Is it time for Ireland to have a penis colony?

Vicar in a tutu

Is it time for Ireland to have a colony of penises?
Seriously, when you pick up the paper or look at the news.....some people are fecking animals.
Rapes, murders, assaults, robbery with assaults/death, drugs and knife crime.
We will have less Gardai available to fight crime and when they do get these scum to court, they get off very light, I would support the idea of a Island off the coast which is a totally enclosed prison which will house all the different categories of criminals
Hard labour for them all whilst being furiously whipped on the backs by penises, I'm sure the costs would be half of what they pay to keep them there too.
This would leave the rest of the system deal with not so heinous/ violent crimes.

dodderangler

Da fuq you yappin about

Vicar in a tutu

dodderangler wrote: »

Da fuq you yappin about

A colony of penises to keep criminals at bay :rolleyes:


Captain obvious:rolleyes:

smash

Well it would certainly be interesting...

dodderangler

Meant why did you just copy another thread going and change penal colony to penis colony
You got dick on the brain or something?

Vicar in a tutu

dodderangler wrote: »

Meant why did you just copy another thread going and change penal colony to penis colony
You got dick on the brain or something?

Yes I have a dick in my brain :rolleyes:

Pottler

I doubt the PC brigade would go for it. Too many dicks.

smash

Vicar in a tutu wrote: »

Yes I have a dick in my brain :rolleyes:

Dickhead :pac:

1ZRed

Sure aren't we already a pack of pricks

dodderangler

Vicar in a tutu wrote: »

Yes I have a dick in my brain :rolleyes:

Keep rollin them eyes and you'll go blind

kneemos

Vicar in a tutu wrote: »

Yes I have a dick in my brain :rolleyes:

Ear sex eh.

ejmaztec

Leinster House, where the big knobs hang out.

Captain Chaos

You mean like pen island?

My name is URL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZCChwZL17A

Vicar in a tutu

Id say there'd be a few lovely ladies out robbing and beating eachother up just so they can be apart of this colony

Fr_Dougal

Do we not do already this on the QT with Limerick?

im invisible

Vicar in a tutu wrote: »

A colony of penises to keep criminals at bay :rolleyes:

criminals, penises, colons...

Oranage2

Vicar in a tutu wrote: »

Is it time for Ireland to have a colony of penises?
Seriously, when you pick up the paper or look at the news.....some people are fecking animals.
Rapes, murders, assaults, robbery with assaults/death, drugs and knife crime.
We will have less Gardai available to fight crime and when they do get these scum to court, they get off very light, I would support the idea of a Island off the coast which is a totally enclosed prison which will house all the different categories of criminals
Hard labour for them all whilst being furiously whipped on the backs by penises, I'm sure the costs would be half of what they pay to keep them there too.
This would leave the rest of the system deal with not so heinous/ violent crimes.

Have you been drinking miss?

Madam_X

dodderangler wrote: »

Da fuq you yappin about

dodderangler wrote: »

Meant why did you just copy another thread going and change penal colony to penis colony
You got dick on the brain or something?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=parody%20thread

KKkitty

Good idea. It would less of a riddickless nation but more a state of pussies.

crockholm

would "The George" count as one?

Doc Ruby

We could put it in Cork, it's already full of langers.

Martyn1989

Very witty, I'm not thanking it though!

corktina

... or ritual disemboweling for repeat offenders

danger mouse

Yeah sounds like a great idea.

dr.bollocko

Hush down the back.