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Cod eyes!

  • 28-01-2013 7:17pm
    #1
    Doom
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭Doom


    Seriously which one do you look at? I met a girl today in an office she had one, I was like someone trying to dodge a bullet, look at the right one, it moves, look at the left, it moved too!!


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  • #2
    Sparks43
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,056 ✭✭✭Sparks43


    Always thought there was something very fishy about them :pac:


  • #3
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Maybe you should have looked at her instead of the fish.


  • #4
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Doom wrote: »
    Seriously which one do you look at?

    Just look at her tits, less awkward!


  • #5
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Doom wrote: »
    Seriously which one do you look at? I met a girl today in an office she had one, I was like someone trying to dodge a bullet, look at the right one, it moves, look at the left, it moved too!!

    It is called one eye looking at you and the other eye looking for you, eyeallovertheplaceism (EATP), the cure is a 2 buy 4, but only if they are not trying to find you.


  • #6
    looksee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,096 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    Isn't it well for you that you're perfect.


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  • #7
    Zillah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    Just stare down her top like most men do in the workplace.


  • #8
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Zillah wrote: »
    Just stare down her top like most men do in the workplace.

    Wrong, that is all.


  • #9
    Diana CoolS Troop
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Diana CoolS Troop


    What?


  • #10
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Best thread title in ages


  • #11
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Doom wrote: »
    Seriously which one do you look at? I met a girl today in an office she had one, I was like someone trying to dodge a bullet, look at the right one, it moves, look at the left, it moved too!!

    The average human has 60 genetic mutations, I wonder will you be so smart when you discover what yours are.


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  • #12
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    bluewolf wrote: »
    What?

    I am guessing you do not or have never met someone with 360 vision, this is why both eyes do not work in tandom, it is the next step in producing the perfect human.


  • #13
    Bad Santa
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 381 ✭✭Bad Santa


    Facts all come with points of view. Facts don't do what I want them to.


  • #14
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. My ideal female:
    • Cod eyes
    • Tuna breath
    • Chicken legs
    • Bat ears
    • Hamster nose
    • Monkey arms
    • Dolphin vagina
    • Mongoose feet.
    Miss anything?


  • #15
    Lisha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,696 ✭✭✭Lisha


    Stealth Recce wrote: »
    Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. My ideal female:
    • Cod eyes
    • Tuna breath
    • Chicken legs
    • Bat ears
    • Hamster nose
    • Monkey arms
    • Dolphin vagina
    • Mongoose feet.
    Miss anything?


    Camel toe?


  • #16
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    bluewolf wrote: »
    What?


    Strabismus


    Next up- ripping the pìss out of people with polydactyly.


  • #17
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Stealth Recce wrote: »
    Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. My ideal female:
    • Cod eyes
    • Tuna breath
    • Chicken legs
    • Bat ears
    • Hamster nose
    • Monkey arms
    • Dolphin vagina
    • Mongoose feet.
    Miss anything?

    Human.


  • #18
    Rastadoyle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 208 ✭✭Rastadoyle


    your codding me!


  • #19
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Lisha wrote: »
    Camel toe?

    Yes please! :)
    3ndahalfof6 wrote: »
    Human.

    Human hymen?


  • #20
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Stealth Recce wrote: »
    Yes please! :)



    Human hymen?

    Hymen is to be saved for they guy, wimmins, working on the site.


  • #21
    Doom
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭Doom


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    The average human has 60 genetic mutations, I wonder will you be so smart when you discover what yours are.

    A big cock!


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  • #22
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Doom wrote: »
    A big cock!
    Or eye in the center of your forehead, or your cock, either way it would be only seeing things and learning fook all.


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