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The Only Advice I Will Ever Give Yous

  • 05-02-2013 2:23am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭


    Live as long as you can
    Enjoy yourself as much as you can
    Be a good person as well as you can

    I have never given advice before, but I think that is perfect advice.

    Be excellent to each other



Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    So I've been wasting my time all these years with the sunscreen?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭Custardpi


    Sorry to sound cynical but Oscar Wilde put it best.

    "The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    orestes wrote: »
    So I've been wasting my time all these years with the sunscreen?
    Yep, fcuk Lou Reed, Californians just want to sell you drugs, Donegal people are the only ones that care.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,127 ✭✭✭✭kerry4sam


    Where To wrote: »
    Live as long as you can
    Enjoy yourself as much as you can
    Be a good person as well as you can

    I have never given advice before, but I think that is perfect advice.

    Be excellent to each other

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    along with "Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today" - probably the Best words of wisdom a Mentor once said to me. I miss him :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Don't eat the yellow snow...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭TheLastMohican


    Begin as you mean to go on.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,438 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Don't stand up in a canoe...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,458 ✭✭✭chops018


    A funny 'tip' that my friend always gives. He is big into horse racing so whenever anyone asks "got any tips Deano?" he replies "don't shower with your clothes on".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Scruffles


    endacl wrote: »
    Don't stand up in a canoe...
    especialy if the name is john or anne darwin- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Darwin_disappearance_case


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    Go home where to your drunk.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,438 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    DrumSteve wrote: »
    Go home where to your drunk.
    Yes. Do that. Good idea.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Where To wrote: »
    Donegal people are the only ones that care.

    As long as you have wool on your back.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,102 ✭✭✭RossFixxxed


    I'm not sure I want to be a good person. I think I want everything for me.

    My advice would be more like:
    Drink more dreams more bed more drugs
    More lust more lies more head more love
    More fear more fun more pain more flesh
    More stars more smiles more fame more sex

    I want the sky to fall in
    I want lightning and thunder
    I want blood instead of rain
    I want the world to make me wonder
    I want to walk on water
    Take a trip to the moon
    Give me all this and give me it soon

    That could work, thanks The Cure!


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,463 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday..

    Live in the now, that's all we have.


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