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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 352 ✭✭Best username ever


    The caption should read;

    "A delicious cake smothered in rich creamy bell butter"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    The summary and buyer reviews are comical! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Dammit. Forgot to log out of Amazon. I've gonna be scared to see what else they will offer me by email in the "coming" months.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    does it cum in discreet packaging?:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    Do not want!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Personally prefer my chocolate substitute recipes by those two celebrity girl chefs. Problem is it is all American measures; one cup of this and one cup of that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 901 ✭✭✭ChunkyLover_53


    Eww!

    According to that Amazon page people who viewed that ^ also viewed this

    Milk Frother


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 901 ✭✭✭Vicar in a tutu


    I've just ordered 2, I cant wait to surprise my family and friends with my delicious new recipes :) They'll be so happy and surprised:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 352 ✭✭Best username ever


    Each recipe will start with.


    Step 1. Take 1 hand and **** furiously.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    I'm burious to know exactly how much semen these reciepes require...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 901 ✭✭✭Vicar in a tutu


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    I'm burious to know exactly how much semen these reciepes require...

    A handful here and there should do it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    In fairness, who eats cum for the taste?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭tan11ie


    Just... Why!! :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    I'm kind of curious to find out what you could make with it. Like cum on toast or roast pork with semen sauce?

    It's fuked up :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,785 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    :confused:

    *barfs*

    The reviews are brilliant. Conspunktivitis..., recording that one here before Amazon delete it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53 ✭✭buckfast69


    So that explains the hole in doughnuts. Either that or all thhe recipes will be a variation of soggy biscuits.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 499 ✭✭greenflash


    You'd need three hands to follow one of those recipes.


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