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Gordon is a hero.

El Guapo! · 2013-02-05 16:54:17

Not sure if I should post this here but Gordon is a legend! His posts in the prison forum are hilarious and sometimes that's the funniest forum on Boards. Someone should get all his prison posts together and make a book or something. Not me though, I'm far too lazy for that. I don't know of he was ever voted as a Legend of…

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Not sure if I should post this here but Gordon is a legend!
His posts in the prison forum are hilarious and sometimes that's the funniest forum on Boards. Someone should get all his prison posts together and make a book or something. Not me though, I'm far too lazy for that.

I don't know of he was ever voted as a Legend of the Boards or not, but he should be.

Here's a post from yesterday.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056872755&pp=15&page=1

It should be post of the day!

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#2 05-02-2013 4:55pm

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GORDON BE MY BABYDADDY

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#3 05-02-2013 4:55pm

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They need to implement the thanks function in that forum

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#4 05-02-2013 4:57pm

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So OP, you think you might be going to prison soon, what is it you have done or are about to do, he will take no prisoners, this is true, that is all.

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#5 05-02-2013 4:58pm

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The poem?

I thought it was crap tbh.

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#6 05-02-2013 4:58pm

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he's the only reason thanks should be allowed in the prison forum tbh

EDIT:beaten to it

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#7 05-02-2013 5:06pm

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I never looked in there before... thought it was just nonsensical rants not good enough for R&R.

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#8 05-02-2013 5:08pm

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He even mentioned me at the end of his post!!!???:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

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#9 05-02-2013 5:08pm

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Gordon is a moron

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#10 05-02-2013 5:39pm

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This guy is better
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056872909

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#11 05-02-2013 5:47pm

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keithclancy wrote: »

This guy is better
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056872909

Glad to hear it, he sounds vey sick in the in the thread you posted.

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#12 05-02-2013 5:53pm

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BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Gordon is a moron

^^Old song lyric reference + moderator that wasn't around in the 70s = infraction

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#13 05-02-2013 5:55pm

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dvpower wrote: »

^^Old song lyric reference + moderator that wasn't around in the 70s = infraction

Ha, I thought I was the only one who got it.

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#14 05-02-2013 5:57pm

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dvpower wrote: »

^^Old song lyric reference + moderator that wasn't around in the 70s = infraction

I was going to post the song but the first Youtube clip I found had a certain J Savile in it

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#15 05-02-2013 6:01pm

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Rats Out. All of them....up the road with them.

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#16 05-02-2013 6:02pm

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--Kaiser-- wrote: »

I was going to post the song but the first Youtube clip I found had a certain J Savile in it

OK to get back on topic, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8xdA7vbJHw

you have to wait till the last image to see Gordon.

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#17 05-02-2013 6:03pm

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Harsh infraction... Gordon IS a moron!

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#18 05-02-2013 6:05pm

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It's how you post it.

Problem with mod action, PM the mod.

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#19 05-02-2013 6:08pm

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Oscorp wrote: »

Harsh infraction... Gordon IS a moron!

Slag anyone you like in After Hours, except mods!

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#20 05-02-2013 6:10pm

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I'm so upset ya ya

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#21 05-02-2013 6:11pm

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He is top man on the League of Bastards: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/banlist.php

Eggcellent heroic work indeed.

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#22 05-02-2013 6:16pm

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tricky D wrote: »

He is top man on the League of Bastards: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/banlist.php

Eggcellent heroic work indeed.

I just do not believe it, there has to be a typo in there somewhere, that is all.

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#23 05-02-2013 6:29pm

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El Guapo! wrote: »

Not sure if I should post this here but Gordon is a legend!
His posts in the prison forum are hilarious and sometimes that's the funniest forum on Boards. Someone should get all his prison posts together and make a book or something. Not me though, I'm far too lazy for that.

I don't know of he was ever voted as a Legend of the Boards or not, but he should be.

Here's a post from yesterday.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056872755&pp=15&page=1

It should be post of the day!

No. No he isnt. Schlicccccckkkk.

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#24 05-02-2013 6:33pm

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The queen of England should knight him.....

Rise sir Gordon ...

Lets hope she doesn't fecking take his head off with that sword

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#25 05-02-2013 6:34pm

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3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

I just do not believe it, there has to be a typo in there somewhere, that is all.

Do you end all your posts with "that is all" ?!

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#26 05-02-2013 6:38pm

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El Guapo! wrote: »

Do you end all your posts with "that is all" ?!

No, that is all.

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#27 05-02-2013 6:46pm

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3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

No, that is all.

Mostly yes! I checked

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#28 05-02-2013 6:48pm

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This pops up every few months.

Frankly, I think Gordon is just like a more sarcastic Judge Dread.

But he needs more guns and more bullets.

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#29 05-02-2013 6:48pm

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Visiting the Prison forum is a bit like those Victorians visiting the lunatic asylums for the thrill.

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#30 05-02-2013 6:51pm

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El Guapo! wrote: »

Not sure if I should post this here but Gordon is a legend!
His posts in the prison forum are hilarious and sometimes that's the funniest forum on Boards. Someone should get all his prison posts together and make a book or something. Not me though, I'm far too lazy for that.

I don't know of he was ever voted as a Legend of the Boards or not, but he should be.

Here's a post from yesterday.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056872755&pp=15&page=1

It should be post of the day!

If you ask pippa, Imean Micky really nicely, he'll sort out a ban for ya so ya can experience Gordon's loveliness first hand :pac:

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#31 05-02-2013 6:53pm

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Chucken wrote: »

Mostly yes! I checked

Ahhhhh bolliccks, that is all, I will now return to the slums that is, and I will recreate myself as the no person, that is all.

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#32 05-02-2013 7:04pm

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I enjoy the replies in The Aardvark forum, always a laugh.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=82726905&postcount=2

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#33 05-02-2013 7:49pm

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El Guapo! wrote: »

Not sure if I should post this here but Gordon is a legend!
His posts in the prison forum are hilarious and sometimes that's the funniest forum on Boards. Someone should get all his prison posts together and make a book or something. Not me though, I'm far too lazy for that.

I don't know of he was ever voted as a Legend of the Boards or not, but he should be.

Here's a post from yesterday.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056872755&pp=15&page=1

It should be post of the day!

Glad you enjoyed the RATS OUT RAP, but really, it was all franorzxrh2's work to be honest, I think we all know that's what he was truly meaning.

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Gordon is a moron

Actually, that song is counter-intuitive as Gordon is the cool, funny, sexy guy that steals the songwriter's girlfriend, so I may be a moron, but it's coz I gots da laydeez AIIIII.

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#34 05-02-2013 7:53pm

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Gordon wrote: »

Actually, that song is counter-intuitive as Gordon is the cool, funny, sexy guy that steals the songwriter's girlfriend, so I may be a moron, but it's coz I gots da laydeez AIIIII.

He's on the money!

So that's one suspect of the red card list. Can't wait to find out who it was!

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#35 05-02-2013 9:42pm

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Prison is a good read.

Reminds me of this country a lot

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#36 05-02-2013 9:51pm

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They should let Pighead back in there. Yes it was cruel and unusual, but it was cruelly and unusually funny.

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#37 05-02-2013 10:23pm

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tricky D wrote: »

He is top man on the League of Bastards: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/banlist.php

Eggcellent heroic work indeed.

Looking at the reasons for banning...

What is a shill/s?

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#38 05-02-2013 10:41pm

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Queen-Mise wrote: »

Looking at the reasons for banning...

What is a shill/s?

:eek: Don't go there!

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#39 05-02-2013 10:44pm

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Queen-Mise wrote: »

Looking at the reasons for banning...

What is a shill/s?

So you're thinknig about painting, eh?
I know this guy, does great work. Paints in no time at all. PM me to get his number.

That's shilling. Basically advertising but the person does is very close to the thing they're advertising. So above, I'm shilling out the painter. I could know him personally or actually be the painter but in either case it's bannable.

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#40 06-02-2013 12:32pm

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Gordon wrote: »

Actually, that song is counter-intuitive as Gordon is the cool, funny, sexy guy that steals the songwriter's girlfriend, so I may be a moron, but it's coz I gots da laydeez AIIIII.

Lousy Gordon, coming over here, drinking our beer and stealing our women...

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#41 06-02-2013 12:39pm

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Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

So you're thinknig about painting, eh?
I know this guy, does great work. Paints in no time at all. PM me to get his number.

That's shilling. Basically advertising but the person does is very close to the thing they're advertising. So above, I'm shilling out the painter. I could know him personally or actually be the painter but in either case it's bannable.

post reported for Shilling.

I can do my own painting thank very much

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#42 06-02-2013 12:49pm

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Somebody should record that and release it to raise funds for the SSF. Just don't let the kids listen to it!

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#43 06-02-2013 12:51pm

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Yes he does great work. I'd nearly get banned just to participate in a verbal joust with him in the Prison Forum but know he'd probably have me bested in 3 posts.

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