King of Moo

doulikeit wrote: »

Loads of big fat ugly people on the telly talking s*#te are we rich again can i buy that new boat I've been hankering for or are we still poor aldi shopping on saturday pirate dvds what's going on

This post strongly suggests that you've gone apesh*t, so I suppose the answer might be "yes."

Canis Lupus

I'm tipping McDonalds staff when I get my Big Mac.

AlmightyCushion

Stealth Recce wrote: »

I have recently gone from purchasing €1 scratchcards to €3 scratchcards.

Loaded I am.

Holy crap, you just tripled your investment in the space of a minute. I'm gonna stick all my money in scratch cards.

Prodigious

Apesh!t? Down with that sort of thing.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Holy crap, you just tripled your investment in the space of a minute. I'm gonna stick all my money in scratch cards.

whoo whoo whoo now.

Both of us can't be winning!!!! I have a system.

ilovesleep

Any chance please of a few quid from the government to Galway please. To bring back the volvo race. Please

AlmightyCushion

Stealth Recce wrote: »

whoo whoo whoo now.

Both of us can't be winning!!!! I have a system.

I'm not actually that stupid. I bought three scratch cards to test it out before losing all my money. The first and the third won, the second lost. Clearly every odd one is a winner so all I'm gonna buy is odd ones and I'll be a billionaire.

Yawns

A bit of decking would be nice out there alright...

doulikeit

Yawns wrote: »

A bit of decking would be nice out there alright...

Yeah that's it buy a 54 litre crew cab jeep a holiday home in croatia and eat posh food again f*#k it the next generation of gimps are paying for it

Antar Bolaeisk

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I'm not actually that stupid. I bought three scratch cards to test it out before losing all my money. The first and the third won, the second lost. Clearly every odd one is a winner so all I'm gonna buy is odd ones and I'll be a billionaire.

What if someone buys the odd one before you so really you're buying an even one when you think you're buying an odd one?

AlmightyCushion

Antar Bolaeisk wrote: »

What if someone buys the odd one before you so really you're buying an even one when you think you're buying an odd one?

Ah feck, you probably should have said that before I bought 60,000 scratch cards.

Fred Cohen

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Ah feck, you probably should have said that before I bought 60,000 scratch cards.

Are you Sean Quinn?

EoghanIRL

I've gone from single ply toilet paper to double ply :cool:

AlmightyCushion

Fred Cohen wrote: »

Are you Sean Quinn?

I may be an idiot but let's not resort to name calling.

spankysue

I'm eating a bag of real Chipsticks as I'm typing this, no more Tescos own brand for me. Now that loan is sorted, I can afford to spend 65 cent on meself again

Fred Cohen

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I may be an idiot but let's not resort to name calling.

My apologies, I'll organise a rally in Cavan on your behalf as a sign of contrition. Any preference on choice of sangwiges?

DerekDGoldfish

spankysue wrote: »

I'm eating a bag of real Chipsticks as I'm typing this, no more Tescos own brand for me. Now that loan is sorted, I can afford to spend 65 cent on meself again

pfft I spent 2.25 and got a 6 pack of Chipsticks for myself, ive got food for the week

spankysue

DerekDGoldfish wrote: »

pfft I spent 2.25 and got a 6 pack of Chipsticks for myself, ive got food for the week

Please teach me more about your wise ways Eddie Hobbs, all hail your financial wisdom

.Henry Sellers.

I'm going to buy some land on the moon.:)

RikkFlair

I'm gonna go mad on the auld horse burgers and if I find so much as a sniff of beef in them :mad:

Bad Santa

I went "ape sh1t" today and I actually can't believe I did it.

Was in a bar in Dublin and paid €10 for a toasted veg sandwich.

The fcukers got me by describing it all fancy like but in essence it was a toasted sambo with a smidgen of cheese and veg.

Ten fcuking euro! I need slapping.

kneemos

Browsing for crap you don't need is fine for the moment,wouldn't buy anything just yet.

Richard Hillman

Im telling yiz lads, Tripoli is the place to buy property now.

DylanII

So does this mean I can go and get a loan to buy a 12 bedroom house and a BMW in every colour? And no one will look at me odd?

Sure Ill figure out the repayments in a while, itll be grand sure Im getting €9 an hour in mcdonalds!

AlmightyCushion

DylanII wrote: »

So does this mean I can go and get a loan to buy a 12 bedroom house and a BMW in every colour? And no one will look at me odd?

Sure Ill figure out the repayments in a while, itll be grand sure Im getting €9 an hour in mcdonalds!

Don't be an idiot, get 2 beemers in every colour. Just in case you crash one when you're off your tits with all the champagne and coke we'll be doing. Also, don't forget the yacht.