Getting Married to yourself

JupiterKid

What if you decided to have a huge, lavish and opulent wedding ceremony and reception - where you got married to yourself as opposed to another person.

Think of the benefits - wedding presents galore and guests and a fancy reception without the hassle of actually having to shack up with someone else who let's face it would just get on your tits half the time.

Oh, and to ensue the guests actually attended, you would pretend on the invitations that you were marrying someone else but the truth would come out at the actual ceremony.

Discuss...

phasers

this happened on Glee.

nocoverart

Glee? I'm fookin out!

BUBBLE WRAP

That's a very selfish thing to do OP. :mad:

dr.bollocko

Great idea.

Jimminy Mc Fukhead

Then you could go fuck yourself.

JupiterKid

I've never watched Glee. I actually had a dream about this last night.

Dammit...if I want to marry myself, then why can't I?

antodeco

Consumating the marriage would be great craic!

davetherave

But what would the ushers/greeters do?

Good morning sir/Madam, are you with the Bride/Groom or the Bride/Groom?

Plazaman

It'd be pretty lonely at the top table.

Max Power

davetherave wrote: »

But what would the ushers/greeters do?

Usher and greet obviously.

iDave

Would that technically make you gay?

JupiterKid

If people want to get married to thenselves I don't see why they can't.

As Bjork sang on her 1995 song Isobel...

"My name Isobel, married to myself"

Turtyturd

JupiterKid wrote: »

If people want to get married to thenselves I don't see why they can't.

As Bjork sang on her 1995 song Isobel...

"My name Isobel, married to myself"

Discuss...

Doc Ruby

antodeco wrote: »

Consumating the marriage would be great craic!

It's an internet love story.

MurdyWurdy

Would you wear a white dress? (I'm presuming you're male to have even have brought this up in the first place)

Phill Ewinn

Married a storybook once. Didn't end well.

JupiterKid

Why wear a white dress if you are a male (like me)? I'd wear a grooms' tails or maybe a kilt.

Going starkers is also an option - the Betazoids (of which the delectable Deanna Troi is one of) marry in the nude.

MurdyWurdy

JupiterKid wrote: »

Why wear a white dress if you are a male (like me)? I'd wear a grooms' tails or maybe a kilt.

Going starkers is also an option - the Betazoids (of which the delectable Deanna Troi is one of) marry in the nude.

It's be more entertaining if you wore a white dress. You could wear an outfit that was split down the middle, one half white dress, one half tails.

also, what would your first dance with yourself be?

Good idea, but I'd want a pre-nup, I wouldn't trust me not to take me for everything I have.

Vicar in a tutu

BUBBLE WRAP

Vicar in a tutu wrote: »

Well what ever floats his boat...

miamee

Didn't yer woman have a wedding party for herself in Sex & The City so she'd get loads of presents?

CruelCoin

JupiterKid wrote: »

What if you decided to have a huge, lavish and opulent wedding ceremony and reception - where you got married to yourself as opposed to another person.

Think of the benefits - wedding presents galore and guests and a fancy reception without the hassle of actually having to shack up with someone else who let's face it would just get on your tits half the time.

Oh, and to ensue the guests actually attended, you would pretend on the invitations that you were marrying someone else but the truth would come out at the actual ceremony.

Discuss...

So if you're a guy doing this, how does consumation work?

Do you, you know, put it inside yourself?

danslevent

Some same marriage isn't allowed in Ireland so a male marrying himself who is a male? The church will smite you

mackeire

iDave wrote: »

Would that technically make you gay?

No it would technically make you an idiot!

Vicar in a tutu

danslevent wrote: »

Some same marriage isn't allowed in Ireland so a male marrying himself who is a male? The church will smite you

They'd probably burst into a ball of flames at the alter :eek:

MugMugs

phasers wrote: »

this happened on Glee.

Change of topic anyone?

Aaaaaaaaaaaand how does phasers know this?? :P

DoesNotCompute

Still a better love story than Twilight.

marnie d

miamee wrote: »

Didn't yer woman have a wedding party for herself in Sex & The City so she'd get loads of presents?

No, she just pretended to, her shoes were stolen at a christening party, as all the guests had to take off their shoes, and when she said to the host, she made out like Carrie had nothing but shoes to worry about as she had no husband and kids. So carrie sent a wedding invite to her with a wedding present list,and the only item was the pair of shoes!

miamee

marnie d wrote: »

No, she just pretended to, her shoes were stolen at a christening party, as all the guests had to take off their shoes, and when she said to the host, she made out like Carrie had nothing but shoes to worry about as she had no husband and kids. So carrie sent a wedding invite to her with a wedding present list,and the only item was the pair of shoes!

Ah right, that sounds familiar alright

folan

i'd marry me.

I ****ing love me

im invisible

FionnMcCool87 wrote: »

Usher and greet obviously.

YEAH! (yeah yeah)

MugMugs

folan wrote: »

i'd marry me.

I ****ing love me

Isn't that technically flirting with yourself?

im invisible

folan wrote: »

i'd marry me.
I ****ing love me

“Would you fúck me? I'd fúck me. I'd fúck me hard. I'd fúck me so hard.”

Senna

If you were schizophrenic it would be perfect.

JupiterKid

Who said the marriage would have to be in a church?

Capt'n Midnight

Are there any tax advantages in marrying yourself ?

Could you claim yourself as a dependent , would you get extra baggage allowence on Ryanair.




More importantly would you be able to reserve that bus seat ?

BUBBLE WRAP

im invisible wrote: »

“Would you fúck me? I'd fúck me. I'd fúck me hard. I'd fúck me so hard.”

Oh I'd fook me and fook yu..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhQhZyNKqhM

UCDVet

JupiterKid wrote: »

If people want to get married to thenselves I don't see why they can't.

As Bjork sang on her 1995 song Isobel...

"My name Isobel, married to myself"

It would require tax law re-writes in a whole lot of countries. Everyone would marry themselves and pay less income tax.

BBDBB

It'll never last

Im too good for me

jjbrien

Who would give you away OP?