dumped by text?

RoyalMarine

So I just got this random text a few minutes ago

"Jamie, it's chloe. ive no phone, im on webtext. so you wont be able to text me! im really sorry jamie, but i just dont wanna be with anyone, so we are finished. im really sorry!x please dont go around telling everyone straight away keep it between us for now! I'm really sorry!"

How would you feel if you were Jamie?
If you were Chloe, would you be that brutal to do it via a text?

personally I think it's pretty fúcking cruel..

edit: I'm not Jamie btw.. it's a wrong number.

Drakares

Wrong number... Sure!

Plenty more fish in the sea mate, keep yer head up.

SunnyDub1

sounds like something you send when you where 13 :rolleyes:
I bet it's a teenager!

Any adult that would send a text like that, needs to have words with them selves!

Jogathon

That is hilarious! And Chloe and Jamie are still going out cos she sent the text to the wrong person!

I'm in two minds about it...Poor Jamie/Lucky escape Jamie.

HeidiHeidi

....also, what's going to happen when they next meet and Chloe thinks she's broken it off, but Jamie is blissfully unaware as he never got the text...

There's great potential for all sorts of murder and mayhem

( eta - well, crossed wires anyway)

john kinsella

Chin up Jamie, plenty more fish in the sea

Rasmus

jamie sounds like he dodged a bullet with that charmer.

AnonoBoy

Tell everyone Jamie! TELL EVERYONE STRAIGHT AWAY!

Plazaman

The old "I've no phone so don't text me back" ploy.

Text her back regardless, on Jamies behalf, with inferences about the incestual nature of her parents relationship and maybe mention in a few different ways that she is a lady of the night.

Rabidlamb

Welcome to dumpsville, population you

smash

Did you reply yet?

"It's ok Chloe... I've been sleeping with your best friend anyway"

FatherLen

poor lil guy.

deathrider

RoyalMarine wrote: »

So I just got this random text a few minutes ago

"Jamie, it's chloe. ive no phone, im on webtext. so you wont be able to text me! im really sorry jamie, but i just dont wanna be with anyone, so we are finished. im really sorry!x please dont go around telling everyone straight away keep it between us for now! I'm really sorry!"

How would you feel if you were Jamie?
If you were Chloe, would you be that brutal to do it via a text?

personally I think it's pretty fúcking cruel..

edit: I'm not Jamie btw.. it's a wrong number.

And the first thing you did was tell everyone on Boards. For shame.

OU812

Lead her on. Insist they meet to discuss it. We owe it to Jamie

Novella

I think if you've only been seeing someone casually or for a short amount of time, breaking up by text is fine.

The whole, "don't text me back, don't tell anybody" thing is ridiculous though.

D1stant

RoyalMarine wrote: »

So I just got this random text a few minutes ago.

No you didn't

davet82

poor jamie wont know he's been dumped cause chloe hasn't got a phone to find out she sent to the wrong number...

that plot sounds like a good base for a rom com, anybody know where i could get Paul Rudds agents phone number?

Coffeeteasugar

Poor Jamie! Former dumpee by text, considered it cold and rather cowardly.

RoyalMarine

D1stant wrote: »

No you didn't

yeah your right. I made it all up, wasted my time posting here just because I have nothing better to do.

.........


edit:

here you go

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Where To

RoyalMarine wrote: »

yeah your right. I made it all up, wasted my time posting here just because I have nothing better to do.

.........

None of us would be here if we had anything better to do.

mitosis

I got dumped by fax once At work :mad: It was handed to me by the secretary, she was so sorry for me she agreed to go for a few bevvies, heh heh

BUBBLE WRAP

The thread title should have been: Dumped by WEBtext.

Anyway been there. I was dumped by a facebook post.

petes

Where To wrote: »

None of us would be here if we had anything better to do.

I would!!

tonycascarino

Anyone who will not dump you face to face is a coward

BUBBLE WRAP

tonycascarino wrote: »

Anyone who will not dump you face to face is a coward

Well that makes me feel better. My ex tak'd lik tis. So that was even worse. It took me 4 days to de-code it.

syklops

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vyj1C8ogtE

Jamie Scottie doesn't know.

kjl

RoyalMarine wrote: »

yeah your right. I made it all up, wasted my time posting here just because I have nothing better to do.

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edit:

here you go

https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/42421/239466.PNG

+353 85 747 0000
+353 85 747 0001
+353 85 747 0002
+353 85 747 0003
+353 85 747 0004
+353 85 747 0005
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+353 85 747 9999

BUBBLE WRAP

kjl wrote: »

+353 85 747 0000
+353 85 747 0001
+353 85 747 0002
+353 85 747 0003
+353 85 747 0004
+353 85 747 0005
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+353 85 747 9999

I don't get this...

EDIT: I GET IT NOW.

smash

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

Anyway been there. I was dumped by a facebook post.

Like... for a joke?

WoollyRedHat

Novella wrote: »

I think if you've only been seeing someone casually or for a short amount of time, breaking up by text is fine.

The whole, "don't text me back, don't tell anybody" thing is ridiculous though.

Maybe she's following the teenage guide to poplarity.

efc67

RoyalMarine wrote: »

yeah your right. I made it all up, wasted my time posting here just because I have nothing better to do.

.........


edit:

here you go

https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/42421/239466.PNG

Quality come back.....tips hat to you sir

BUBBLE WRAP

smash wrote: »

Like... for a joke?

No I wish it was a joke. She just broke up with me by FB post, then sent me a text telling me she left a kinky post on my page.

Jimminy Mc Fukhead

Text her back. "No go, Chloe. We're staying together. I don't want to hear anymore about it"
Then text her in a while suggesting a movie tonight. Say what time you're calling into her at.

Dravokivich

Where To wrote: »

None of us would be here if we had anything better to do.

My boss probably thinks I've something better to do...

efc67

RoyalMarine wrote: »

So I just got this random text a few minutes ago

"Jamie, it's chloe. ive no phone, im on webtext. so you wont be able to text me! im really sorry jamie, but i just dont wanna be with anyone, so we are finished. im really sorry!x please dont go around telling everyone straight away keep it between us for now! I'm really sorry!"

How would you feel if you were Jamie?
If you were Chloe, would you be that brutal to do it via a text?

personally I think it's pretty fúcking cruel..

edit: I'm not Jamie btw.. it's a wrong number.

You could reply saying you won the lotto at the weekend

Dan_Solo

I've no problem with burds dumping me by text so long as they don't mind being chatted up by text.

jamesbondings

smash wrote: »

Did you reply yet?

"It's ok Chloe... I've been sleeping with your best friend anyway"

and once with your mother....

dodderangler

Couldn't meet her needs mate
No shame in that

sfwcork

She knows its the wrong number.She is just showing you OP thats shes now single and ready to mingle

Text her and say this exact msg "hi chloe xx.As ur single now i think we should go for few drinks,then some sex.if ur under 18 we can go to local cinema and then sex... P.s as were in a recission feel free to suggest we skip the drink and jst head straight to sex..backdoor of course"

RoyalMarine

RoyalMarine wrote: »

So I just got this random text a few minutes ago

"Jamie, it's chloe. ive no phone, im on webtext. so you wont be able to text me! im really sorry jamie, but i just dont wanna be with anyone, so we are finished. im really sorry!x please dont go around telling everyone straight away keep it between us for now! I'm really sorry!"

How would you feel if you were Jamie?
If you were Chloe, would you be that brutal to do it via a text?

personally I think it's pretty fúcking cruel..

edit: I'm not Jamie btw.. it's a wrong number.

Heaslip's not so good with the burds huh?!

irishgirl19

Text her back and pretend to be Jamie!

1ZRed

Win her back with talk that she won a free iPad. Tell her you just need her bank details so it can be forwarded to a Nigerian agency so the winner's application can be processed before being delivered.

Should have Jamie back in the good books again in no time.

hoodwinked

RoyalMarine wrote: »

So I just got this random text a few minutes ago

"Jamie, it's chloe. ive no phone, im on webtext. so you wont be able to text me! im really sorry jamie, but i just dont wanna be with anyone, so we are finished. im really sorry!x please dont go around telling everyone straight away keep it between us for now! I'm really sorry!"

How would you feel if you were Jamie?
If you were Chloe, would you be that brutal to do it via a text?

personally I think it's pretty fúcking cruel..

edit: I'm not Jamie btw.. it's a wrong number.

change your number op :eek: she's got it now and has no problems dumping by text.....screw jamie, save yourself!!!

JamieKCCO

Well at least now I know..

BillyMitchel

Tell her it's ok and that her old dear sucks better willy than her anyway.

You have to reply! You could earn legend status with this thread. Go for it.

Lionel Messy

Tell her to go **** herself.

Witchie

Reply saying "have to use my mum's phone but really needed to text you to tell you that my dick has a funny pus coming out of it and you should really get yourself checked."

Gymsey

What you need to do is....

Reply saying you need to meet up to discuss this. Then go to said location and ring her with your number blocked, then you'll know who it is as her phone rings. Now you've got a recently single woman who has just been stood up. You will be the mysterious night in shining armour who cheers her up! Arise the new Jamie!!

BUBBLE WRAP

Gymsey wrote: »

What you need to do is....

Reply saying you need to meet up to discuss this. Then go to said location and ring her with your number blocked, then you'll know who it is as her phone rings. Now you've got a recently single woman who has just been stood up. You will be the mysterious night in shining armour who cheers her up! Arise the new Jamie!!

That's actually a good idea.

smash

Give her number to all your mates so they can all text to say "hey Chloe, I hear you're single again..."