We are all Jewish

Ranicand

Mosses got the ten commandants on top of Mount Sinai.

The Bible is a collection of books from different writers the inspired word of God.

The Old Testament spoke of a Prophet to lead the Jews out of slavery many believe that was fulfilled with Jesus.

Fast forward in time as Mohammad was yet another Prophet that started another branch off Islam.

That is the simple story told so even a child could understand it.

So we all follow the same basic religion.

The Torah or the old testament is that first pant.

After Jesus there was a split and a 2nd part was added on the new Testament.

Again there was more added the Quran and yet another split.

So we are all following Jewish tradition except we have split into 3 groups and within those groups there have been even more splits.


Among Christians there are loads of different Churches.

Islam is split into two main groups Sunni and Shia.

Classic Jews still only on old Testament have split into two groups also.

Torah followers the old Testament.

And Talmudic Jews the Zionists.
These guys along with not adding on the other two books done one better and threw out the first one too in favor of something different

Would any Zionists like to explain what the Talmud is?

bluecode

No contrerversy here!

TeddyTedson

I'm actually not Jewish

Siuin

Wtf is with your obsession with Jews? Seriously.

Burkey0

Are Jewish people immune to austerity? In that case, I wouldn't mind

Fr_Dougal

That would be an ecumenical matter.

Ranicand

bluecode wrote: »

No contrerversy here!

None I am a non believer anyway.

The Talmud is a book that replaces the old Testament for that break away sect.

I only asked would anybody who is familiar with it like ti explain it.

Canis Lupus

How jew do.... That's the only pun I could come up with

Sunnyisland

I am a Dub you.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

You had me at "hello".

Lenin Skynard

Oi oi oi, never such hootspa have I read.

Wibbly Wobbly Wonder

Jews Smews. I ain't cutting the top of my mickey anymore.

castletownman

Goodwin's Law in 3.2.1........

xLexie

Oy vey!

Pottler

I am, as it happens, well, I am a bit. My Granddad was Jewish, I inherited a few things from him, my nose, an uncanny ability to accumulate money and a funny surname.. sure who Jew, sorry, knew? I guess that makes me jew-ish.

Ranicand

Siuin wrote: »

Wtf is with your obsession with Jews? Seriously.

None Orthodox Jews I love them they follow the oldest book of them all the Torah.

They prey live a strict life and pure morals.

I only asked would anybody like to explain what the Talmud is and why the above group have rejected it?

Lenin Skynard

Canis Lupus wrote: »

How jew do.... That's the only pun I could come up with

Don't be sad, your pun Israeli good.

ITS_A_BADGER

away with you to the religious forums

Siuin

Ranicand wrote: »

Mosses got the ten commandants on top of Mount Sinai.

The Bible is a collection of books from different writers the inspired word of God.

The Old Testament spoke of a Prophet to lead the Jews out of slavery many believe that was fulfilled with Jesus.

Fast forward in time as Mohammad was yet another Prophet that started another branch off Islam.

That is the simple story told so even a child could understand it.

So we all follow the same basic religion.

The Torah or the old testament is that first pant.

After Jesus there was a split and a 2nd part was added on the new Testament.

Again there was more added the Quran and yet another split.

So we are all following Jewish tradition except we have split into 3 groups and within those groups there have been even more splits.


Among Christians there are loads of different Churches.

Islam is split into two main groups Sunni and Shia.

Classic Jews still only on old Testament have split into two groups also.

Torah followers the old Testament.

And Talmudic Jews the Zionists.
These guys along with not adding on the other two books done one better and threw out the first one too in favor of something different

Would any Zionists like to explain what the Talmud is?

Where do you get your religious knowledge from? The back of a cereal box?

Busted Flat.

Ranicand wrote: »

Mosses got the ten commandants on top of Mount Sinai.

The Bible is a collection of books from different writers the inspired word of God.

The Old Testament spoke of a Prophet to lead the Jews out of slavery many believe that was fulfilled with Jesus.

Fast forward in time as Mohammad was yet another Prophet that started another branch off Islam.

That is the simple story told so even a child could understand it.

So we all follow the same basic religion.



The Torah or the old testament is that first pant.

After Jesus there was a split and a 2nd part was added on the new Testament.

Again there was more added the Quran and yet another split.

So we are all following Jewish tradition except we have split into 3 groups and within those groups there have been even more splits.


Among Christians there are loads of different Churches.

Islam is split into two main groups Sunni and Shia.

Classic Jews still only on old Testament have split into two groups also.

Torah followers the old Testament.

And Talmudic Jews the Zionists.
These guys along with not adding on the other two books done one better and threw out the first one too in favor of something different

Would any Zionists like to explain what the Talmud is?

Do you think by making this claim, the world is supposed to accept
the zionist apartheid regime,that are carrying out genocide in the middle east.

SureYWouldntYa

Sure we're all related if ya think about it and taking part in incest

Nobody cares about stuff that happened years ago, mainly cause now most people are educated enough to not believe in all that gripe

fasttalkerchat

Who are you calling a jew? What?

Pottler

Ranicand wrote: »

None Orthodox Jews I love them they follow the oldest book of them all the Torah.

They prey live a strict life and pure morals.

I only asked would anybody like to explain what the Talmud is and why the above group have rejected it?

Freud would be proud.:D

Siuin

Ranicand wrote: »

None Orthodox Jews I love them they follow the oldest book of them all the Torah.

They prey live a strict life and pure morals.

I only asked would anybody like to explain what the Talmud is and why the above group have rejected it?

As an observant Jew I can tell you that you're talking bullshít and everything you've said so far has been incorrect.

Orthodox Jews DO accept the Talmud. Karaite Jews don't accept the Talmud.

Siuin

Busted Flat. wrote: »

Do you think by making this claim, the world is supposed to accept
the zionist apartheid regime,that are carrying out genocide in the middle east.

... wtf? Did I miss something here?

We are all made of stars

Ranicand

Siuin wrote: »

Where do you get your religious knowledge from? The back of a cereal box?

Keeping things simple here.

The Torah is about Moses the floods Adam and Eve.

The New Testament is about Jesus mostly.

The Quran is about Mohammad.

Now we have this other book the Talmud which Orthodox Jews reject.

What is the Talmud and what is it about?

Where To

You're points are so ridiculous I don't even know where to start rebuking them.:pac:

For a start, Moses wasn't a Jew, he was an Israelite, allegedly, or maybe an Egyptian. That's if he existed at all.

castletownman

I always thought my occasional stinginess was down to being part Cavan.

Now I know it's because I'm part Jew!

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