Vaportini™ is a revolutionary new way of consuming alcohol.

drunkmonkey

It's currently sold out but it must be good as doctors are worried.:)

ABOUT/HOW IT WORKS

The Vaportini provides a revolutionary way of consuming alcohol. It is inhaled rather than swallowed. It is smooth and flavorful, the subtleties of the individual spirits are apparent. It is absorbed directly into the bloodstream and does not go through the digestive tract. This has the advantage of no calories; no carbs, no impurities and the effects of consuming alcohol are immediately felt, making it easier to responsibly imbibe. Unlike traditional consumption of spirits, Vaportinis give more control, shortly after exhaling all of the effects of the alcohol consumed are felt. In contrast, it takes 20 to 30 minutes to feel the full effects of spirits that are swallowed

http://vaportini.com/home.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzrcZopY98A

I can see it catching on here and eventually being banned...genius I don't know how this wasn't invented in Ireland.

Boombastic

Like with need help with ways of getting alcohol in to us

krudler

If the government finds a way of taxing it then watch the banning of it quietly go away..

kfallon

I'm a traditionalist, I'll stick to 2 bottles of buckfast in a field!

Max Power

Has nothing on The Flamin' Homer!

vektarman

Very apt username OP.....

Ihatecuddles-old

Didn't this kill someone? A teenage girl if I remember correctly. Think she just turned 18...I read about it here.

Could be wrong..

7 7 12

"imbibe"

frag420

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Didn't this kill someone? A teenage girl if I remember correctly. Think she just turned 18...I read about it here.

Could be wrong..

The was the vapor-teeny!!

frag420

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Didn't this kill someone? A teenage girl if I remember correctly. Think she just turned 18...I read about it here.

Could be wrong..

That was the vapor-teeny!!

Amirani

I don't just drink to get drunk, I enjoy a few beers. This takes most of the fun out of the experience.

Sinfonia

I always enjoyed smoking (joints/pipes/bongs etc.) but never enjoyed being stoned.
I never enjoyed drinking loads of liquid but always enjoyed being drunk.

In short, my dream come true is on its way

IceFjoem

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Didn't this kill someone? A teenage girl if I remember correctly. Think she just turned 18...I read about it here.

Could be wrong..

Possibly, but I think you're thinking of the story about the liquid nitrogen being served to create a dry-ice effect. It happened in a London club just before Christmas and didn't kill her but left her without a stomach.

kfallon

NiallSparky wrote: »

I don't just drink to get drunk, I enjoy a few beers. This takes most of the fun out of the experience.

Exactly! Tho I do usually end up drunk, the banter keeps me in the pub all day

Boombastic

I think we should be moving to ban drink, it causes too many problems in society.

G Power

krudler wrote: »

If the government finds a way of taxing it then watch the banning of it quietly go away..

you'd think so but I know lots of people who use cannabis medically and recreationally and have no interest in having anything to do with criminality if it could be helped at all that would disagree with that

Victor

drunkmonkey wrote: »

This has the advantage of no calories

If there is alcohol in your blood stream, there are calories being added.

no impurities

O rly. If I deliberately put arsenic (or some other chemical) in my product, I suppose it isn't an impurity.

Cantona's Collars

I've done that with alcohol years ago,it's nothing new but it gets you drunk really fast & not in a good way.You go from nice & mellow to being absolutely out of it in no time.

Truncheon Rouge

next up: crackertini, zero calories and fresh homelessy taste.

Overheal

Boombastic wrote: »

Like with need help with ways of getting alcohol in to us

Clearly: you're already slurring all over your keyboard

mardybumbum

Saw this on Stephen Fry's Gadget Man a while back. It looked like a horrible idea then and it still does now.

68 lost souls

Been done in a way for years http://www.cocktailmaking.co.uk/displaycocktail.php/5117-sambuca-gas-chamber

KKkitty

James Bond saying "I like my Vaportini™ shaken not stirred" doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

MadsL

Oh great, after Alcopops and WKD, and tampons soaked in vodka - a whole new way of getting teenage girls with low self-esteem who dislike the taste of alcohol completely out of it.

What could possibly go wrong.

Truncheon Rouge

MadsL wrote: »

Oh great, after Alcopops and WKD, and tampons soaked in vodka - a whole new way of getting teenage girls with low self-esteem who dislike the taste of alcohol completely out of it.

What could possibly go wrong.

...yeah, but on the other hand what could possibly go right

humbert

Victor wrote: »

If there is alcohol in your blood stream, there are calories being added.

O rly. If I deliberately put arsenic (or some other chemical) in my product, I suppose it isn't an impurity.

I assume the lack of impurities is due to the fact that you are essentially distilling the alcohol into your system (avoiding arsenic for example).

Interesting to see how treating alcohol like a drug rather than a beverage will be received.

fasttalkerchat

They were doing something similar in Glasgow a few years ago but stopped because people weren't drinking as much!

Ruudi_Mentari

Why would anyone wanna vaporize a Martini.. what, like with a ray gun? conscript me.