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If you were a cannibal...

  • 29-01-2013 2:36am
    #1
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭


    and could eat anyone in the world, who would be your perfect meal?

    I'm thinking "Rampage" Jackson. Meaty lad, lots of muscle, little fat content, AFAIK no doping scandals so no need to worry about chemicals.

    Well?


Comments

  • #2
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    I think you misunderstood when I said I'd eat Daniel Conn :pac:


  • #3
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    If I were a cannibal,
    And you were a lady
    Would you marry me anyway
    Could I eat our babies?


  • #4
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    To the atheist forum! Im sure they have nice baby recipes


  • #5
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    im invisible wrote: »
    To the atheist forum! Im sure they have nice baby recipes

    Nah, Pagan forum!


  • #6
    Lionel Messy
    Site Banned Posts: 612 ✭✭✭Lionel Messy


    Someone with a nice pussy.


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  • #7
    smellsfunny
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 107 ✭✭smellsfunny


    any1 except nicki minaj, he's 99% plastic


  • #8
    mickgotsick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 350 ✭✭mickgotsick


    Kevin Bacon, cabbage and potatoes.


  • #9
    RidleyRider
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭RidleyRider


    We're not here to give you material to 'entertain' yourself for the night :pac:


  • #10
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Cheryl coDDle


  • #11
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    I'd love to see Bertie slowly revolving on a spit.
    Wouldn't care how he tasted, just love to see him sweat. . .


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  • #12
    M5
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,161 ✭✭✭✭M5


    Jessica Albas arse!


  • #13
    Ruudi_Mentari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari


    "feed.. me.. more"

    Wrestler Ryback, turn the tables on him.. more lean muscle on them bones than most but probs more juicer than juicy. Some dumb fcukin meat, I know that much.


  • #14
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Meatloaf with Salt n' Peppa on it.

    Halle Berry Crumble with Vanilla Ice.


  • #15
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    Wouldn't muscly guys be tough and chewy because they train every part of their body or are we not fussy on having stew all the time?


  • #16
    Scruffles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Scruffles


    heres an idea for the first bordsie cannibal diner.:D
    how about someone nice and plump,brian blessed maybe?
    use the blood to make black pudding.

    we coud have some brian blessed steak overcooked to traditional irish perfection, and chips.
    yes dont forget the chips.
    the chucks of mine may be able to donate some of their premium quality eggs.
    any takers?:confused:

    ugh...damn this thread woud love a sirloin steak sandwich right now.


  • #17
    Ruudi_Mentari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari


    Canis Lupus wrote: »
    Wouldn't muscly guys be tough and chewy because they train every part of their body or are we not fussy on having stew all the time?

    yeah, would they I dunnoe. I probs opt for the fish dish anyhow


  • #18
    Wattle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,075 ✭✭✭Wattle


    Scarlett Johansson. I've always thought she was good enough to eat.


  • #19
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Michael fish.

    With steamed broccoli, carrots, baby potatoes and tartrate sauce.

    Yummy.


  • #20
    iDave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    Wouldnt mind boiling some of those vegetables rioting in Belfast


  • #21
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    iDave wrote: »
    Wouldnt mind boiling some of those vegetables rioting in Belfast

    Oranges are fruits, not veggies :D


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  • #22
    iDave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    Ghandee wrote: »
    Oranges are fruits, not veggies :D
    yes yes ok good one


  • #23
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    Michael Jambon


  • #24
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,596 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fb2kzEqFQo


  • #25
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Bob Geldof.


  • #26
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    I'd eat the bejaysus out of Gráinne Seoige

    21/25



  • #27
    fangee
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 786 ✭✭✭fangee


    I'd eat Lucy Liu all day long.


  • #28
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    fangee wrote: »
    I'd eat Lucy Liu all day long.

    No way, take ages...you'd have to use chopsticks.

    If that's racist I apologise, I was going to say something much worse :o


  • #29
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    mickgotsick wrote: »
    Kevin Bacon, cabbage and potatoes.

    I think we have a winner.

    Give yourself a big pat on the back and enjoy your dinner !!


  • #30
    md23040
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 512 ✭✭✭md23040


    Would'nt refuse a nibble of Pussy Galore (Goldfinger)


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  • #31
    fangee
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 786 ✭✭✭fangee


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    No way, take ages...you'd have to use chopsticks.

    If that's racist I apologise, I was going to say something much worse :o


    I was afraid it was open to a racial slant.

    I do love the woman.

    Although in fairness if I did eat her I'd only be hungry again an hour later.


  • #32
    StormWarrior
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭StormWarrior


    Rik Waller or James Corden, because there would be PLENTY to go round and lots left over. Freeze it up and one of those could last you a year.


  • #33
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Reese With-a-spoon.







    I hate myself.


  • #34
    Gbear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,775 ✭✭✭✭Gbear


    Wouldn't want too fat or too muscly. Someone a bit middle of the road.

    Maybe Dara O'Briain?


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