Apologies, corny golf joke

scubapro

I just copied this from an email, couldn't resist posting.



A golfer was on vacation in Ireland and while playing he made a hole-in-one. With that a leprechaun jumps out from the trees and says, “I am the lucky leprechaun of the 13th hole. I’ll grant you
any wish.”

The player thought a bit and said, “Could you make me weeny a bit larger?”

“Wish granted.” says the leprechaun, as he skips away.

Well, by the time he got to the 14th tee it was showin’ below his shorts.

He continued his game and on the 15th hole it was draggin’ along behind him.

By the 18th he could hardly make it to the green.

He went straight to the pro shop and asked the pro how to fix it. He was told that legend has it, to see the leprechaun agian, you must go back and make another ace.

After purchasing five buckets of balls he made his way back to the 13th and frantically began hitting shot after shot until finally he made the hole-in-one.

Again the leprechaun jumped out saying, “I’ll grant you any wish.”

The player asked, “Could ya make me legs a bit longer?”

scrubber72

Made a hole in one at curra west on the 13th its called the fairy bush......just my luck

link_2007

scubapro

link_2007 wrote: »

Laugh out loud moment there Link! Classic punch line