If Adverts sold Body Parts

senorwipesalot

How much would you sell a body part for?
For example
Toe
Kidney
Testicle

MonkstownHoop

fingernail for sale €3

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Everything I have is broke or malfunctioning....i'd have to give them away for free.

im invisible

Three fiddy

foxinsox

Story, Bud, any gear?
I thought you were selling?

Was looking for boobs.

orestes

The price of my left leg depends on the current market value of titanium.

smellsfunny

I'd buy a new penis, mine is very small. One girl I brought home laughed at it and well left my room. brought another one home and the same thing happened They also said it smelled funny

Crea

€15K minimum for a kidney.
You can't have my toes and I don't have testicles.

biko

senorwipesalot wrote: »

How much would you sell a body part for?
For example
Toe
Kidney
Testicle

Swap anything in my ads bud?

Archeron

Lucky bag, 500 euro. Will contain human hair, good for voodoo ceremonies.

EoghanIRL

Archeron wrote: »

Lucky bag, 500 euro. Will contain human hair, good for voodoo ceremonies.

Is postage extra ?

keithsfleet

I'll trade you my passed out girlfriend for any decent xbox games.
She has a great chest so id expect at least a few call of duties.

Hilly Bill

I cant put a price on it but it would cost you an arm and a leg.

Bad Santa

Crea wrote: »

€15K minimum for a kidney.

You're selling that too high there mate. They're only €7K on OrganCirty.ie

Give you €4K for a straight cash deal. PM me. Can collect.

djflawless

Feck it id sell anything that isnt keeping my alive.well, not me right arm...ohh and me willy...
If someone got me legs at a right price id need something to keep meself from boredom

Procrastastudy

I know this is a fun thread but just as a serious aside; A senior Irish doctor (I forget the name sorry) suggested that the Health service should pay €250,000 to anyone wishing to donate a kidney and place them at the top of the list should they ever need a transplant (not that there would be a list).

The radio interviewer seemed genuinely shocked at the suggestion. The doctor went on to explain it currently costs €300,000 a year to have someone on dialysis. Seems a pretty logical solution to me.

gammygils

Testicle For Sale. Special Offer- Buy One - Get One Free. Bag Supplied

djflawless

Procrastastudy wrote: »

I know this is a fun thread but just as a serious aside; A senior Irish doctor (I forget the name sorry) suggested that the Health service should pay €250,000 to anyone wishing to donate a kidney and place them at the top of the list should they ever need a transplant (not that there would be a list).

The radio interviewer seemed genuinely shocked at the suggestion. The doctor went on to explain it currently costs €300,000 a year to have someone on dialysis. Seems a pretty logical solution to me.

if you remember the docs name tell him he can have mine for 50 grand!

longshanks

If?

downwithpeace

Rather attached to my parts so €1Billion per cell per sell,.

Fr_Dougal

Bad Santa wrote: »

You're selling that too high there mate. They're only €7K on OrganCirty.ie

Give you €4K for a straight cash deal. PM me. Can collect.

Offer €2 and anything from my ads.

smash

So I could buy a feleshlight with a real fanny in it? Awesome!!!

antodeco

Imagine all of the swaps!

Would you be willing to swap with done of my ads?

Ehhh. Sure I could try sell a leg and swap for an extra arm.

mattjack

I've a wife for swaps, small, blonde with nice chest..... BMW 316 and she's yours.

senorwipesalot

biko wrote: »

Swap anything in my ads bud?

http://www.adverts.ie/car/bmw/3-series/1993-bmw-3-series-for-sale/2533479

mattjack wrote: »

I've a wife for swaps, small, blonde with nice chest..... BMW 316 and she's yours.

smash

mattjack wrote: »

I've a wife for swaps, small, blonde with nice chest..... BMW 316 and she's yours.

316? Aim higher man!

phasers

I Offer a broken lamp base and a copy of Titanic on VHS

BBDBB

I'd pick a nose

Archeron

EoghanIRL wrote: »

Is postage extra ?

Sorry, buyer must collect. From a dark laneway in an abandoned industrial estate.

On a totally unrelated note, fresh stock may be arriving soon. Will post details when available.

Ah_Yeah

Nah, you've that left arm overpriced, do you not realise we're in a recession? You wouldn't get what you're asking for that in a fit.

I offer a sock and a refrigerator door handle swap.

Doyler92

smellsfunny wrote: »

I'd buy a new penis, mine is very small. One girl I brought home laughed at it and well left my room. brought another one home and the same thing happened They also said it smelled funny

They were just saying your name.